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>unwoke
Breasts, Ass
>joke
Feet
>bloke
Stomach, Arm Pits
>woke
Neck

youre looking for someone to tell you yourea nonce arent you?

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Don't want to drink more alcohol yet also don't want to sober up.

It was a white dress on some divorced quadroon

MUH NINTENDO SWITCH

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wish i had wide hips
:(

youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

The choon.

Hobo chic

Emma Watson want me to shag her fanny.

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pls c:
(i like it)

(not gay btw)

(parentheses)

a song many of us can relate to haha

youtube.com/watch?v=biuhdw6WbPY

>when you're a cross-eyed freak so you found a new European superpower

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friends are for the weak

Pros to being single
>dont have to pay for dates
>dont have to put in effort for sex
>more time for yourself
Cons of being single
>hand gets boring after a while

i LOVE this image

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went to the gym after wanking it three times

did you see any gays in the sauna?

side effect of my benzo use: I have an absolutely perfect sleep schedule that can't be altered even if I nap or do an all nighter

>wasting your energy before wrking out
wow

hmmm

I'm fat

need benzos
on anti-depressants but still have a panic disorder

snap

in future please spoiler all hogs

it's saturday night, the only gay person I saw was some yank twat in the mirror
didn't really effect my workout honestly. i know people on roids who wank it too much yet get good workouts in

indians are creepy

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Alri

Will do but for now I will keep posting THICC

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I'M NOT THAT NICE
I'M MEAN, AND I'M EVIL
DON'T CALL ME NICE
I'M GONNA EAT YOUR HEART OUT
I'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO
I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY READY READY TO BLOW MY LID OFF

no it's Not

Get on my level.

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hows it foing

youtube.com/watch?v=R4fzdM0Jm7A

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can i borrow a lad's foreskin for a night?

would honestly batter you

At least post an attractive thick girl for fuck's sake

Will continue doing so

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Had an arm injury and broke my impeccable exercise schedule. Haven't been able to get back into it since.

not very meditative of you

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man face in drag

What's the root of your pathetic obsession with this 5/10

quora.com/What-do-Polish-people-living-in-the-UK-think-about-British-people

's guwop

peng

strip club or brothel?

I'm incredibly turned on by this

>brown roots blonde hair
quite literally takes off 5 points in every situation for me

how exactly does one meditate?

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what is the female version of gammon?

thinking of tweeting it at Kate Hopkins whenever she posts garbage like this

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where's beto

Hey dress was shockingly bad desu

oo you bitch
put the claws away honey :) xox

Do a jigsaw or colouring in or something similar
Or listen quietly to some repetitive music
Oh and look up some mindfulness exercises to do while you're engaging in the literally mindless activity

look at this antelope

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>Hey dress was shockingly bad desu

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wedding dresses all look chit
show some cleavage and some arse tbqh lassie

Tired of being a brainlet. Gonna start doing some daily crossword puzzles.

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Don't understand which one is supposed to be noticeably better

Why are millenials, Gen X'ers, and Boomers so fucking fat?
As someone who was born in 1994, I am not a millenial

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plenty of you coconuts are fa'afine trannys

you're an odd character, don't see how that's related to my post at all
and nah you don't see that outside of samoa really, even in south auckland where there's lots of coconuts

STOP USING OUR WORD YOU WHITE FUCKING CUNTS

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kate doesn't look fat
what's her name looks like she has a 36 inch waist

why not start reading

OI WHITE MAN WHERE THE FARK ARE ME KIDS

Peek performance

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honestly lads going to book a flight to australia and heem some fucking rude cunts

had enough of them

trans bender kiwi vendor

why are you so obsessed with pacific peoples lad?

tis half 7

Going to book a flight to Australia and shoot the first Brit I catch a whiff of

I only laugh at this because it reflects the irony of how Newscorp took advantage of Leaky's creeping alcoholic dementia

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its half past ur bedtime m8

*heems u*

going to wait at the terminal to heem a brit and a yank

Mum drank too much wine to finish cooking the roast AGAIN

Dad is fuming

mental how thats its half 7 but in kangaroo land its probably like 6pm and in yanklank its like midnight

absolutely mental haha

>oi! soyboy!

what do?

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im really not and im sorry if im annoying you i just find them interesting

drank too much wine to finish masturbating again tonight
shan't be satisfied in the morning I think

better be a Marlborough wine lad
none of that Hawke's Bay swill

Break out the ky jelly

need an australian gf that studied at a prestigious yank university but dropped out and moved to liverpool and works in the local chippy

I like reading but don't know what to read. I bought a library card and haven't read anything since last June.
>inb4 start with greeks
I tried, not really interesting to me.

bizarre fantasy

wew few red flags there