>Au moment du passage de l'hôtesse, j'ai enlevé mes écouteurs pour lui indiquer mon choix de boisson et que je préférais les pâtes au poulet pour le repas. C'est à ce moment là qu'Ivan, mon voisin, a engagé la conversation sur les mérites comparés des deux propositions.
>Comme entrée en matière, on a vu mieux mais cela m'a permis de le regarder avec plus d'attention. Au premier abord, je l'avais trouvé quelconque. Là, son physique plutôt commun s'animait d'un sourire très attirant. Nous avons parlé de la pluie et du beau temps pendant quelques minutes en mangeant nos repas insipides. La femme à côté de moi avait le regard fixé sur son écran, les écouteurs soigneusement vissés aux oreilles.
>"C'est hyper cliché, non ?", s'est amusé Ivan. "Tu sais ce qui serait encore plus cliché ?, ai-je demandé. Se retrouver aux toilettes du fond dans cinq minutes." Je ne sais pas où j'ai trouvé l'audace de lui faire cette proposition.
>Marianne, 27 ans: "Tinder déçoit en permanence mais on y retourne toujours" Pendant des années, cette architecte a été une fervente adepte des sites de rencontre. Lorsqu'elle découvre Tinder, son penchant pour la drague sur Internet se transforme en vraie dépendance. Rencontre avec une accro qui tente de décrocher.
Ian Anderson
*fait l'hélicoptère* elle avait seulement besoin de me rencontrer
Daniel Baker
>Pourquoi il y a un sticky Jow Forums, depuis ce matin j'imagine, sur le mariage d'un petit frère de la famille royale anglaise?? Parce que, à l'instar de l'Eurovision ou de la coupe du monde de nègreballon, on est sûrs que des milliers d'anons vont poster, autant faire un sticky ça économise les nouveaux fils.
Justin Wright
>une accro à la bite de chad. Quelle surprise.
Jayden Anderson
>Les sites de rencontre musulmans, miroir du malaise Sur Mektoube.fr et InshAllah.com, les musulmanes s'émancipent. Et les garçons ont du mal à suivre.
Salam aleikoum mes frères. Je vous souhaite un bon Ramadan. Que Allah (loué soit Son nom) vous bénisse
Lucas Garcia
>89824104 Non.
Carson Russell
Hello, everyone or maybe salut tout monde as we say here, I am a cajun or cadien or maybe however you wants to calls us, but I mainly stay to the music board, but I am just here to tell all of you that we cajun people we love you! We think of you as our "momma", we think of you as our "mere patrie", you know! And yes, we cajuns can speak French, but we are never taught how to spell it or write it, so I am sorry for that.
Vive la France, vive la foi catholique, vive Jeanne d'Arc, vive la France!
Salut à nouveau. Je suis normand par ma maman, copain. Connais-tu ton héritage?
Jaxon Gutierrez
hnnngh
Bentley Mitchell
t ki
Isaac Wood
>we are never taught how to spell it or write it Qu'attends tu pour apprendre?
Julian Campbell
Laurel ou Yanny?
Ian Lopez
La France est un pays de merde pour les orphelins. "Entry jobs" est un concept qui a encore moins de réalité ici que dans le nouveau monde. Foutu pour foutu, autant cacaposter. J'ai profité de la journée avant, kestu fous ici aussi tôt?
I don't really know so much about that. I know that we come from Poitou. It is in the far western part of France.
It isn't a habit for us. We speak French, but we don't read it or write it here. Yes, if you come here to visit, you will see things in French like street signs and maybe if you go to restaurants they will give a menu in French and in English, but the government does that, they said Louisiana is a bilingual state in French and English, but no one who speaks French here can read it.
And I am not personally waiting to learn, I have lived my entire life only speaking French, it never made a thought to my mind that I would need to learn to read it or write it.
Brayden Garcia
>Les (((Cajuns)))
Muh héritage
Julian Kelly
It actually isn't "muh heritage", we have existed here since before the time of the American Revolution. You know how people lose their language and become "Americanized" after one or two generations? We never lost our language or our faith or our customs, we are still here, we still speak our language.
I'm sorry that I cannot spell it, but if I could do that, I would be so happy to talk with all of you in French. France is our "mere patrie" and it would be great to talk to you in our language.
Josiah Torres
plus Français que toi mohammed.
Wyatt Johnson
>We speak French I dunno mate, I remember watching a video of cajuns speaking, I couldn't understand more than 5% of what they said. Looks like your French is extremely different from standard French.
