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another sahur edition

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davaotoday.com/main/politics/npa-burns-equipment-disarms-guards-of-lapanday-owned-firm-in-davao/
philstar.com/headlines/2016/12/05/1650563/kmp-luisita-farmers-attacked-forcibly-evicted-huts
newsinfo.inquirer.net/851007/tension-rises-as-farmers-claim-luisita-land
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Jangan lupa mandi junub

Don't forget to vote PSI, guys.

pengen ngenott gan

Sahur guys

>bubur lambuk
>air tebu

i really don't understand
why, why the heck those non-muslims, especially the churches ones keep putting banner of celebrating ramadhan, puasa, shaum, etc (ramadhan related) even though when we muslim not forcing or even sking them to do that
for what tho?
this, this shit make us muslims start to feel guilty for not putting banner to congratulate their holy days

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>this, this shit make us muslims start to feel guilty for not putting banner to congratulate their holy days
They MUST to. We are the majority. We can do whatever we like. It's democracy at its finest.

>royal marriage is held at ramadhan
WHAT DOES IT MEAN BRAH??

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>upcoming discussion on Ethnicity Relations course
>Spain-Catalan affair and the Sarawak/Sabah-Peninsular affair as examples
>was told to read up on the Balkans and Kurdish as further example
>all I knew about the Balkans are our involvement in Bos&Herz affair
>too young to know what it was about at the time
>was it something to do with Greece or Turkey?
>learns about Kosovo, Macedonia, Slovenia, Montenegro and the rest overnight
>when did all these countries exist?
>felt like a whole new world just opened up to me

tfw my geography knowledge is so out of date that I still believe Yugoslavia exist

sarawakreport.org/2018/05/how-rosmah-has-made-imelda-look-like-a-cheapskate-amateur/

Hmmmm

just let liberal muslim do that to them

Marcos corruption and theft is point of reference

Lmfao

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Maybe if you start traveling to other places, where its possible to see church and mosque built next to each other, you would understand. Makanya jalan-jalan buka wawasan, jangan cuma dengerin si somad. Itu tradisi turun-temurun di beberapa daerah dari semenjak negara ini berdiri.

Because why not? It's polite to do so.
What I don't get is the "if you say "xxx" then you're not muslim" mentality, you're not celebrating it for fuck's sake, you're just congratulating them out of respect. There's clearly a different line between them. If you don't say it, then just don't do it, but you fuckers don't need to boast it like a fucking retard. I bet you're one of the guys who refuse chocolate in valentine day from girls, faggot.

>flip cousin tries to shill me some shit
>its an extremely obvious ponzi scheme
Just look at this shit it literally tells you it will make you a millionaire on their site.
dtc.aimglobalinc.com/login
How do i break it to her?

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>Sarawak/Sabah-Peninsular affair
Peninsular Malaysians don't really care about Sabah and Sarawak. Sabah and Sarawak oth are tsundere for peninsular Malaysia. It helps if you think of them as tsun tsun anime girls.

My friend, who works in a cruise ship, has now an Indonesian chad bf named Muhammad.
Should I like their pics?

Just say to your cousin that she's scammed or someshit.

Do it.

Pay her no mind. Pyramid schemes are rampant here and bobong tagalogs are too gullible to notice this.

She and her chad indonesian bf are so happy in Italy.

:3

Usually the victims are stupid retarded bisayans or provincefags
Then they will complain on hiw imperialist manila is

Top kek

They target sexpats too

Lmao and you will see them endlessly complain here and in reddit

Cute!

>this shit make us muslims start to feel guilty for not putting banner to congratulate their holy days

I know that feels bro. I kinda wish us muslims would do the same. But too bad most "muslims" nowadays would think religious tolerancy towards other would be deemed as "heresy".

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The chad indon strikes again. Kudos saudaraku!

You know how world class Marcos fuckery and corruption is when they use it as a benchmark for corruption and when things goes to shit.

because they're afraid they might get bombed?

post pic of the bf

how come marcos's wife is still alive? Why won't flips went ape and kill her?

>put ramadhan banner in front off church
>get hidden passive stat
>-15% chance to get car bomb
>-10% chance to get suicide vest bomb
>-10% chance to get motorcycle bomb
>20% chance to get Idul Fitri food
>effect doesnt stack

make the exterior look like a mosque

They escaped the usa offered them sanctuary

How's my progress, guys?

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its cute that you named your country after lima beans

>haven't annex khmer yet

kader psi out

sleepy guis ~_~

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This is what a chad indon looks like.

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BUILD BUILD BUILD pa more
c/o Chinese and Tagalog engineers

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>Tagalog engineering

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is he chink?

He has chinky eyes but is named Muhammad. Is he a muslim?

I cheated on my bf
ask me anything.

Thanks Incompetent Bisaya Duterte

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I took a nap and dreamt about a news bulletin that appeared randomly when I was watching anime.
With a newscaster barely trying not to laugh reads the report;
"Timor Leste Is Japari Park!" "90% of Population Admits To Be Friends!" And "Cellaliens Are Indonesians!"
I woke up laughing

cebudailynews.inquirer.net/44261/houses-crash-as-riprap-collapses

>Bisayan Marcostard Engineering

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Did you use Grindr to cheat?
I been there and done that.

