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sorry

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hate darkies
real simple like

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a literal african advocating for the murder of white royalty

am i surprised? not quite.

*long still scenes of absolutely nothing*

the dream is moving to the northwest territories (specifically hay river on the south shore of great slave lake) with my first nations gf and starting a family in a small log cabin in a vast arboreal forest abundant with local fauna such as muskrat and elk for sustenance

already got the entire thing planned out just have some funding issues

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I barely talk to girls either and I'm a kissless virgin freak but I mask that by going "out" occasionally with a group of normals who I'm mates with

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At least he has someone that is willing to make a cake for him.

quite tired lads ngl

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lmao literally going "whiter than you mohamed"
meghan the yank's affected you lot a lot sooner than i thought she would

>going out
shut up you normal fuck

literally mad max here

>burdoned

why are rorkes of every generation always undereducated mongs

already doing MILES better than I am

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disappear for a while

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no clue what you're implying here

looks as if he's enjoying himself

See look at her bone structure...

Women are by nature subhuman and our inferiors

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need to eat a girls arsehole

for me it's banff and a career as a ski instructor

america is grim

ah yes you have to apply for each one by registering for their website, then having to fill in a form with information that's already on your CV, and then you have to fill in some other bullshit for their HR department to read, and then if you're lucky after an unspecified period of time, you might get a phone call and you get an interview, but that's just the first interview, then there's a second interview, then there's a third interview, did I mention that all of these are group interviews where chad mcfuckface imposes his beauty onto the room and you feel intimidated and don't perform as well because your parents are short and thus you are short too and this has a massive effect on your self-esteem and anxiety and then you don't pass the interview and you repeat the entire process again

you're literally a jamaican black so fuck off with your murderous proclivities

any man who has no trouble talking to people but cannot make friends in

no i was reliant on alcohol to socialise until last year when I started building a tolerance and now I still feel depressed and antisocial when drunk so I'm essentially fucked now

this one is my favorite

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she's repulsive but I've wanked to her 4 times now
explain this scientists

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fuck off we are FULL to the BRIM of CUNTS like YOU

girls like you :)

Built for BBC

how many of those "jobs" are volunteering or one time temp jobs that pay fuck all

what's that got to do with mad max

when australia says jump canada asks how high sweetie, that's the circle of life innit

just be thankful for what you have right now is all I'm saying, it's bad with you but it could be a lot worse

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>you're literally a jamaican black so fuck off with your murderous proclivities
and how would you gather such information on an anonymous imageboard?
because i posted that jamaica will become a republic soon?
is that why? do you really think that?
HOWLING
state of you dave

we're all built for BBC if you think about it

bet you love raves

>chestlet

no thanks

if your kind are allowed to flood banff, jasper, canmore, revelstoke, whistler, golden and every other mountain resort town in western canada you better let me move to bondi or something
sick of this

>Built for BBC

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Who is she?

hate clubs in general

nah i recognise your posting style
you've admitted to your caribbean heritage a few times

>The transgender thought police: Children as young as FOUR are being told by head teacher at 'trans-friendly' primary school to tell on pupils who 'misgender' their classmates

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there is nothing wrong with transgirls you freak

Here's an unsolved case of what appears to be murder, preceded by paranoia on the victim's part, which I just learned of today:the death of Günther Stoll.

Stoll was exhibiting some paranoia in the time leading to his death, occasionally mentioning a malevolent "them" to his wife. On the evening of October 25, 1984, he was talking about "them" when he suddenly shouted, "I've got it!" and wrote down the letters YOG'TZE (or possibly YO6'TZE).

He then proceeded to his favorite pub, where he fell unconscious after one drink. He awoke and drove away, arriving in his hometown, where he met with a woman he knew from childhood and mentioned a "horrible incident" to her.

It is not known what happened next, but at 3:00 am, two truck drivers discovered Stoll's car crashed into a ditch, along with Stoll himself, naked and severely injured. He died on the way to the hospital, but mentioned four persons to the truck drivers before he lost consciousness. Both truck drivers reported seeing another injured person in a white coat leaving the scene of the crash.

The investigation concluded Stoll had been run over naked, then placed in his car and driven to the scene of the crash. The circumstances surrounding his death, and the people involved, are still largely unknown.

just want to move to Hokkaido and spend my days skiing and going to hot springs simple as really

monarchyrunts are psuedo-yanks
some old hag is literally the only thing that they feel separates their countries from the US, and they cling desperately onto her because they're scared of the truth that they're really just american
doesn't matter if they're canadian, australian, new zealander, or british
it's all the same

just need to volunteer, interviewers love that!
*lives off your taxes while you starve*

How will you ever actually do work if you can't submit a form and fill some text boxes?

liberals are a peculiar lot

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burden of proof is on you dave
you still haven't given any proof aside from "INNIT I RECOGNISE YOUR POSTING STYLE YOU'RE A FOKKIN NIGGER"

called the parish priest a nonce the other day

your membership to the virgin freak club is actually up :(

'yes'

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thats autismulatto you emancipated swineling never fucking step foot in my thread again, this is your first and only warning

moving to sachs harbour on the southwestern coast of banks island in the inuvialuit settlement region of the northwest territories of canada in 2 days lads. need a fresh start and a way to get away from it all me simple as

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spastic weirdo mick cunt

Just drink, la'. But not too much or your head will hurt when you sleep :x

Please send her to me in Melbourne

parish priest? more like pariah priest now haha

she's braindead

good luck lad
hope you aren't a fan of ginger ale

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w0w 0_0

dat is rewd

dont like you

hes a schizo ignore him

what the fuck that's expensive as

This lad just needs to be rehabilitated
There's a productive member of society deep inside this man's heart but evil white male Republicans want to him in the prison system forever

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WILL be moving to kalgoorlie and taking up work as a mine worker mining metal for the chinese
WILL be buying a dual cab hilux with a steel tray

Need upper eyelid surgery

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used to blush all the time, have super sweaty hands, couldn't speak in public, were always stressed about homework/work until I did something that changed my life

bet you desperately wish one of my personalities was ur dad you abandoned urchin cunt LOL

a lobotomy?

was me I did it

can someone explain how all these unemployed poverty-stricken inuits in canada can afford the $15 loaves of bread and $30 coke six packs that have to get imported up from ontario and the other places where people actually live

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imagine how many posts this thread will rack up by the time it hits page ten
it'll be great

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such is life in the northern canadian traction engine
abo-pogey
and all the white people have mining jobs that pay more than any human could ever reasonably use in their lifetime

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wish my dad didnt abandon me lads since im so useless

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Imagine not having a stable nuclear family with a mother and father
Utter state

abandoned some kid since he was gay n dat

haha did you read this on jk rowling's twitter feed too?

hmmmm

no gods
no kings
only birthday boys

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nah, stopped caring
unironically

it's cold and this is going down nice

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what is the most 'alien' place on the whole planet?
talking about somewhere that has surreal and exotic wildlife/climate/landscape, a truly bizarre culture and attitudes, strange fashions, strange foods

obviously alien from an anglocentric perspective

hankering to create nuclear fission on your jaw by giving you one quick uppercut