Landon Adams
Imagine being a quebecshit that can't even spell and doesn't even make good video games That's what a cajun is pretty much
Connor Rivera
Plus français que toi, Mohammed
Carson Nelson
tg mohammed
Lincoln Nguyen
DOn't be rude, they're friends. Anyway I probably exaggerated a bit, I'm watching another one now and it's relatively understandable. Sounds like peasant speak from the beginning of the century mixed with Québecois accent.
>never lost our language or our faith or our customs based. putain de déportation anglo et génocide.
Angel Ramirez
Ils savent littéralement pas lire et écrire
Parker Wilson
Quelques milliers d'Acadiens entourés d'anglos depuis 400 ans et ils parlent toujours un français compréhensible. Chapeau je dis.
David Butler
À cause de l'anglo éternel. Tout vrai Français sympathiserait avec eux.
Isaac Reyes
Et n'importe qui avec un peu de logique trouverait ça complètement con d'apprendre à parler une langue couramment pour jamais l'écrire ou la lire
Easton Morales
ring-360, épisode "Fruit" Jolie blonde de l'est reçoit par malinphone des instructions pour faire de l'exhib assez discrète au début, puis plus franche (mais jamais trash comme les couples exhib, là elle est toute seule, et timide). En regardant attentivement on voit qu'à plusieurs moments elle a des contractions involontaires.
>Tous les pépés allemands qui lui tournent autour ou s'asseoient à côté. >Elle décharge vraiment quand Chad vient s'asseoir dans le bus
C'est magnifique, on dirait de la combustion spontanée. ring-360.com/ (allemand)
Ryder Jenkins
C'est parce que ça s'est transmis oralement sans éducation officielle.
N'importe qui avec un peu de logique réaliserait qu'en Louisiane, le français n'est pas la langue de l'éducation et qu'il est par conséquent difficile de se donner les moyens d'apprendre à l'écrire.
Jose Collins
Et pourtant le monde entier sait parler et écrire en anglais Fou comme la nature fait ça On fait difficilement plus muh heritage dans ce cas la
Ryder Hall
Oui, l'anglais est la langue de la communication et est enseignée dans quasiment chaque pays. Belle découverte, mais je vois pas du tout le rapport.
Nolan Allen
>On fait difficilement plus muh heritage dans ce cas la N'importe quoi. "muh héritage" et "WeWuz" c'est quand c'est très contestable, comme les Américains blancs qui "ont ressenti quelque-chose de spécial" pendant leur voyage en Scandinavie.
Là y a pas plus indubitable, apodictique. Ces gens sont littéralement des résistants. Tape "acadiens" dans google, ils ont une histoire hallucinante. (déportés du Nord, canada actuel, quand les Français ont perdu la guerre de 7 ans, puis après les colonies américaines ne voulaient pas d'eux, car catholiques, donc un danger pour l'identité protestante, donc les ont tués, éparpillés, ou mis dans le Sud de la Louisiane pour les moins malchanceux).
Comme user je dirais que tu as bizarrement un point de vue de bougnoule anti-identité.
Gavin Wright
Et bien si on transmet son savoir comme des gens civilisés et non comme des putains de druide communautaristes de merde on prend le temps d'apprendre à lire et écrire Le canada le font Le quebec le font Moi ce que je vois c'est un paquet de flocons spéciaux dont les français n'ont rien a foutre et que les americains n'apprécient pas par leur manque d'intégration Littéralement la même histoire que les bougnoules ici
Isaac Gray
Fait gaffe à pas te couper tout de même...
Ryan Allen
"Certaines femmes peuvent ressentir un orgasme spontané en faisant du cheval."
J'ai découvert ma maison il y a quelques mois, Jow Forumsholdthemoan
Leo Miller
It is very different and we are actually very shy to speak it front of French people because we are scared you will mock us.
Maybe so, we are a very "country people", we like to eat and drink and make babies, we are not so concerned with anything else.
I know the word "frais", but I don't know the word "poitvein", but yes, we came from Poitou in France and then we went to Canada.
We really do not like the English, even in French, we call them "les anglais" and "les americains" and "tet carre", we call them by many names, we hate them. It is sad to say that, but we have existed in this country since before it became a country, we hate these square heads for what they have done to us.
I have already explained to you, it is not a habit for us. You do know what we all speak English, right? We talk in French and we read and write in English? Why would we need to write or spell in French? All of us speak English here.
Jayden Anderson
Un peu confus ton propos, quand même. D'un coup tu me parles du statut mondial de l'anglais, d'un autre tu me parles d'une transmission du savoir qui ferait défaut. Franchement, si t'as rien à dire, tu devrais juste la fermer.
