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Oh ok
That's not the first time I've been asked if I was Asian based on my accent tbqh
Im just lispy, that's all

I'm tired already.
I don't think I'll be staying up late tonight.

unusual for you, but you should get some rest

Yeah I'm in the same boat, I need rest too

>Im just lispy, that's all
oh that's what it is
Sweet dreams westy, hope you return fresh tomorrow

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You really are a big pervert hmmpphh... I'll bulli you.

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>I'll bulli you.
What?
Why?
Please no...

morning

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Good morning buddy.
Hows the morning treating you?

i had a pretty bad dream but other than that it's fine

are you about to go to bed westy?

>i had a pretty bad dream
Thats no good hopefully it wasn't too distressing.

I'm winding down for the night, I'm tucked into bed at the moment.
I'll stay up a little longer.

>hopefully it wasn't too distressing.
it kinda was but i think i'll be fine

>I'll stay up a little longer
oki

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Wait which kiwi are you? Are you buddy?

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Whatcha gonna do today?
Git a bit of school work to do?
Yeah buddy.
I'm just playing around, like I'd let you bully me!

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Just cleaned out the browser history on the phone. Hasn't been cleaned out since I got this phone in June 2017.

mhmm. bf's gonna get back from his parents' this afternoon so i might do some stuff with him

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The phone will thank you for that, it's been holding all that filth for quite some time.
Lucky you.
How long has he been gone away actually?

wednesday i think. one of my friends said that a theater downtown is gonna do macbeth so i might see about that if it's still on

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Wish I could reinstall my brain.

Yes. It had mostly porn history & some *cide history lately.

>that a theater downtown is gonna do macbeth
That sounds like a good day out desu
I've never seen a proper play so you'll have to tell me how it goes.
>*cide history lately.
You worry me buddy.
Are you alright?

I feel i'll probably cry again while eating breakfast tomorrow and look out the window to the distance while the house is quiet without anyone here.

NZ/Aus pls stop posting these cute anime girls I made my goal not to fap for a month and I always get horny seeing this... stop pls

they're really nice desu, we went to see some last year

I am probably to pussy to go through with it anyway.

You should definitely get some help, I know it'll be fucking awkward and weird
but you're not well, this isn't normal
I'm genuinely worried for you buddy...
what did the doctor say when your mum went on and on about you to him?
What plays did ya go see?
Do you have a favourite?

Hamlet and some others that weren't Shakespeare. I think they were American but I'm not sure

don't really have a favourite play desu

Stop being a pervert then

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I think I would enjoy watching a proper play.
I'm kinda jelly now, I'll see if they have some around here.
Maybe I could become an actor myself...

I do hope you go, it'll be fun.

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god i wish that were me

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Get in ya new dress and get your bf to smack your bum red raw when he gets back.

Please seek help m8
Im in a depressive episode too, but I know they can and will pass. We don't want you to do anything that could harm ya

you can come watch Macbeth with us westy, it'll be fun!

I don't really see them having a decent theater in westport tho..

maybe I will!

>you can come watch Macbeth with us westy, it'll be fun!
AAAHHHHHH
I want it, I wanna come!
>I don't really see them having a decent theater in westport
We do have a theater actually, it got built when the mines were pumping, I checked their shows but all that is coming up is some US comedian.

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>I want it, I wanna come!
owo

>some US comedian.
yuck

/anime/ lads

>owo
Get your mind outta the gutter Conway.
>yuck
I've seen the fella on TV, he's not that funny not even gonna think about going to that.

>Get your mind outta the gutter
you're the one who just told another guy that he wants to come

>he's not that funny
I don't think we have many good comedians left since SNL went to shit under Bush. I really like Eddie Murphy's old stuff tho

youtu.be/l_LeJfn_qW0

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>you're the one who just told another guy that he wants to come
You knew what I meant and you twisted it.
>I really like Eddie Murphy's old stuff tho
That clip was entertaining, I haven't watched much of his old stuff, I think I'll have a gander through it.

>You knew what I meant and you twisted it
das rite

his SNL stuff is pretty tame compared to his shows, they're pretty gud

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11°C right now. Maybe single digits soon.

Yum yum chocolate donut with sprinkles.

Doubt, okay answer this question
1. What is the thing I hate in this thread.

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That Swedish poster?

Lewdness, or pervertedness...
One or the other.

Sorry I messed up that was for the kiwi I was chatting, I messed up. /( >_

How's your Sunday °∆° was it fun?

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No...
I went to a birthday party on Saturday so I've spent my Sunday nursing a hangover...
What about yourself buddy?
How was your weekend?
Not just being a potato all day are ya?

I went to the park but it rained so hard that I ended up stuck in a gazebo with a couple. When the rain calmed down I was drenched in rain and sweat so I decided to went home immediately. >∆< bad luck.
>hangover
Haha I never have a hangover ever in my life cause I never drink.

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>cause I never drink.
it's best not to start

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Hopefully you had a warm bath or shower when you got home.
It sucks getting caught in the rain...
>Haha I never have a hangover ever in my life cause I never drink.
You're good, a hangover isn't all that fun.

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I really don't get why people enjoy booze, is it sweet or something when your drunk?
I did that, embarrassingly I also dozed a bit on my bath >_

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it's a depressant and helps me to not think about things

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>why people enjoy booze
Because it makes me loosen up in social situations, I'm actually rather quiet in real life but when I've had a few you can't shut me up.
>I also dozed a bit on my bath
Sleepyhead, it's okay to doze off in the bath just a little...
>Stop drinking and take care of your health.
I really should...

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Might go to sleep soon. Not feeling like having a wank tonight. Wish I had a gf to snuggle with under this warm blanket though.

who /thunderstorm/ here

we're going to have them through Wednesday desu

Had some earlier tonight, they're gone now.

Good night matey.

Damn hey brother from Avcii just came on before bed.

Haha they are talking about sex on wedding night on the radio.

I took a cold shower brrr....
That's scary desu...
Do you have a friend that tells you "enough mate" or you just let it go when you go out drinking?

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it's not horrible

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I went down to the maccas to get brekkie and there were so many people there eugh but I grabbed me two a them there gran bicmacs and some milkshake n some donuts so now I'm set for the day

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Just do it in moderation >_

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Is New Zealand Marmite the same as the English one

oki flip-kun

How can you eat that much?
I don't think I could even eat half that at once

>How can you eat that much?
>I don't think I could even eat half that at once
it aint easy being a phat pimp

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Dunno, I haven't had English marmite

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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