I'm planting potatoes. It would be a tough day

Sorry for making mistakes. English is not my native tongue.

are you going to die under the snow?

No. But it's getting worse and worse.

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does it snow year-round in russia? why don't you plant the potatoes tomorrow?

So much for """""global warming""""""

Looks comfy.

Wasn't there a tsar who imported potatoes and forced Russians to grow them?

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how much per tato?

wish I had a comfy little garden desu

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don't know about russia specifically, but potatoes increased the caloric intake of Europeans significantly.

Not really. It's non-regular weather in may.
Empress. Ekaterina II as far as I remember.
0,50-0,75$ per kg

Explain meme, please.

Yeah you're right
>According to the Great Encyclopedia of Cyril and
Methodius, at first Russians thought that the edible part of
the plant was the fruit growing on the potato bush after it
blossomed, rather than the root growing underground.
Hapless potato growers boiled the fruits and tried to eat
them with sugar, but the taste was still so awful that they
gave up on it. Apparently even Catherine served the wrong
fruit of the potato plant to her husband Peter the Great
after he gave her the “earthly apples” as a gift.
russianlife.com/pdf/potatoes.pdf

lmao thats poison tho

My job is done. And now I'm enjoying my meal.
Thank you for your support!
t. Op

Good job fren, enjoy your meal.

Do you live in Siberia?

Yes. And you?

Cringy like always. Can't wait for you to stop shitposting here.

Aaaaaw that's so sweet

Protect your potatoes from fungi, fungi are the worst menace for underground roots and stems.

Do you know the sweet potato?, it's a tasty tuber-plant too.

>ywn save a qt russian from freezing/starving to death in siberia

come home white/mongoloid person

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what are your thoughts about these guys?

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We don't have harmful insects for potatoes. They can't survive here.

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looks cozy fampai

I have to ask: If you had the option to move to a big city, where you could have nicer amenities such as faster internet, public transportation, quicker access to grocery stores, emergency services, etc., would you take it? Or would you still prefer to live where you are now?

what kind of fertilizer are you gonna use

It depends... If I could get job with salary that helps me to live decent life, I would move for sure. Big city is good but not for hobo.

Chicken shit

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How many chickens do you have?

35 and one rooster.

If you don't mind me asking, how's the land in Siberia? Is it rich in nutrients or do you struggle to grow stuff?

I'm not professional farmer but as I know some of south siberian lands are very fertility (like Altai - 80% of Russian buckwheat) the rest is okay tier, except tundra of course.

>It's starting snowing.
c кpacнoяpcкa чтo ли

Oхyeннo. Хoчy нayчитcя aзaм paбoты в oгopoдe.

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planted some in back garden but the heat stunted them
didn't know they like cold so much

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Do you have a desert garden? Send photos, please.

i live in baghdad not in the desert silly
also going out for some work can't send pic or continue this conversation sry

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What kind of meals are you gonna make with them?

That is very nice user. This is my grandmother's garden plot. It is very comfy, such a shame I can visit it only a few times a year.

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Comfy

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Various, like smashed potatoes, French fries, soups etc.
Looks very nice!
Good map. Saved, thanks.

Beautiful flowers on the right, flowers that bloom in the cold are always the prettiest
Must be camellias if I'm not mistaken

wild cats can be found around the garden plot

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Any alcohols? Also what kind of potato did you plant?

:3
>alcohol
Handmade wine and bread kvass.

And we plant Estonian potatoes.

Have you ever done Belgian style fries ? They're fried at 2 different temperature. It's very nice to do if you have a way of controlling your frier's temperature

Thank you. My grandmother is a garden plot maniac. Once the winter is over, she rushes there with my grandfather and they spend all day digging flower beds.

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>made a post that contains word "French"
>France frag appeared
EBIN :DDD
Anyway thanks for advice, I will google and try this someday.

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wow very nice spurdo, thank u based siberiakun

>Hello where are the discussion about France

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This is life on easy mode.

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are you a farmer my toothpaste friend?

Fuck, I should buy a house and do permaculture for a living

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what do you think about Varg?

I have already planted my potatoes, good luck for you, tho

You don't understand what global warming is, do you?

Don't tell anyone. Think about my reputation.

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I thought land in europe was incredibly expensive to own compared to here.

He probably tilled the ground as well.

It is, but it very much depends on the location.

It's in the family for ages. If you start to buying land now you pay the jackpot.

Fellow countryside man.
I don't really care but one of my friend is his fan.
Thanks.

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I'm curious just how often people rent places in europe instead of actually buying or owning their own property/house.

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Based.

>my friend is his fan
does he realize varg thinks he is a subhuman?

Im sure he doesn't. Moreover, he is an atheist and ethnic buryat with flat face.

Depends on the region. We own this land but in other parts of the cunt you "rent" the land from the local government. The local government always decides what you are allowed to do with it. I have to grow grass in winter so it looks nice for the tourists. They will pay for everything. (i shit you not)

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sad

>0,50-0,75$ per kg

Really? That's quite expensive. Here you can buy 1 kg of potatoes for about 0,3$ during the season and I expected Russia to be much cheaper.

Very similar here. Food production is so efficient the EU pays farmers to destroy part of their output in order to raise the price and make agriculture sustainable.

>The local government always decides what you are allowed to do with it
I wouldn't like that but if it is public property you get with the restrictions I guess
>I have to grow grass in winter so it looks nice for the tourists.
Lol de fuck? Do you actually get a profit for that?

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>pays farmers to destroy part of their output
wouldn't it be easier to donate it to food banks? or freeze it and ship it out to pennies to some shithole countries?

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I harvested calamansi (little limes) from our rooftop garden earlier today.

Plant gavno in anuz

apparently it isn't. they destroy it and apparently make bio-fertilizer from it.

I wish I had some land on tourist spot like Baikal. I could milk a ton of money from chinks.

I can grow whatever i want but can't put cows on the land. And yes plating grass is all payed by the government.
We don't do that here. Never heard of that. Most crops that are growing now are already sold. The market dictates what you grow.

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>Lol de fuck? Do you actually get a profit for that?

Yes, the EU pays you so you didn't do anything on your field. My uncle had a normal farm where he grew crops but it turned out to be more profitable to stop doing it and simply grow grass on all his fields instead because the EU pays for it. He raises cattle now, though, so cows eat the EU-funded grass and give milk he sells.

I just got home from the store and it is $0.3 for 1kg right now in my region.
It depends on the city you live in, picrel

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Its the same everywhere...in some parts o f the country you get money if you promise that thetr will be just grass

Its something about that it looks traditional

Some EU subsidies are quite insane

>He raises cattle now, though, so cows eat the EU-funded grass and give milk he sells.

Of course it is illegal as pointed, but who cares lol, no one can really check if the grass your cows eat is from your field or you have it from another place.

that sounds fucking dumb.

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this light snowing aesthetic is very cozy

Lots of African countries are already flooded with EU food export and its destroying their economies

Like tomatoes in senegeal local market are from spain because they are cheaper than local ones

>get paid for growing grass
So this is the power of 21st century agriculture

it is
smugface.jpg

Your are doing it wrong. Not me.

Wanna buy some juicy Dutch grass?

Everyone knows the EU agriculture would be not sustainable without subsidies.

The EU has recently removed quotas for Ukrainian crops and of course they are already flooding the EU market with their agricultural goods and EU farmers can't compete with them, because they have very high standards imposed, and therefore - high costs (that are compensated by EU funding partially + by quotas until they were lifted).