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Open season on the fat cunts, yee hawwwww

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for £2/meal you could have a fucking banquet if you bought the fresh ingredients and cooked them yourself

I average £1/meal for bog standard healthy nutritious stuff that I cook myself

*Chad humble brags in my direction*
yes tell me more

fat shaming

My brother says the queen hasn't got a second name. I thought it was Windsor desu but turns out he's right. The Royal family only has first names. Weird shit.

@89830780
shut up yank

fuck sake the american national anthem is so much better than our shitty fucking gay one
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yeah YOU alone, not a family of 5, mongoloid

you sound like a right bender

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary

yeh even yesterday the one time it should have actually sounded good
it was still fucking awful

Desperately NEED this woman to be my gf

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@89830801
Too scared to reply to me lil bitch?

EDIT: Thanks for the reddit gold stranger!

You cannot adequately feed 5 people for 40p each at Iceland.

You stupid yank fuck never reply to me again.

>tinned vegetables dire

the screeching wogs didn't help

@89830836
Stop me cunt

3 names not one idiot learn to count

Does she carry groceries under her eyes?

unironically might be this
mate of mine was 6'2" and 30 stone (no exaggeration) and only getting bigger
then one day some tutor at his uni is on his last day and has one of them yank roasts in the main hall or something
tutor gets smashed on wine
fat mate randomly walks in not knowing what's going on
tutor goes off on him being fat
like proper smashes him in front of dozens of people for being fat
mate went home and lost about 14 stone in 8 months

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Going to Frinton today lads
VERY peng area of the country

45p for kg of rice - that's 10 portions for children
90p for kg of new potatoes
tinned beans are like 50p
1kg of carrots are 70p
frozen peas 90p a kilo

meat or fish (The most expensive part)
supermarkets sell a kilo of skin on bone-in thighs fairly cheap. whole chickens are fairly cheap and can be 3 meals worth of food.
fish cheap - sardine tins, mackarel tins (both very healthy), frozen pollock fillets (can get for unreasonably cheap), frozen cod fillets (bit more expensive)

you can get tinned mushy peas for like 18p a tin (2 portions worth)

oats are 75p a kg
rice is actuall 40p a kg
milk is 1.09 (thanks brxit :DD)
yoghurt/cottage cheese/quark/skyr all about £2.64 a kilo if not less (for yoghurt) so that's 32p for a 100kg kilo.
6 oranges for a pound.
bananas are pretty cheap - though a potato is nutritionally better
brocolli is 64p (which is about 4 portions for children)

you might be lacking a bit in vitamin E/omega 6s but you could eat a bit of olive oil or garnish with sesame seeds (bit more expneisve)

the excuse for going to iceland is it is less work and that it tastes 'good' because its high in sodium and has some inkling of actual cooking it in it whereas if you can't cook whatever you produce might taste shite.

think people think im a girl til i talk and then they just think im a weirdo
-_-

based

idk how I'd feel if I walked into some place and the entire building sang the yank anthem
would be confused and afraid

“Alri Deano”
“Alri there hazza son haas it going son stay lucky mate”

WHY did they murder Princess Di, lads? What did she do wrong?

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if i was in that building i'd feel proud to be american and i'm not even american

she deserved it

Humiliated the Royal family. Bitch deserved imo.

She paid the toll

friend told me he's royalist depending on which member you're talking about.

for example he feels royalist about harry.

i don't get it lads. why would someone's personality make you feel they should rule over you.

good luck getting a 5 year old to eat rice, potatoes and beans for every meal mate

God I would make sweet love to her while also gaslighting her and manipulating her until she thinks everyone hates her, ensuring she'll stay loyal to me no matter what

Is there any mark of a scrawny virgoid bigger than actively disliking sports?
>hurr sportsball did the man run into the other man durr
I can get not liking football because it's a bit shit but there are that many others

It genuinely does make the heart swell to hear a big band playing it

the American anthem is shit tier, as in bottom 25 nations tier, give me the old DDR anthem any day.

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Spaghetti lasts for fucking ages lol

it's called discipline.
you eat your rice, veg and chicken or you don't eat.

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daveposts

>oats
>rice
>tatoes
>pasta

All genuinely good stock, cheap as sin and when added to some good cheap plain meat (except the oats for breakfast obviously) and seasoned yourself with those little cheap spice containers from tesco that last 9 years each you got a seriously good meal going. You can make a multitude of different dishes to not get bored. Problem is it takes a little time, a little effort, a little learning and is best done sober and the poor people that a meal plan like that would most help are usually either lazy, alcoholic, drug addicts, smokers or negligent parents (normally a combination of many) and would never do this. There's a reason they're somehow poor in a welfare state anyway.

you missed out the herbs and spices and stuff, but this is a pretty good /ck/ post
i've found you totally can get food to be cheap, tasty, and healthy, but you do have to learn how to prepare it yourself
it's a lot easier to get food that's cheap, tasty, and unhealthy
or expensive, tasty, and healthy
nobody eats oranges btw except kids doing footie practice
oranges wtf
haven't had an orange in about 20 years

the queen looked genuinely spooked yesterday. like the night before the wedding meghan had confronted her and revealed the real extent on her plan the way a secret bad guy in a movie does and now everything is in full swing and we're all powerless to do anything about it

>flashmob the Australian anthem
>the high pitched cacophany causes the building to collapse in shame

>Problem is it takes a little time, a little effort, a little learning and is best done sober and the poor people that a meal plan like that would most help are usually either lazy, alcoholic, drug addicts, smokers or negligent parents (normally a combination of many) and would never do this.