No but I let another girl touch my vageen.

>easy mode wood foot bridge
>fucks it up

Thanks Bisayan marcostard supporters. your backwards mentality knows no bounds

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H-hot.
Maybe your bf wouldn’t mind if you tell him.

the girl looked like a dude tho
I feel terrible desu

is this normie humour?

does /asean/ like shanti dope?
youtube.com/watch?v=Dqiq9BeF314

I'm bored as fuck. Can't eat, no energy, no friend, no job, nothing to do.

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>Materyal
title alone tells me its gonna be shit.

because Muslim is the part of problem in Indonesia.

its not

I only listen to Duterte rap

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goddammit, I gave it a chance and its the typical "EH EH EH EH EH EH" local hip hop tune, I swear to god you fucking jeje retards, goddamn.

play vidya
or watch movies la

I'm gonna go to Davao City.

if you would meet me, I'll visit you. and as you told I'll see /trv/. Thank you.

shit taste
the lyrics are great

The land should be distributed to farmers and let oligarchs have nothing.

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rappler.com/nation/4280-draft-sc-on-hacienda-luisita

It already did in 2012

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davaotoday.com/main/politics/npa-burns-equipment-disarms-guards-of-lapanday-owned-firm-in-davao/

The land should be distributed to farmers and let oligarchs have nothing.

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What kind of Marcos tier corrupt Local govement does that have?
that bridge is suppose to cost 12 million wtf

Just matched with a Filipino on tinder
How do you say "I'll take you to sushi if you let me eat you out after" in Filipino will post results

I got trips u have to tell me

Y'all r BIG ass niggers

understand the issue first:

what happened?

In a statement Sunday, Alyansa ng Magbubukid sa Asyenda Luisita (AMBALA) Chairperson Florida Sibayan said that the men, all drunk, attacked them and shot at them around 9 p.m. The men are currently occupying their huts, Sibayan added. In another statement, Unyon ng mga Manggagawa sa Agrikultura (UMA) Secretary General Danilo Ramos said the tensions between the group of Lourdes Barangay Captain Edison Diaz and farmers at Sitio Silangan, Barangay Mapalacsiao began last November 25.

philstar.com/headlines/2016/12/05/1650563/kmp-luisita-farmers-attacked-forcibly-evicted-huts

So a group, thats allegedly cojuangco-aligned attacked AMBALA. Bakit?

He said the Cloa holders tried to take their lands to grow crops but they were repulsed by Ambala members undertaking a land cultivation project called “Bungkalan.”

>Who is the CLOA?

Diaz said 50 farm workers in Lourdes have been holders of certificates of land ownership award (Cloa) for Mapalacsiao lands since 2014 but they have not been able to pay land fees to the Land Bank of the Philippines.

>why is Ambala and Cloa fighting?

Ambala rejected the agrarian reform program of the Department of Agrarian Reform during the term of former President Benigno Aquino III because he is a member of the Cojuangco clan. It also refused to recognize the Cloa because DAR drew lots by lottery (“tambiolo”) in determining the locations of farms awarded to land reform beneficiaries.

newsinfo.inquirer.net/851007/tension-rises-as-farmers-claim-luisita-land

>What is "BUNGKALAN"?

haciendaluisita.wordpress.com/bungkalan-land-occupation/

TLDR: squatters

also squatters with their own "way" to distribute land between them.

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Why can't duts put his money where his mouth like the other world leaders? Fucking embarrassing desu.
interaksyon.com/joko-widodo-rodrigo-duterte-south-china-sea-gesture/

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hehehe

I fucking hate Filipinos they r just the Mexicans of Asia stupid fuckin spics

You’ll be wasting your time with that Bisayan bitch.
Also your sushi reference made no sense so translating that sentence is a waste of my precious brain cell.

So basically duertetards and MarcosCucks are just supporting commies?

all Malaysian and Indonesian women belong to me

kumusta pare

>*My Heart Will Go On* plays in the background

>chad

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how tall are you?

I don't get why people hated Aquino for being an American lapdog but worship Duterte for being a Chinese puppet. Like Aquino, he tried to make American imperialism subtle, and yet people hated him for that. But with Dutdut, he's broadcasting to the world his love of China, and people don't care. Why? Why is shitting on the US okay but not China?

Chinese women are cute

No one hated Aquino ;^)

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Tidur dari jam 5 pagi sampe jam 1 siang. WTF.

Some do

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Hujan deras

went shopping, now fever again :')

Commies are so confused right now

duterte siding with chinks and hating america or duterte is a puppet of usa

its fun to watch commies and liberals contradict their statements overtime

Not as fun as watching duterte flip flop too

happening when

I know that feeling
Every time I see an asian I realize it too

maşallah :)

i'm white

astaghfirullah

No need to pretend here my arab friend

>Boracay Closure due to pollution
>Manila Subway
>Clark Megacity
>Mindanao Train
Why can Du30 do anything right?

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Why is Duterte so incompetent, tagalogs?

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i'm eating pork at 9am
it doesn't get more haram

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