/brit/

iɹlɐ

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yeah she showed me

better luck next time little guy?

screenshot proof of her screenshotting and post it here

sue

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fuck off Cheshire

and japanese infused grime man in
youtube.com/watch?v=ddA0zJqWUkM

Very Jewish of you

need a bf lads

cocaine wanks

Me standing in the doorway

yep, me and smithy are howling

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hi x

fuck off nigger

you need to be kept under 24 hour surveillance

fuck leon gambetta

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snapchat tells you if someone screenshots your message

If youre alpha and have a 130 IQ its literally impossible to reproduce

prefer the one from that recent pewdiepie video of the murican lad who gets visited by his favourite k-pop singer and he acts out all the autistic dance moves in front of her and his whole family incl his grandfather who just stands there in resigned horror

kss kss kss kss kss kss

Why do yanks keep posting and spamming shit when they never ever get replies except from other yanks? It's so mind-boggling

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why is a yank telling me to fuck off for posting british music :S

baffling creature

>why yes i'm going to spend my saturday being an obnoxious little halfwit in /brit/

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this might be true. too high iq to chill with proles, too alpha and unsettling to chill with high iq women

me every saturday

unprecedented levels of irony in this post

Off to the shops lads, want anything?

nigger music =/= british culture

pack of ciggies right

Miss are 190cm

*snap*
Yep, this one's going in my /brit/ compilation

gf

Brand?

british niggers and their british influenced music are british culture

As opposed to being a halfwit yank for a lifetime

getting the rebound 'xiety haha don't do benzos lads

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a dog born in a stable is not a horse

shagged the adopted cousin

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pint of milk and my life back thx

hello :)

the waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=oTJI_yVW2no

doug always with the zingers

mental how some dinosaurs had feathers

attaboy cleetus

'

>inviting a woman into a life that's still under construction
Runts will make this mistake

What’s with that dog lmao?

yeah sure you do
looks like the sicilian

have never heard a logical reason against the extermination of niggers

Ah yes the 5/10 female dilemma

chuckled

arrogant moonfaced runtoid

after dinner going to open the bottle of vodka in the fridge and sip at shots for most of the night

i am such a cringe factory

hope I get run over by a bus for my own good

>life will ever be complete

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I did the same but with my actual genetic cousin

look how ugly that bitch is and she has men crawling over her
unless shes lying of course but I wouldn't doubt it

~~~don't eat pigs
because pigs are a cop~~~

hope you do too

oops did some experiments on wh*toids haha

all nonces should be drawn and quartered

Could really do with some cheese and onion sosij cobs right now

Got bullied by the other black boys for being gay and no white boy want me either might just kms

all yanks should be drawn and quartered

kind of hot in theory, have a third cousin that I wouldn't mind. this happened thursday evening and we've been texting, dunno if she expects us to date now or something? she's an adopted second cousin

what's your tale

the gf

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post your purple nigger cock

top or bottom

that snake just swallowed something big

fun things to do coked off ur face after being awake for 36 hours:

>call kfc helpline and ask if the bacon is halal
>watch her look it up for 5 minutes
>she says our bacon is not halal i just chcked that sir
>tell her she spent 5 minutes looking like a moron
>she comes back unexpectedly with "well sir some places do service turkey bacon so yes bacon can be halal"
>turkey bacon is not bacon. if i smashed chicken into a steak shape would it be beef?
>no it's not really bacon
>what's kfc's position on ramadan?
>well i guess our hala customers wouldnt eat before they can
>so they stop the halal bacon?
>sir this is a premium rate number you've spent about £10 so far
>i'll spen HUNDRED INTIL I HEAR FROM THE COLONEL HIMSELF

>laughter and obvious crowd building
>male voice says something like yes let him go then line hangs up

i love doing shit like this if i'm jus tsat around

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Not the first cousin banger in the family so just chatted like an ordinary pick up at a family bbq

very happy to see there's so many black brothers in Ireland

Tempted to hand in my notice on Monday daysoo

cheadle has been fucking obliterated

this is the new princess?

Sunny afternoon, perfect conditions for a chilled hobgoblins and making a dent into my millennial woes backlog

neil the nigger

a raaaainnnbooww nationnnn

Bottom.

m'boka

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM

REDDIT FLAGS HAS CEASED WORKING, I REPEAT, REDDIT FLAGS HAS CEASED WORKING

virgin freak

cokelad is the best personality on /brit/ by far
big up bredrin

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