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dumb pirate frogposter

just drive around each city systematically on a friday night wearing a wig and fake tits lad. if you pull up to traffic lights and see a sweaty disabled lad in the driver's seat licking the window that's the lad you batter.

Mentioning that Pakistanis account for 3% of births in Britain but 30% of birth defects gets them riled up from my experience.

telling them they're not british
they get very insecure about that

Me may 19th 2018

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How do I come to terms with the fact I’ll never have a gf, and I’ll die a lonely virgin?

left arm around the shoulder aches
isn't this what a heartache feels like?

LOVE stephen fry

i don't think you ever come to terms with it
you just learn to cope

haaretz.com/jewish/1957-all-english-very-jewish-stephen-fry-is-born-1.5428175

heart attack*

it's like our very own timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow it's the 28th of june 2016 and *turns camera around* teddy's got the swyper *turns camera back* so on the 21st of june 2016 in the flat spracklen house the dentist next door vinay belur he's messing me about he's getting his DPD croneis in and he's messing me about making threatening gestures... hahahaha... towards me and he's sent me this letter *turns camera around* see here this letter with the words "DPD" and "DENTIST" attached to it and it's got this picture of an indian/pakistani gentlemen holding up his fist menacingly... troublesome

drinking magnum tonic wine

genuinely improved your look
glasses and short hair suits you as does the facial hair. that longish curly hair looked dire
shirt also looks relatively effay

White people are dying with a whimper

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not clicking your virus sorry

I've posted my face on here about 6 times and not gotten a single (You)

Thanks lad

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Can’t believe I only just started watching the office

Depends. That paki from Greater London that is on here all day long really, really hates it when you slag off multiculturalism.

But there's a few other Man U turd faces that will start suicide-bombing buses if Beckham gets bad-mouthed on here one more time.

too late

by just hovering over the link I now have your credit card number

Any Sharron man in?

just watched an episode of the adult animated television programme, "the simpsons"

really enjoyed Montalbano tonight. Very comfy and good camera work.

Anything I can do to take it off my mind for long lengths of time?

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WAHEY

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controversial opinion: the sicilian is better looking than alan

What does the Sicilian look like?

my ballsack is better looking than alan

so grim that people enable yanks here
just ignore them

i've posted my face here a few times and /brit/ generally compliments me

culinary idea: BLT but remove the tomato and lettuce

I'm 5'6 and I'm better looking than FUCKING alan

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IMPEACH TRUMP

appalling

this is how toot poster looks like hahaha

Any Aussie man in. Need to ask a question.

Almost as deluded as the Dave schizo. Beckham is an English football icon and is rated by literally everyone except edgy faggots like you, too young to remember him.

>lol window licker

this is designed to be as sexually aggressive and disgusting as possible to a woman you'll likely never see again. i enjoy it more when they hate it. i'm not one of you people

I look nothing like him

well yeah you're at least a foot taller than alan

glad this wasn't in sweden :D

LOVE how furious it makes him, absolutely HOWLING

used conditioner on my hair now I look like a puff

imagine being in the centre of this and you begin to violently shit yourself

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any horridly addicted to caffeine man in

>posted my face in a faces of Jow Forums thread
>got rated with a red dot

in my opinion yes, Alan has an ugly rubbery face.

that negroe would be fed his teeth would he behave in such uncivil manner in my vicinity

not coming here for starters
spend time with real people like family if you can. they won't be here forever.

Imagine flying a Boeing 747 skimming 5 feet off the ground in the middle of that lot

yeah lol

>that negroe would be fed his teeth would he behave in such uncivil manner in my vicinity

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wonder how much money the guy who sold all the merch made

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update: driving to mcdonalds to get nuget

post it

Huge plane.

do I look like soyboy?
PRAY our paths never cross
else yours would end in a DIRE and VIOLENT way

ngl

I fully judge someone if they don't have an iPhone.

never posting my face on Jow Forums
it is much too fraught with unexpected consequences

phoned 999 on you

don't even have a smartphone

thoughts on me?

there you go, I know you've been waiting long for it

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left-wing virgins are more pathetic than right-wing virgins because they defend roasties constantly despite never getting sex

it's like being a povvo runt and defending capitalism

>do I look like soyboy?
>PRAY our paths never cross
>else yours would end in a DIRE and VIOLENT way

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normie freak

what's your rationale mate

>i'm not one of you people
says the drug mong so desperate to impress the neets and losers here that he relentlessly brags about his shit life to us on a daily basis

Leftymong leftymong can't you see
Your kekistani boys just don't phase me
You've got no swag
You look like a hag
You post all day
Your probably gay
You don't deserve the fame

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I'd get one but they're actual shite

you're a 19yo child, you'll understand when you grow up mate

I'd use TracFone if I weren't on my family phone plan
judging people based on their phone is pathetic, even for you

yeah, pretty dire

can't concentrate since getting a job. can't read as much and my lap times are a second slower

I judge girls who don't have macs tbqhwy

are you the shitbox lad

thats not toot

at Ye Olde Pub lads

toon
youtube.com/watch?v=7gYoj-WGH5U

yeah hide behind your memes, bent faggot
if we met irl you'd look down at your shoes boy, you'd shut your mouth in fear I'd BREAK it in a SINGLE PUNCH

Want to laugh at this pic but my chin looks like that

my beard is so fucking dire and cringe

it would be a laugh riot

never getting a piece of shit mac again
honestly impossible to find anything on in the finder and the thing deliberately hides files

Quite fancy a pizza now

Might just make a bacon and cheese sarney instead.

cringing rn

Same lol, 23 and so far have only been able to grow baby hairs on my cheeks. It's just the moustache/neckbeard combo I got going atm