William Sanchez
>"poitvein" It may sound weird, but a Poitevin is just someone from Poitou. I think the 2007 Presidential runner-up Ségolène Royal est poitevine, et même Présidente du Conseil Régional (sorta small Governor of the land).
That is just how we live. We speak French to each other and then we speak English for everything, we cannot go to the doctor speaking in French, you know? English is the language here in this country and all of us cajuns speaks English.
But when we talk to each other it is French. If we want to write to each other in a text, we make that in English, what is the problem? We all speak English.
Lincoln Murphy
Personne n'a été capable de me donner une explicatio non biaisé Apprendre 1/3 de ce qui fait une langue c'est juste terriblement con surtout si tu prétends etre fier de la parler
Gavin Kelly
C'est un dialecte spécifique qui date de la colonisation de la zone par la France, pas le français ducon.
Okay, I can give you an explanation. Here in Louisiana, the government is very aware that they have a problem with us. We are illiterate in our own language and we speak English poorly. In school, 80% of my class were cajuns and the other 20% were indigenes and noirs, just blacks and indians and they can speak French, too. In fact, the indigenes speak much better French, I don't know why, but they speak good French and the blacks speak French, too but that is a kind of "creole" French. However, all of us can understand each other. The cajun kids, the black kids, the indian kids, we are all understand each other. This is still Louisiana, you know? We speak in French here. When we become older, we speak in French, but we don't write to each other French.
Why do you think that is? Because we all speak English. Why would we need to write in French? We don't need to worry about this, we speak in French to each other, but we don't write it, we have another language we can make that writing for and it is English.
It is just because schools never taught us how to do that, we don't know how to write in French and we don't care, French is what we SPEAK to each other, it is not what we WRITE to each other.
Henry Howard
j't'tue
Camden Rogers
You're the one who came to this thread to communicate how sad you were of being unable to talk with us You could share so much with the ancestors you respect so much if only you bothered with the extra steps
Charles Sullivan
I am sad that I cannot type to you in French. Absolutely, I am sad over that. But you also have to understand that this is America, we speak French, but this is only were it exists, it only exists on our tongues and in our minds, we don't write it.
I really wish I could type to you in French, but I can't fucking spell it.
Anthony Roberts
Spell this *t'frappe*
Xavier Jenkins
essaye de te plier en deux, moi je vas emplier toi, jusque au la top quoi, racaille de suede, pauve negre quoi
Did I spell any of that correctly?
Adrian Mitchell
kek yeah you did, "suede" should be "suédois" and "negre" should be "nègre" but other than that you haven't made a mistake we would say "je vais te plier" and "pauvre" in metropolitan French but I guess that's not how it is in Lousiana also does "plier en deux" mean "shut up"?
Ce est très interessant mon amie. Vous should try Duolingo.
Austin Campbell
No, it just means "bend over", but i said "try" to bend over, like almost splitting yourself in two.
I don't know, do I sound crazy to you? I am not angry at you, but I tried to mimic an angry tone of voice here. This is what I said and this is why I have so much of a hard time writing French, the words don't look anything like what we are saying.
I do not naturally speak like this and I am not really angry with you, but I just tried to mimic angry tone.
Daniel Cox
bend over as in submit right? I have listened to vocaroos of you before and I could more or less understand what you were saying, but I couldn't make out any of the words here. Maybe it's because of the angry tone of voice.
Connor Morales
I have never posted a vocaroo before, I am from a different board. Maybe I can see why you would think that, we all have deep voices because we smoke tobacco and drink since the time that we're 14 years old, it does fuck up our voices.
But no, I have never spoken to anyone on vocaroo here before, but that was just an example of what is difficult to type in French, when we speak French into the translator, we look at it like "How is this what I said?"
Levi Brown
There was another Cajun poster who posted on Jow Forums a month ago. He recorded a vocaroo and had a voice very similar to yours, so I thought it was you. But yeah I see what you mean, it's hard to associate sounds with particular sets of letters if you've never been taught to.
Brody Sanders
>csq personne veut me parler dans la vraie vie
Noah Phillips
You can tell me if you don't understand me, it won't hurt my feelings. This is how we naturally speak.
For example, that word "jusque" is strange, we say it like "yuke", there is no emphasis on the "j" sound and to be honest, I never knew there was a "j" sound.
Asher Smith
Mais on est dans la vrai vie. N'écoute pas le démiurge te dire autrement.