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and you sound like a malnourished low-IQ freak who thinks packaged frozen junk food from iceland is economically comparable to buying fresh ingredients

campaigned effectively against landmines
pentagon loves their landmines
they also love killing people

the queen is a waxwork

seething

come to think of it meghan looked like the only one who was smiling the whole time. everyone else was going through with it for blackmail purposes

not a single newsreader was able to pronounce that shooter kid's second name on the radio yday haha

do brits not have Christmas oranges? or have they all been replaced by those chocolate ones now

poor people are fat because they're stupid, genetically inferior waste

muh fresh ingredients, again you sound like a bender, normal people buy stuff from supermarkets, trologdytes buy from iceland.

>little cheap spice containers from tesco
those aren't cheap and they don't last long enough.

go to the ethnic grocers and b&m bargains and you can buy loads of spice mixes for cheap. but yes i agree with the thrust of what you're saying.

it's the effort involved.
spices/herbs
grow them or buy them from ethnic grocers or aldi/b&m bargains.

don't buy tescos ones because they're usually weirdly insufficient.

every woman's dream
to be the beaming bride while everyone else suffers in their jocks

was pregnant to a muslim

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Daily reminder that Hazza signed no prenups.

Meghan will be the downfall of the royal family

>trologdytes

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With those ingredients + pasta you can make numerous dishes. I'm no chef but I personally could make

>spag bol
>indian curry (assorted)
>thai curry (assorted)
>shepherds pie
>cottage pie
>bangers and mash
>beans on toast

I mean one you get past 7 you've got enough dishes to keep a child happy and feed them porridge oats with half a spoon of sugar for their brekkie every morning which will cost about 5pence. If you are negligent enough to raise a little shit who won't eat then it's your fault. Starve him for one meal and he'll start eating the stuff, exactly how I treated my dogs when they got fussy and entitled as puppies and it took them 1 days hunger strike to get back on the dry food.

This actually made me think. My friend from a few states away visited about a week ago. He asked if he could bring his glock and I told him I didn't live in a bad neighborhood and there was no need to bring a gun, yet he insisted. Then when he gets here he insists on showing me his glock and making me hold it. He tried showing me gun safety techniques and I told him i wasn't interested and he got all silent and a few hours later when he left he kept calling me a liberal.

I don't know why us yanks are so obsessed with guns. Most of us do not hunt, people just like owning guns like they're pokemon. Really odd tbqh

top 5 countries:
1. england
2. germany
3. usa
4. iceland
5. japan

fresh is the opposing option to frozen you fucking brainlet twerp

And that's a good thing... here's why

reminder that 'ready meal' culture isn't even just a povo troglodyte thing.

there are also middle class trogs who eat ready meals from m&s thinking it makes them superior.

they'll just have her killed if necessary like Diana

GDP has the best women in porn

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I don't like much spice, so they last me forever. Sure you can obviously get them cheaper, but I live rural without good access to anything but a Tesco and a Spar garage so I guess I was looking at my own options.

My gf went on that once. I have her permission ofc

would own a gun were i a yank
guns are cool

theres a tesco I pass on my way to/from work thats in a real dodgy council estate area and any time I stop in for a few items I'm literally in shock at the utter specimens wandering around the place

>I don't like much spice

wypipo be like "this paprika too spicy" lmaooooooooooooo

I went through uni never eating a ready meal. They're bloody expensive

What's for dinner tonight lads?

Harry chose the wrong Megan from Hollywood

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don't know why any adult has seen infinity war once never mind 3-4 times.

fair enough.
the upshot of multiculturalism i find is that if you live proximal to their grocers you can usually get quite nice ingredients or just cheap (or otherwise hard to get) stuff in general.

remember living in a small town where the only way you could buy screws was to go to a screw fix in a different town or order online.

here i can go to some pakistani blokes DIY shop and he'll have everytihng i need for fuck all.

Why can't fat bastards take responsibility for their actions?

Obesity has risen by 90% since 1990. It's not genetic, fat can't grow from nothing, it needs you to shove all that shit down your throat you disgusting fucking mess. My contempt for fat cunts knows no bounds quite frankly

Aren't French gun laws pretty lax? I know some Frenchies with a few different guns.

instant noodles are the real povo student food
when I was in dorms I'd eat them right out the package just a bit moist then doused in the soup powder

Looked at the price of broccoli in the supermarket and it were £18 so it's the iceland meal deal for me again I'm afraid haha

Yes look at my fresh rice what a moron you are, bet you impress everyone with your £1 meals that look and taste like shit, try eating a little meat for once.

Prenups are worthless anyway

ready meals or oven food is what i mean.

i occasionally get some oven food (almost as a treat). but some people live exclusively off it