Sunday fun day edition.
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Robert Butler
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Henry Hughes
as we speak normies are now sniffing coke off girlfriends tits and getting ready to fuck them
Jaxson Martin
I wouldn't think so, it's 10AM on a Sunday and cokes expensive.
Julian Perez
we talking globally
Camden Ramirez
Well I suppose that goes on constantly.
There isn't one second where some one isn't sniffing coke off his missus tits and getting ready to fuck her.
I don't know what you're getting at though.
Sebastian Watson
I'm so tired todayyy
I want a sheep pillow
Michael Roberts
>I'm so tired todayyy
Same.
VERY hungover, need to get myself a nurse.
>I want a sheep pillow
Get ya rustling boots on buddy.
Aiden Wilson
Morning Farmalamb
Kayden Roberts
Good morning buddy.
Angel Bennett
Silly westie, don't drink so much
And you know full well that I'm a tad urban for sheep
But I did see a possum last night
Morning
Leo Edwards
>But I did see a possum last night
The little bastards always throw or drop things on me when I'm walking under them.
Did you try and kill the little fucker?
>Silly westie, don't drink so much
I couldn't help it, it was a birthday party.
Caleb Gray
Sadly I was with a civilised person, so I had to resist the urge to dive at it with a pen knife
Felt weird to see a possum and not shoot it, not gonna lie
Jose Torres
Goddamn it phone, pls don't to thar
Owen Rodriguez
It is every kiwis duty to kill a possum if they have the opportunity.
>Sadly I was with a civilised person
If they were really civilised they would have been killing it with you.
They're a bloody nuisance.
Austin Bailey
They are
If it's any consolation I had a dream that I found a possum and killed that one
Jack Jackson
cute pic of westy in bed
>VERY hungover, need to get myself a nurse.
baka
Cameron Diaz
morning everyone i am very medicated right now
Jose Green
I suppose that'll have to do.
You're lucky you remember your dreams, they always slip away from me.
>cute pic of westy in bed
I don't think I'm leaving it today...
I'm in a bad way, but I'm cosy so I can't complain much.
>baka
I know, I know...
It's like I never learn.
Good morning buddy.
Camden Bennett
afternoon everyone
Isaiah Price
Howdy buddy.
Hows ya day been?
Jayden Parker
Sometimes I wish I didn't remember them
They are often vivid and scary
This one wasn't bad though
Nolan Ross
bad mostly but its almost over now
how are you westy? other than the hangover
Ayden Robinson
Oh...
Well then you're unlucky.
Maybe it's good thing I don't remember the bloody things, that sounds like shit.
I'm actually good, covered in the warm embrace of my duvet that I will not be leaving.
>bad mostly
Why is that?
Did you work in the store today?
Landon White
>why
just general stuff
>did you work in the store today
mhmm
i have some chicken thighs soaking in buttermilk for tomorrow though, that should be nice
Lucas Fisher
>i have some chicken thighs soaking in buttermilk for tomorrow
Yum.
I'm inviting myself around for dinner tomorrow.
I hope there is enough.
Angel Nguyen
It's a common side effect of my meds to have more vivid dreams
I don't usually have so many nightmares though
But i have to go to the Drs soon (next few days), or I'll be in trouble with someone who is very cute and that I don't wanna upset
Angel Gutierrez
i'll make enough for three then westy
Zachary Phillips
>But i have to go to the Drs soon (next few days)
Have you made an appointment with the wise old doc?
>I'll be in trouble with someone who is very cute and that I don't wanna upset
If he gets a bit cross with you, you can always just chain him up.
Nice, what are we having it with?
Ryan Morgan
some mashed taters and chicken gravy, mac and cheese, maybe some green beans or some other vegetable
Landon Bennett
That sounds like a feast.
Just make mine a small plate when I get there otherwise I won't be able to eat it all...
