/brit/

is this actually how they make chocolate

like a nice piece of toast with lots of butter and marmalade on after a fry up

think the last thread wasnt too bad to be honest

mostly 2nd/3rd generation pakistani immigrants i think

I hate this shit in advertisement, why are you showing me some chef faggot when it's clearly 100% done by machines

They should outlaw this crap. Show the reality of things in advertisement, show the intensive farming facilities when you're selling me your chicken nuggets

Might do if I were on holiday, but wouldn't bother to make one if I were at home. Making do with a cup of tea and a wank this morning.

it's like the further right you go the worse things become

it's like politics

>smoking

thought you italians were all for romance and shit?

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wow that yank truly left the zealander seething in that last thread

what do i do with a frying pan full of thick grease and burnt shit?
completely forgot how to clean such a mess
heat it up until it's liquid then pour it down the bog?

love marmalade

scathing political commentary

mind this juicy bit of bait lads

>Big boy meal
cute cat

I just hate advertisements, they're so fake

fuming

The lad who was offended by the scrambled eggs was right tho.. you can’t eat fucking liquid scrambled egg that’s vile

Why do some smokers feel the need to include a cigarette or a packet of cigarettes in some photos? Why do you feel the need to show people that it is part of your identity?
Not having a go or anything, just interested.

that goes in the bin
fat clogs drains

why do yanks post here?

big fan of soft scrambled eggs
delicious and creamy

finna make some screggs (scrambld eggs) after the commotion here

scrambled eggs are soft and creamy
are you thinking of a fucking omlette or something you dimwit
fuck off

so easy to get (you)s from people like you

excellent post

am a smoker and slightly baffled by this myself
think its mostly because smoking often genuinely does look cool

toil's eve. suffering is nigh.

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> unironically would have been fine with this wedding if meghan was the only black yank thing about it
> but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> they HAD to make the whole fucking wedding african-themed

> this wasn't harry's wedding day
> it was a tribute concert to wakanda

top kek

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No they’re light and fluffy, if there is any liquid left they are undercooked

genuinely all the people i follow on twitter are music related and 90% of my feed is lefty political bollocks

Yeah sure
Jog "off", as the pathetic yanks attempting to fit in here would say

i fullheartedly support the new zealander (probably from christchurch)

I normally just scrape most of it into the bin then blast the rest down the drain with boiling water.

scrape the congealed fat into the bin with some kind of implement like the spatula?
it's very liquidy though
oh wait i remember what i used to do
heat it up and pour/scrape it into a used tin can, then bin that
nvm i can do this

I think I'll stay here and farm more (you)s

am actually from Christchurch

>screggs
am a fan

any crying man in?

>hehe you're replying to me so I win >:)
Child

Got some birds number last night just checked her Instagram and she has a black child. State of my fucking life

>light and fluffy
The supreme way.

work tomorrow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How does the Kiwi mindset differ to the Aussie mindset? Are you guys mad cunts aswell?

demand that her child accompanies the two of you on the next date.

She'll love that

why even say this just let me enjoy the day

seethe

>Church mandated reprieve from toil am morgen

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can just IMAGINE the type of norf FC supporting runtoid who enjoys a "fry-up" on sunday morning, bet your digestive system, liver and brain are screaming out for help due to your shitty diet, and drinking yourself in to a paraletic state every saturday while taking several beatings from souf FC fans

any /paki/ man in?

"""""fluffy"""", do you even know what that word means
how the fuck can scrambled eggs be fluffy
are you thinking of a fucking souffle now? fucking mONGREL

>she has a black child
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU!!

naughty neet hehehehe

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What constitutes a mad cunt
Do mean acting like a extroverted and crude normie? Because yes that applies to NZ as well

Took some topless photos and I look like SHIT

alright tarq?
what's it like knowing 95% of /brit/ could plant you with one punch?

Do you think kids today will grow up with a fetish for square heads because of Minecraft?

any /chav/ racist man in?

post please

Very alarming thing to ask

any hustle man in?

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kike on the left

not even a tarq, just prefer a nice bit of salmon or a salad to a shitty "fry up", anyone with any common sense thinks the same

any /millennial/ soyboy in?

did you grow up with a pokemon fetish?

option 1: have a nap
option 2: have a coffee

don't know which is most appealing

Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese, no deals and no G's
No wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis

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Yes

Ok noted.
NZ look beautiful.
Is it filled with poisonous things?

no, in fact i think they'll have a higher appreciation for curves
sexy curves will seem exotic and alluring by comparison to their 3d block world

wonder if kippers would go with a fry up

oh be quiet

probably more like this

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post sexy british slags!

>just prefer a nice bit of salmon or a salad to a shitty "fry up"
bet my little sister could knock ten bells out of you you metrosexual fairy

need to see this

one day I will drive a JCB over the weak emaciated body of the australian dabbing pepe nigger lyrics poster and crush his spiny little body into fine paste which I will then feed to his runt family

First time i watched this I was out me nut.
Have a coffee, this is not Spain.

:O

no
and it's only nice in the photographed areas
most of it is farmland (ugly) or grim tiltslab cities (ugly)

>not even a tarq, just prefer a nice bit of salmon or a salad to a shitty "fry up", anyone with any common sense thinks the same

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let's batter them souf FC fans lads! *downs pint, stands up, adjusts his gut and breathes heavily*

DONT GO NGUBU

toil commences at dawn tomorrow

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if brits are white why do they like watching sweaty niggers run around on a field and kick balls every now and then

But muh rolling hills, jagged peaks and dense bush!

Oh my days I’m not even the one you’re arguing with but honestly stop posting this is embarassing go watch

powerful

>if brits are white why do they like watching sweaty niggers run around on a field and kick balls every now and then

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Not really.

Enough about your mum