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DID THE WOMAN MARRY THE GINGER BLOKE DID HE DID HE REALLY???????

too lewd for Jow Forums

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going to bed
*salutes back*

>Mods are pretty level headed now and you just get the boilerplate text 99% of the time.
that's because moot made them do that instead of giving out le wacky ban reasons

it's honestly a bit annoying how much mental disk drive space females occupy in my brain

you would think 'le BUTT xd' would get old but it does not

ban me bitch niggas

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there are no mods at this time of day

Me too

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youtube.com/watch?v=cdXfTN5Nk_U

find a flaw

clean up THIS

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he's a spic so there's a flaw already

So are we just posting porn?

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We’ll see about that

Ban me on mobile too

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you're gonna encourage footkraut to post his scat porn

cucks

i got banned from Jow Forums once for posting a girl with her nipples sensors mods are gay

Is the LOTR trilogy the best example of why America + the Anglosphere is the best at movies?
>based on an English novel series
>directed by a New Zealander
>stars American and British actors
>music done by a Canadian

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censored*

gn

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Mods = Fags

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Wouldn't mind eating that pussy tbqh

all me

How do I get women out of my head? serious. it's bother me a lot.

would she let you, though?

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Stop being a 3DPD nigger

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I mean that ass and pussy look a lot like the one I lost my V card to, so I'd hope so.

all I want is a qt to shove me up against a wall and be aggressive ;-;

My friend let a hooker kiss him, what kind of madman does something like that?

would you pretend to resist her advances?

mommy

prozzies > strippers

He has herpes now

I would first show some interest in her, and she would rebuff me. But later, due to circumstances, I suddenly become an obstacle to her. She lure me in, but it's all a trap. She is furious and knocks me down and pins me, and in that moment she begins to have feelings for me. I am confused and upset and try to resist, but my primitive BIOS in my male mind can do nothing but submit to her colonization of my life

Realize that women are intellectual black holes and emotional leeches. You're better off without them.

good thread mates

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I literally cannot function without thinking about them. I can't overpower it. I just can't. I know what you mean, because one sort of used me solely for support, but even then it did not scare me away

>I literally cannot function without thinking about them.

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bitch niggas

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business idea:

post feet until mods get mad

based bitch niggas poster

do other men seriously operate without thinking about women? I mean, I don't do it constantly, but whenever I sit still long enough, the thought manifests

Business Idea:
Post futa until mods get mad

this but with cuteboys instead

women are dumb
they only like dumb girly shit

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new business idea:

write python script that scrapes the IBSN of all the books in the local library from the catalog that are in stock, looks up average used prices on abebooks and ranks them from most to least expensive so you know which ones to steal

Kinda wanna try eating pussy again tbqh, so long as I get my dick sucked in return

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Any of y'all Niggas ever eat as before

i fingered a girls butt once then smelled my finger

I'm subscribed to YouTube Red.

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>I'm subscribed to YouTube Red.

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Would not recommend eating ass due to potential parasites/infections. Vagina juice supposedly causes throat cancer as well.

what are the benefits?

wth... why?

really hate them niggroes desu

>Vagina juice supposedly causes throat cancer as well
I hope it comes sooner rather than later, then

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what car do you niggers want?

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I don't want a fucking car you retard

I'm sleep now

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t. urbanite soyboy who bikes and takes the subway

does cum also cause throat cancer?
asking for a friend

What's wrong with biking?

where do you weirdos find all these mass produced pop ''stars'' to be obsessed with?

what happened to car designs? I understand they replaced steel with alumin for safety, but couldn't they have kept these cool, vintage designs instead of fucking smoothed out forms we see now? I mean, I like my honda, but these vintage cars looked way cooler and I don't understand why they stopped

i dont like it

Time to hit the gym fatboi

A brand new GT350R

hi

aesthetics change
80s and 90s cars want to make me vomit
only in the last 20 years have they started looking tolerable to me again.

>90s cars make me want to vomit
>only in the last 20 years have they started looking tolerable to me again
>tfw thought 20 years ago meant the 80s
I wish time would stop

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fuck u

>GT350R
this is something I think about quite a bit. I have to vary my life up a bit so it doesn't feel like it's zooming by

no fuck I don't think about the GT350R get that shit OUT OF MY POST

drifting into slumber lads

none right now
already got the dream car for my current position in life

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I'm tit man myself, but I don't mind a good butt

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I've seen a couple regular GT350s and they both had me doing double takes tbqh. They aren't elegant or refined like Yuro cars, but they have that fucking engine that makes me wanna cream

I'm an ass man myself, but I don't mind a good rack

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A good rack is always better than a good ass tho

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why limit yourself to one or the other?

For me, it's hips and thighs.

Because

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for me it's the shape of her waist

For me it's the dick

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I'm moist

Tits are life, ass is hometown

I don't, I just have preferences. Whenever I see an attractive girl I look at the face first, then the ass. Tits feel amazing but I just have this biological attraction to ass. I blame my dad.

I see you saved my pic, want some more of her?

business idea: girl with small boobs, a wide ass, thick thighs and a feminine penis

hot

>pic related

I'll fuck any of you niggas up if I see you on the streets. All you'll hear is the rev of my engine and my black Amazonian wife screaming America out of the passenger seat as I finger blast her while crumpling you plebs waiting in traffic

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