Julian Edwards
>Just make mine a small plate
that just ain't gonna fly westy, you have to eat like an American while you're here
Connor Robinson
Well I'm blaming you if I get a big ol' belly.
I'll have to do more exercise, and that cuts into my lazing around time.
Asher Nelson
No, I was pretty out of it on Friday so I didn't
Will first thing Monday though
> If he gets a bit cross with you, you can always just chain him up.
I feel like this would make him even more cross
I don't wanna be in trouble
Carter Garcia
westy the big boned loser
i guess i could invite you to run with us..
Camden Martin
want to sample conway's thighs
Dominic Price
we need to put some meat on your bones anyway welly
Elijah Robinson
>westy the big boned loser
I'm not a big boned loser, you're trying to feed me up!
I only wanted to come around for a meal and you're gonna make me have a feast.
>i guess i could invite you to run with us..
Okay.. I'll need to burn off all that mac and cheese.
Samuel Wood
mhmm. you may not be big boned but you're still a turkey
John Mitchell
Do you enjoy teasing me?
Maybe I won't come over for dinner, maybe I'll come over to give you a beat down.
Anthony Gonzalez
Come eat with me instead
We will have meatballs+ pasta+ roast veges and green beans, and I won't bully you c:
Luis Foster
morning
Nathan Jackson
Well you are closer...
There isn't an ocean separating us, only some mountains.
Good morning buddy.
Blake Richardson
yes, you're qt when you're being teased
Brody Fisher
Soup time
Isaiah Garcia
Soup time has ended
Hunter Bell
>had a wank
>realize how disgusting you are
Jonathan Mitchell
oke back to sleep then
Jeremiah King
night liecht
Mason Martin
shit thread
Joshua Thomas
You aren't disgusting cutie, but have a good sleep
Elijah Harris
So much anime...
James Foster
It needs to become tomorrow so I can book my Drs appointment
Brain feels weird :c
Christopher Murphy
are you going to be ok
Charles Reed
I want to sleep but I can't
Ryan Baker
Well I'm not quite to the planning my end stage of bad, but I'm not in a good state no
But Doctors will refer / give me more options, so hopefully that'll put me on the mend
Try meditating/ listening to soothing sounds, I find that helps
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Just had a small nap...
Hope you feel better soon buddy.
Hang in there.
Hunter Smith
Damn there's a lot of anime in here
And I thought /cum/ was bad (good)
Jonathan Cook
>have to do a buttload of work tonight and tomorrow
how was it westy
Juan Johnson
School work?
You shouldn't be wasting time here buddy, hop to it and get it done.
>how was it westy
I think it just made me more tired...
I wish I didn't have it.
Jonathan Cook
i'm doing it now desu
>I think it just made me more tired
that's sad qt
Joshua Green
Think I'm getting sick lads.
Christopher Cruz
Jordan Flores
How’s everyone going desu? I’m at a birthday party (my aunts) and I’m with family and family friends.
Rate muh cake.
Kayden White
Boss just brought me a pint at the pub after my shift ended. Now I really needed to pee but I'm on the bus home right now
Leo Bell
big bum aussie
have fun qt
Henry Perry
>Committee to Inflict Atrocities
>Catholic Institutional Aids
>Choreographed dis-Information Apes
>Conspiracy of International Affairs
>Conmen Industrializing the Amazon
>Cremation of Indonesians Association
>Covert Indulgence in Africa
>Council to Induce Armageddon
>Continually Inciting Arabs
>Congressmen Indebted to AIPAC
>Computer Information Accumulation
Nathan Martinez
Post bus pic!
>lewd GuP
S T O P DESU
Michael Rogers
Traditional Catholicism will save the world
come be a choir boi with me welly
no u. talk to your family and stop posting here desu
Cameron Ward
But everyone is having their own conversations desu aaaaaaaaah
David Anderson
>that's sad qt
I'll fix up.
No worries.
I could go for a beer right now actually.
>Now I really needed to pee
Just pee on the floor and blame it on someone.
