/brit/

alternatively,
>me
>a cold one

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24 years old, got £3.5k in a help to buy ISA (200 going in each month) and £5k in premium bonds, £3.5k limit credit card and £3k ready monies in the bank

Thoughts?

grim mate croydon or something?

uhm, thanks?

>credit card

that's a big lady you got across the street from you

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sue

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>premium bonds

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>20 yr old
>absolutely no goals
>mediocre in college
>some friends
>no gf
>6k euros in debt

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>20 yr old
>some friends

genuinely shut the fuck up

You saved it from the 3rd different poster who posted this image

right lads i'm doing ket for the first time tonight hopefully
what does it feel like? i get anxiety related dissociation when i'm sober and sometimes it's fucking terrifying, does ket feel like that? does it make you feel like you aren't real and like you're sucked into your mind and distant from everything?
i'm not sure i want to do it if it feels like that desu

>help to buy ISA

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not too bad, cheer up

giz a hundred quid and i'll giv yer a fiver innit

>this is who's calling you a filthy poortherner

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the royal wedding cured my jungle fever

>£3.5k credit limit

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same haha
at least i'm not from some poncey mickey mouse country unlike yourself hahahahahaha cunt

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You got me there, Ismail Khadia praise to Allah

Hmmmm yes *glides in with inspector gadget helicopter hat and descends through entire stack taking a deep whiff as I go* ahh yes thank you ladies *flies off through the window*

Should I go to uni on 25ug or 50ug?

@89801395
Go back to Jow Forums stupid tripfaggot cunt

so edgy

and that's important because? do you have autism?

sick to death of of everything being black

/brit/ had twice the usual amount of posters today, most of them being Jow Forums mongs
hope they don't stick around

not for long

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whats the drinking culture like in montenegro

stop lying on the internet

oo-oo-ah-ah monkey want a banana?

Love benzos so fucking much lads

>urban insects are wearing sunglasses again

who are you, the truth police?

Thanks for policing /brit/ mate, the internet is a safer place thanks to you

100, don't be a pussy
degenerates drink like russians. and everyone is degenerate

enjoy seizures and brain damage when you try and come off

is that you in the webum, mutt ?

I don't do them everyday sweetie

yes

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doesnt matter sweetie you're gonna be a fucking lobotomised downie after

where do you get them

sounds good
booking my flight to podgorica as we speak

hate birds, they're arrogant little shits

brilliant post there françois

Plymouth

medicine aisle in herron foods

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feel the same about the irish

benzo half life is very long, even if you don't do it every day you are building it up in your body

watching friday night dinner

Only disappointment and scamming taxi cunts await you

getting pissed once a week seems to help me a lot
still just do it by myself though

YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR

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thanks fatty

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back from toil lads, off to bed so I can wake up at 4am tomorrow for another toilsession

>on the regular

theres people who have been on klonopins for 20+ years they're normal sweetie

tell your doctor you're having panic attacks
depending on your age now is the perfect time
if you're 18 and in sixth form, tell them you're extremely anxious and keep having panic attacks because of the exams

Catching the red-eye to Plymouth

meet you in Lisbon at 8 mate I'll remove your bollocks from existence with a simple kick

any JAV pros here

ooh paddy with a temper, wasn't expecting THAT

I'm white

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>miss a day
>break down and cry
>have a seizure

I'm full of surprises (PS meet you in front of the place with lots of portuguese people ok)

k.. keep me posted

>you're extremely anxious and keep having panic attacks because of the exams

Mad to think there are runts who actually feel this way.

captcha v1 was pulled a few months ago, and within 5 years a new generation of users will be on Jow Forums and won't understand what the image even refers to.

did you know valium, tramadol and codeine is available OTC in some central/south american countries

so what, i was here before there even was a captcha

the exam prep

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>panic attacks

any meditation man in?

helps me lots but it still doesn't get rid of my loneliness or lack of drive and confidence

What do these do?

codeine is available otc in the uk

ah but you will find that it is i that has wasted the most of his youth on this website

meditation is good for self-discipline

My man had two strikes, slipped
Got arrested and flipped
He screamed "Thug Life" as he emptied the clip

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>that fluoride stare

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tragic mate
study like a normal person

just did a MASSIVE poo

yeah but it's a pain in the arse to get high on
you have to CWE it unless you want liver failure, i meant they have the good 30/500 stuff and the pure stuff

any tay man in?

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i used to be on sertraline
its not that fun
don't see how it would make you do exams better

>quetiapine
Alri psycholad