/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

Polish /agrarianism/ edition

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reached Texas welcome center at Texarkana
>friendly greeters offering state maps
>freshly cleaned restrooms with separators
>lounge with tv

why is Texas simply the best?

because they have so much pride in their state. Others should emulate them.

Stop using our Polish Sarmatians as pictures for your shitty generals

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thank you for giving me another future OP pic :)

they look like potato farmers cosplaying Persians/Ottomans

that's because that's literally what they were

American dog, you don't have any culture
Polish-Sarmatian Magnates were unironically richer than some european kings
The best Sarmatians also served as winged hussars

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you're leaving out the part where they also destroyed your country by collaborating with foreign powers

only some borderline germanic subhumans betrayed the holy commonwealth of both nations
Agenor Gołuchowski, Józef Piłsudski, Joseph von Haller ( pic rel ) etc. All came from Polish-Sarmatian families and they were some of the most influential men in the central Europe
And they were the ones who were responsible for the independence of Poland

One of the richest men in London is actually a Polish Sarmatian

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british virgin vs POLISH SARMATIAN

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speaking of Polish thots

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>starting a /dixie/ thread early on a Sunday
knew this was a bad idea. Guess I'll bump until everybody's home from church

>Texarkana
fucking tax dodging KIKES

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>implying
does anyone here but alberta and faulkner go to church regularly?

You should.

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I doubt it. Vance maybe.

no

Y tho

makes me feel bad

That's sad. Is it your specific church or just the concept of church in general?

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no wonder why europe did not back the confederacy

>go to church to get right with jesus
>have no intention of repenting for being a faggot
that's why i stopped going

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just repent lmao

no

Jesus' whole thing was that he forgave us in spite of our sin though, not in our absence of it. Not to go all radical protty and say that everyone is 100% guilt free regardless of what they do, but the whole thing of assuming sinners are out of place in church is kinda dumb imo.

dude just go to confessional and say "father, I am homosex and anime" rofl

dude ur right lmao

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is it childish to think we should withdraw our military from most countries around the world and let them deal with each other

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it's childish to think that's still possible

yes. we had an opportunity to create a self-sustaining world order and balance of power without the US but we chose the global hegemon route instead. Now it's too late and isolationism would be mean-spirited to the people who depend on us.

P O L A N D

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he was so based
wish they'd get more recognition for their role in the Revolution. They weren't as important as France but most people have no idea that a bunch of Polish nobles came here to fight with us. Also they came because they believed in what we were fighting for, not just because they wanted to screw the British like the French king did.

oh yeah and I think there were some Hungarians too, but I know less about that

>wake up
>this still isn't Virginia's flag
day ruined

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>wake up
day ruined

reminder blonde hair makes you look feminine

>They weren't as important as France but most people have no idea that a bunch of Polish nobles came here to fight with us.
didnt he actually save washington's life?

fug you

yes
>Casimir Pulaski saved George Washington’s life during the Battle of Brandywine. The Americans were losing this battle against the British when Pulaski, an experienced cavalry officer, discovered the British were attempting to cut off retreat and capture Washington’s entire army and command. Pulaski took 30 of Washington’s personal guard on a reconnaissance mission, and they found an escape route. Washington used this avenue to lead his soldiers in an organized retreat, so they could live to fight another day.
he was put in charge of all American cavalry after this

>having blonde hair
faggot

it's dirty blonde and looks brown under certain lighting, so I'm fine

>support USA
>save Washington's life
>volunteer to fight in American armies
>fast forward 20 years
>Americans start calling us "dumb pollocks"
what happened ?
care to elaborate?
because it seems like the history is repeating itself

>it's dirty blonde and I still look like a faggot
I know lol

>what happened ?
>care to elaborate?
german and jewish immigration lmao

haven't take a shower for almost 2 weeks ama

>>volunteer to fight in American armies
>>fast forward 20 years
>>Americans start calling us "dumb pollocks"
>what happened
now we know how dumb poles are lmao