Mason King
> Post bus pic!
Okay fine
Joshua Robinson
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm so tired
Alexander Lee
> Just pee on the floor and blame it on someone.
Can't, I'm the only one on the bus (other than the driver)
Jordan Scott
that looks really nice actually
Noah Phillips
>come be a choir boi with me welly
are you looking to get felt up or something
Hmm now I'm thirsty too
Oliver Rivera
Theres ya man to blame it on then.
Do it.
Get a beer down ya neck.
Parker Peterson
by you maybe
>tfw didn't get the irish treatment in parochial school
why do all the good things happen to everyone else
Nathan Howard
I'd rather drink with dinner, think I'll dig some chocolate buns out of the freezer and have a nice cup of coffee
Josiah Turner
Would eat
Thanks
I don't have a bus pic but I posted a possum earlier
Noah Lopez
Sorry I was wheeling my nan out to the pickup taxi.
Oooo pretty!
Do your work!
Cute possum!
Since I’m in a museum would you guys like to see the painting of the Battle of Rorkes Drift?
Ryan Campbell
Through the Ages is comfy as HECK but I imagine the physical version is a pain to manage
Easton Butler
Sure buddy, lets have a look-see.
Jose Perry
night everyone
Angel Barnes
Goodnight buddy.
Sleep well.
Parker Diaz
Night - Night
Daniel Torres
Well well well. Looky at what we got here, if it isnt the gayest thread on all of Jow Forums, might even be debateble all of the internet but I diegrese.
Y'all nerds ready for an morning of based Swede posts? Too bad, cus I am here and I will be posting thruth and nothing but the truth.
Justin Hughes
It's a bit slow today, so go nuts.
Leo Long
Yea hurry up with the posts, we need some entertainment from the monkey.
Hunter Nelson
Please take the pain away please please please please
Brayden Williams
2 things
Nothing wrong with being a bit gay
And I thought it was well established that I'm a biological female
Luke James
Shut up nerds, for that I wont even stay that long, might not even post more after this post.
The pain of what? Being a descendant of arabic people? Being a nerdy spaniard with nerdy interests? Being a nerd in a nerd country?
Robert Myers
So, your the hot stuff in this thread keeping every guy coming back huh.
You would love a guy like me, I am confident, attractive but yet intelligent. I tell the most funny jokes but remain composed.
Ethan Garcia
Beuno dias cataqt.
I'll stand in front of you and take the pain for you.
You a bitch.
Ayden Torres
Yeah post more like this.
It's funny.
Cameron Sanchez
please I can't take it anymore, I can't sleep, I can't sit, I can't lay down, I can't stand up
My body feels nothing but pain, please end me please
Thomas White
All your pain is mine. So be at ease.
John Allen
Don't encourage his nerdy depressed behaviour, tell the loser to be a man and face his demons.
Only by facing your problems can you defeat them and overcome them.
My art is not comedy, don't missinterperate me.
>I can't take it anymore
What, the 100 cocks you get here each day?
>I can't sleep
Then fix your sleeping schedule. Do some manual labour or lift weights.
>I can't sit
What's wrong with you, just sit..
>I can't lay down
This is the easiest thing to do in life, just SIT!
>I can't stand up
This is why Spain is such a shit country. Too many losers like yourself, do something.
Jason Murphy
My chest burns, my shoulders and neck are killing me. I don't know what's going on but this pain isn't fun.
Joshua Nelson
Swede shut the fugg up. You make fun of other people but you, yourself know deep down inside of you, your crying out in pain. You have been hurt, your life is been ruined and you don't what do do with yourself but let it out on this general.
Or
You some punk ass piece of shit who I would by ticket to this country to stomp your face into the pavement at the airport with police watching. Up too you witch fate you choose.
Austin Diaz
>My chest burns, my shoulders and neck are killing me
Do something about it, nerd. Stop complaining and take affarmative action.