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LOVE making my gf do sexual acts shes uncomfortable with

Explain the mechanism lad? How did you do it?

being born white objectively makes me superior to entire races
it's harsh but it's how it is and i accept it

>haven't touched a vagina in almost 11 hours

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For the Aussie who asked x

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What will King Charles be like?

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Business idea: eliminate the need for roastoids

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Been visiting r/malelivingspace for room inspiration recently.

Reminder that a little bit of greenery in your bedroom can go a long way to making you feel less miserable. I'm going to B&Q now to find a tall plant for the corner of my room like pic related

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you see when you go into primark you get some nice things and some bad things mostly bed though

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State of women

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is york the best city in england

Me in the middle

post link so that i can listen x

>cut two holes on the front of the shoebox
>put toilet paper tubes in both holes, use tape to seal the gaps
>cut a hole on the top at the other end of the box
>fit a 4" USB fan into hole
>place plastic container full of salted ice directly under the fan
>turn on fan
>chilled air comes out slowly but surely from the two outlets

How do people find shit like this funny?

BASED

only women do

I can accept races are different, but why do you feel the need to look down on them and call them names?

Don't get it tbf

My mutt wife just gave me a blowjob. Woopeee!!

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>tfw had three colds in two months
>flying four times next week

Having a job with lots of travelling is great until you realise it means you're constantly snotty and bunged up from other people's fucking plane germs.

>not objective. typical lefty "muh feels" argument
what kind of argument are you presenting to justify spouting your racist abuse?
these people are different, therefore they deserve your contempt?
how objective is that?

like what?

Wash your hands

>only 50% of people do

same for me except with trains

because other races drag white peoples quality of life down with their ooga booging

thomas sowell is worth a million of you
he is black

what'sUP mai nigga

sell the idea to blue peter

might getting into eating insect cuisine
no idea what a bug would taste like but i bet if you used spices, sugars, herbs, as well as grilling and roasting them it'd be as tasty as anything else

love the idea of crunching on beetles

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queen just died lads

Because by and large people have no sense of humour. This is why you will never Banepost irl with people you meet in the street.

How come black bulls can fuck better than you wh*te bois?

Nah sorry love it's linked to my Facebook so I'd get doxxed
Heres the most recent songs I added to my ethnic playlist

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and whites don't ooga booga at all?

One women is worth half a man

absolute state of your runtoid immune system

people can do whatever they want, its when you're legally tied to this seething mass by the will of the state that it becomes an issue

you have 5 seconds from reading this to name a funny female comedian

yeah if you have a puny immune system maybe
can tell you didn't drink enough milk as a child

HOLY FUCK HE'S NOT LYING

>might getting into eating insect cuisine
>no idea what a bug would taste like but i bet if you used spices, sugars, herbs, as well as grilling and roasting them it'd be as tasty as anything else

>love the idea of crunching on beetles

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Thank fuck

yeah, on average they are less than the white man in pretty much everything

It’s because he hasn’t achieved anything in his life so uses the myth of racial superiority to make him feel better than some of his fellow citizens

Think I finally understand the 6.8 lad now. Can't get the girl from toil out of my mind.

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forcing her head

good tracks but
>not listening to full albums

I've been back with the ex for nearly a week now, lad. Been touching her vagina quite a bit since. It's mad how new and exciting things are after such a long period apart.

shappi khorsandi
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
tina fey

incorrect

Totally wrong. I drank copious amounts of milk as a child. The reason why I'm constantly getting colds is because I'm a smoker.

Not as much as niggers, Look at crime rates by ethnicity

scorpions are good and taste like prawn

no
no
no

Me be da coolest monkey in the jungle nigga

white people have destroyed the quality of life of native americans, does that make native americans superior to white people?

projecting
>myth
lmao

Problem with socialism is that its bad and doesnt work - Thomas Sewell

so they deserve your hate?

Do you hate all whites who are below you too?

soyboys would never eat bugs

>stop them scalping children and praying to the dirt and living in tents
>bringing down their quality of life

oh sorry didn't realise I was talking to a literal retard

That makes you the 4th lad from brit obsessed with a toilqt

I do usually but I just have playlists of fun tunes for on my phone
Can't really listen to a full album on the way to uni or whatever

>white people conquering native americans is the same thing as niggers being a small portion of a country but causing much more crime per capita

"The problem with living is that you die at the end"
- Me

i can't concentrate anymore my ocd and overthinking tendencies are starting to kick in

Yes.

celia pacquola

Dunno why people think Native American and African tribes were so wise and know shit we didn’t

the problem with dying is you have to live first

>have a conversation with someone
>remember every detail about it every fact about themselves that they shared
>talk again a few months later
>they don't remember any of the conversation

It's just basic stuff like ages, hometowns, likes/dislikes etc

Is small talk so meaningless to normies? Why do they even do it?

yeah

ah yes the noble savage
any other knowledge pearl you wish to share with us leftypol?

The problem with things I don't agree is that its not logical and factual - Thomas Sewell

Fairly certain that's the one good part mate.

It is a myth black Americans consistently outperform white Americans in athletics, there are numerous black statesmen including a former president so I don’t really see how white Americans can be considered in anyway superior to their black counterparts other than the fact that they for the most part seem to have more money

the problem of life is that it is fucking grim and useless

/anim/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHHHHH

GOOOOD ONE XDXDXXXDXDDDXDXD

Fuck off loser

it's the internet forcing your mind to multitask 24/7

mum is genuinely upset that harry married an atrocidad. thought it was just Jow Forums rorkes who gave a shit

so then how can you hate all blacks? surely blacks who are above you in every aspect deserve your respect, right?

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yeah i know i have internet addiction

LMAO
I don't

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treatment: 500ug of Lysergic acid diethylamide straight up the shitter

Smoking is good for you. It increases the blood pressure, and blood circulation to the brain which makes it more active and awake. Smoking makes you smarter