>Go to work this morning
>Pass obnoxious coworkers in hall
>Annoying chick pats me on the back and giggles “I’m one of the good normies, right user? At least text me the night before you go over the edge”
Do people hate shy awkward people in your cunt too?
No but we hate slaves who work on saturdays
you should have told her that she's actually at the top of the list
Getting fired and possibly charged with conspiracy to commit murder: a how to
I said something like that in high school. They arrested me, suspended me, and forced me to go anger management classes.
a coworker used to call me breivik, because i admitted playing wow
Wait, really? That's pretty based.
>girl compliments you
>act like a fucking sperg
>I make up conversations and the rest of Jow Forums eats them up like hotcakes
Nobody talks like that.
How is that a compliment
I bet you’re the type of guy who got excited when bitchy girls ran up to you and said “Omg you’re so cute! I like you!” to insult you
>being this victimized and paranoid that you think everyone is being rude and sarcastic to you and unable to recognize friendly jokes
What a sad autist.
>Girl spoke to you
>Shy and awkward
How's that a compliment, she was clearly mocking him
>being so delusional & beta you laugh along when strangers bully you
I have mastered the art of a perfect poker face to deal with situations like this
Good. You’re a mentally ill virgin freak and shouldn’t be allowed to threaten society.
Shy and awkward people don’t get harassed by mean people in India? Lucky you
I was an edgy freshman, fuck off
>imagine having so little experience in human contact that you actually took that as a genuine compliment
yikes
>No, you're just as impure as the rest and will face the same fate when the reckoning comes