Poles dindu nuffin

Some Polish jokes were brought to America by German displaced persons fleeing war-torn Europe in the late 1940s.[4] During the political transformations of the Soviet controlled Eastern bloc in the 1980s, the much earlier German anti-Polish sentiment—dating at least to the policies of Otto von Bismarck and the persecution of Poles under the German Empire—was revived in East Germany against Solidarność (Solidarity). Polish jokes became common, reminding some of the spread of such jokes under the Nazis.[11]

so basically this it's also completely an early to mid 20th century phenomenon. Nobody under the age of 80 has ever told these jokes and they along with most stereotypes about Poles are a largely forgotten old thing. It's very weird that every single Polish poster on here seems to know about them.

meant to greentext the first block of text

>fighting for the wrong side

Thanks Poland

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germans aren't people

>elective monarchy
>/agrarianism/

>they look like potato farmers cosplaying Persians/Ottomans
perfect description of sarmatism Tbh

Reminder the democracies are just as, if not more, dangerous to liberty than a monarch. The tyranny of the majority is always more profound than that of a single autocrat.

reminder that radical centrism will save the republic

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>oh yeah and I think there were some Hungarians too, but I know less about that
Correct, Pułaski's best bro was Hungarian
Funny how the traditional PL-HUN friendship carried over to the US

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God bless

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You are understandably upset. But you do not understand that always in history others have sought to emulate what they admire. Just as the Courts emulate the parthenon, these southerners use Samaritans as guideposts for becoming even better people. Instead of spouting hatred at being copied, why not show others how to be better and help them develop their culture. But you cannot. Because you wallow in your past, even though your ancestors were peasants. This is why you anger so easily seeing others try to improve. Grow up-if you had culture you would share your values and teach others your ways-had they been better.
Be glad Krakow is not yet overrun with Africans.

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No I pray for that every day. I am sick of our boys dying for our politicians control. We need to protect this country at home.

doxxed

I once posted my picture and got complimented and another time got insulted
this is confusing
never post your face btw

i've only posted my eyes

I posted the tip of my shoe once.
A Finn bullied me quite badly.

I do.

Good man.

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>not going to church

What am I a heathen?

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>system of independent, largely rural nobility with strict civil liberties
>not /agrarianism/

>Grow up-if you had culture you would share your values and teach others your ways-had they been better.
You had all the time in the world
Americans have been living near other cultures for decades, if not centuries
And yet you failed, completely and utterly to carve out your own, unique identity

Why would anyone help "you" improve is beyond me
America is a melting pot, hence it is beyond saving
You can't turn a melting pot into something unique and distinct

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fuck amerikkka

dumb larper
go jack yourself off somewhere else

I purposely not did it to post this so now gibe the (vous)s

plus blanc que toi, muhammed

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your english is adorable, are you Var?

you're not even interested in learning about our culture, because then you wouldn't be able to pat yourself on the back about having something you for some reason have convinced yourself we don't. It's childish.

who the fuck do you think I am

Stop trying to corrupt Var again.

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basé

>Just as the Courts emulate the parthenon, these southerners use Samaritans as guideposts for becoming even better people
it's not about emulating anything, it's just pointing out an amusing historical parallel. Stop making a mountain out of a molehill.

ah yes

Merci beaucoup

>this thread so far

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i haven't even done anything

You called his English adorable and that always leads down weird and creepy paths.

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im uncorruptable these fags can keep trying uwu

because it weirds him out

Yes. Stop it.

why does the subject of Poland inspire so much fucking autism, jesus christ

Sarmatian OP never ever again

...

this is the guy who kept making the threads about Americans hating poles about a year ago until janny started banning him for being a cockhead

Looks fun but I know crap all about Irish politics.

can I get some FUCKING yous please jeez

that's the problem

We DON'T want you to talk about us
Or mention us, for that matter

From /v/ to Jow Forums we derail and destroy every thread that mentions Poland

okay never mind, the next five editions I make are all going to be Poland editions just because I hate this guy

yes hello

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wew almost got into an internet argument in another thread LMAO