/brit/

Any mafting man in?

just had some boil in the bag kippers they were well good so long as i dont die

>Love
behave

You deserve a medal for the dedication you put into your campaign. Dog bless you

could make light work of any arrogant student man in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=3xZmlUV8muY
choon

no one cared the first time you posted neurotypical

>east asians are smart though
*walks in front of a speeding truck on a busy road while staring directly at it then dies*

used to have those all the time when I was a kid
I'd get up and buy some for breakfast tomorrow but it's toilday tomorrow.... ahh.... toil

bought myself a really powerful torch and I've been using it to look in peoples houses.

t. western sydney

Why won't God let me finish this cheese.

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wonder what it feels like to get shagged as a female

replying to this tripfag is the worst possible thing you can do to /brit/
it encourages this attention whoring
you're turning this general into some twat's personal fucking tumblr

and now it's making op threads about itself
see what you've done?
fuck this pathetic /brit/ "celeb" gossip shite
bunch of women and faggots in here
utterly disgusted with anyone who encourages it

Why did you buy such a large block if you weren't going to use it all?

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What is wrong with you

good choice of cheese mate
special offer innit

Mental watching these 'trad hunters' put arrows straight through a huge buck deer and then some with a standard longbow or recurve. Didn't know they had that much power.

I've been abusing amer for at least 2 years and I'm not going to stop now

the nz poster who is often posting at this time isn't too intelligent

ahh luckily for me im unemployable and will probably never have a job
in the next life lad
is it the last day? cant you just go to the park or something and cheekily drop it off in the bin there

very aesthetic cover, love reading books in their original language when i can

was that first line supposed to mean "true that brother"?

hate birthdays

Living in shared accomodation is unbelievably grim, ESPECIALLY if you're a full-time toiler

Nobody should have to share their living space, privacy is a prequirement for sanity

>is it the last day? cant you just go to the park or something and cheekily drop it off in the bin there
she'd know

hi people from around the anglo world

hello nigger

rapists should be sterilised
y/n

shes bonkers mate

just put a lock on your bedroom door

dumb fuck

Don't like going outside if I haven't taken a benzo

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cleared russian customs lads, home free now

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im good friends with my housemates so i dont mind.

racist

Just because I constantly abuse yanks doesn't mean you have to feel insulted by my intelligence lmao

Business idea: self-employ yourself as a drug dealer

what were you doing there haha

bit rude

they're almost certainly a female bimbo
infantile women love this kind of gossip
their heads are still in the playground mentality

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

hey neurotypical looks like you've come to the wrong neighbourhood, please exit Jow Forums.org and return to www.reddit.com
have a safe journey

>brothers bday coming up soon
>never been very subtle about dropping hints about what he wants us to get him
>just texted me asking where 'he' could get a cheap exercise bike

if that bollocks thinks I'm getting him a fucking EXERCISE BIKE for his bday he has another thing coming

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oh not me silly, my most recent acquisition

Yea basically, "just so"

This. Normies do not understand it though. To them living out of one shelf in the fridge and putting up with other people's mess and noise is normal, acceptable. Enjoyable even .

it's literally josie lmao

Christ you're a boring cunt
no one cares about your drug addiction

just don't act like an autistic freak around the people you live with, is it really that hard?

I dreamt I was at a school shooting. It was terrifying. We were hiding on a rooftop but the shooter had a vantage point and threw tear gas near us. Everyone started running and he started picking us off.

no. im not not a rapist but i don't feel bad about a female getting raped as women are evil creatures who objectify and oppress men

Maaybe in another life we could be looovers

the choice should be
25 years in jail or you have your cock and bollocks surgically removed and a small jail term (12-18 months)

no need
just lock them up forever
if they can't be trusted around other people, keep them in prison camps
forced labour so society isn't paying for them
give them the choice to kill themselves painlessly at any time if they want

get him an actual bike

been here longer than you kiddo

get him a cheap bicycle and tell him to exercise, it'll be crack up

hate toil posts
fuck off
99% are identical

anime

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it's literally not I just enjoy spewing hate at the paki

going to block pornography and Jow Forums lads.

the way the economy is going you have two options:

you can be educated and do a semi-routinised job (ie be in charge of some excel sheets that could just be macro'd but for some reason you're hired to do it)

Or you can be an extra-ordinary worker who is constantly innovating and creating new and competitive work.

The irony is that the former actually takes up more time than the latter, because the former involves juggling meaninglessly easy tasks alongside distractions.

the latter takes a few hours of undistracted, disconnected work and training the mind to not wander. the beauty of it is though, that if you can achieve it in the context of work you can also achieve outside the context of work. You do more impressive things in your free time than constantly check if you got any (you)'s on here or fap to a japanese tranny or whatever.

i know i'll probably be back, but i'm reading a book at the moment which is really encouraging me to just disconnect. to keep distraction to a minimum, to constantly stay in efforted tasks (Whether leisurely or whether professional/developmental) and to just disconnect from useless shit
>checking the news websites
>checking socila media or Jow Forums
>watching youtube videos
>researching random topics off wikipedia.
instead i think i will just get a subscription to a newspaper to be delivered to me (probably the 'conomist or the FT), will clearly define liesure time as things which are discrete rather than continuous (for example watching a film, going for a walk) and any topic i'm interested in means i have to read a book on it.

wish me luck lads and i hope i (and possibly you if this sounds about right) can hopefully make something of this)

is this how you cope with being a wageslaveoid? grim

Based NEETbro

not an iota of that redditspaced muck

89833814

not a fucking word of this essay

going to not read this post lol
*sucks vigorously from a capri sun and walks off*

bit jealous

fuck everyone in this thread

except me right?

don't know who that is and don't care

they love the attention, positive or negative
you're giving them what they want
that's why they keep coming back here
stop it, this general deserves better

please be a nubile ginger with huge tits and also start with me

never watched anime
might watch neon genesis evangelion
hmm

good luck
don't forget us
see you tomorrow

speaking of Russia, I watched this recently and it was a pretty interesting film. grim existence though
>youtube.com/watch?v=qGgC5CkPojk

he literally leaves after being told to fuck off, same with 190

read the post. I feel the same way. Might just sell my laptop and get a typewriter instead.

I read all of this

it's a good watch very introspective in nature

suck everyone in this thread

social media is braincancer

*makes this post*
*proceeds to continue posting on Jow Forums until its time to go to bed*

ah yes the epiphany we've all had.

Meeting crush's bf lad

what is it like to live in an Anglo country? do you like it?

its one of the handful of ones that isnt complete shit and is actually really good

exactement
très vrai
c'est bien vrai
précisément
effectivement

some ideas that would work

jeux sans frontieres

good aside from the noncey undertones

Getting a 4 all over tomorrow bit nervous coz I know it’ll look shit :/

All anime is fucking shit

Went to watch Akira in the IMAX it was utter fucking bollocks autism

back and sides on 3 or 2
sorted

i dont like my life but id probably dislike it more if i lived in a non-anglo country with the exception of other good ones like holland

got a 4 all over me right now if you're wondering where your mum's gone

KANEDAA