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lol

>00:45
>Monday, 21 May 2018 (GMT+12)
>Time in Wellington, New Zealand
No job to go to tomorrow, i take it, you worthless NEET animal

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

*stealthily crawls into the thread on all fours*
*sniffs at table legs and peers into the cracks between floorboards*
runts.... I can smell them...

might go read in the park x

shiiiiieeieeeeeet

miss runtposting

Which park? I'll drive all the way there if I have to just to give you a good hiding

tomorrow is pentecost you filthy godless paki heathen

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might slap a book out of someone's hands at the park

quit job so i could shitpost and watch the ashes and not work over christmas
about to quit another job so i can shitpost and watch the world cup and not have to work over the summer

Wasn't doing this at 15, was doing this at 17 instead

>I don't understand your argument therefore I win
>the cause of single motherhood is not genetic
source? how do you know? niggers might be more genetically predisposed to wanting to fuck women and leave. we don't know.
>if it were, there would be no black two parent families in africa, whereas in reality, it's the norm there
oh boy. so it's news to you that single motherhood is a massive problem in africa?

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-haruka-suzuki-a-former-announcer-who-was-in-tv-yamanashi-xy6uetw/answers/new.html

FACT: humans have not risen above natural selection, people who cannot find a place in society aka incels aka (you) are being removed from the gene pool
you can't get killed by a lion or die from small injury anymore, the only way for nature to remove you from the gene pool is to stop you from reproducing and/or making you depressed so you kill yourself

*distant lone runt howl*

the call of the runt....

runt posting was /brit/ kino

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Woodhouse Leeds mate see you in a sec bring cornettos

telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10697529/Prisoners-could-serve-1000-year-sentence-in-eight-hours.html
ah yes i love technology

>having the confidence and skills to know you can just pick up another job whenever you feel like it

literally how
as someone unemployed 6 months at a time this is magic to me

didn’t go down too well but it’s easily recovered

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finna brush mi teet

Will be there in 15 minutes

would any of you be my mate? I've not had a friend for a decade and the isolation has started to get to me

Don't need to wake up until 9:30 :)
My lifestyle DOES make you jealous

my life is so shit and boring that the best day of my life was my first acid trip with my mates lol

fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of runt scum

i dont see how i am brum lol is it because he annoying and runs people over?

really want to try acid by my mental health isn't strong enough

Best day of my life was when I first had sex at 16 and she was a virgin too

*opens hatch*
*peers into the runt pit*
*flicks Zippo Cigarette Lighter*
*a thousand eyes staring back at me*
little runts... you are my brothers. you are God's creations. you deserve to be loved.
*drops a hundred ham and cheese sarnies into the pit to a rapturous reception of grateful squeals*
now i must cleanse you
*turns the hose on the nearest runts. they are showered in lukewarm, sweet-smelling water, and hail me as their new god*
*my work done, i drop a rope ladder into the pit, fastened securely to a post beside the hatch, and leave the complex to be overrun as the runts pour out of confinement*

pretty sure a lot of people consider LSD trips to be one of the most memorable moments in their lives

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YES

>"self-employed"
>picks mangos from the family farm and sells them by the roadside

Must be neat being able to work your own hours

beautiful day outside lads

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only if I can sleep on your sofa for the rest of my life

you monster

seirogan
lotte fusen no mi
morinaga chocoball

just gonna leave this here
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doing the deliveries from 4-11 today

im cancer smart but your autism cant handle that my flag is different fro yours

watching the full length all the stations documentary lads
youtube.com/watch?v=uXNym2JgUgY

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I'm not self employed lmao
Enjoy the call centre

*opens door*
*sound of a hundred screaming runts and a large bubbling cauldron pierces the night air*
*closes door*
*sound ceases immediately*
making runt stew

*fights you all over the last ham and cheese sarnie*

think my first time taking e was more memorable 2bh

i've depression and anxiety and LSD was fine, great even.
Most important part is just keeping cool when it first kicks in. I've never had a bad trip but I reckon if you freak out at that point you can easily ruin it all.

do you really pick mangoes from your family farm and sell them

LSD is something else. Hate knowing it's just some chemical, prefer to think of it as a magical experience

don't see why not if you wouldn't mind chipping in for bills

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no poleaboo just hates NZ (because of me) and makes shit up about NZ to channel his anger

NEET filth

deano

has a girl ever played with your bumhole?

heroin > LSD

lol

watch out lads, I've spotted one... a wild runt

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You were literally a neet for an extended period of time, I've never been a neet

how do I shag this lass who likes me without going out with her

fucked it deano my son

>makes shit up about NZ
prove it

i dont get it what's the context here

good post

put your benis in the fadgina :{DDDDDD

>LSD
the cry of the runt, a snivelling weak cry it is

be in social situation together > both get a bit tipsy > chat her up > go home and shag

yeah sounds good when can I move in and where?

that man is SEVERELY autistic
i once saw a video of his where someone else was sat at the front of the train and he got upset because he couldn't "pretend he's driving it"

*collects your ugly children and puts them to work in the bean factory*
hahaha! ah yes and they say farming is dead
*smile gleefully with a cigar protruding from my teeth*
*watch as a sign is raised above the workshop "RUNTS MUST NOT SPEAK"*

*scurries into thread on all fours*

t. mong who can't get it

hooting

no he's not
leave him alone

Never had to get a lass drunk to get her to sleep with me. You must be all really ugly

hehe monkeys are funny

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How dare you speak back to master *clips you on the ears with a swift crack of the riding crop*

he's got a peng gf though so shut up mate

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given up on getting a gf I think

dancing with the boys is now my only priority

Jerome! What the devil is that commotion out side
*peers through curtains to see a swarm of dark figures running in the night*
*hear jerome scream from the kitchen*
*hides the children in the chimney and takes the bullwhip and cavalry lance from their displays*
*hurriedly carve my final words into the wall of the study*
“Exterminate....ALL the brutes”

LADS

you know any decent places to eat in bristol

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looks elderly

*runs away from bullying friends*

yer mam's gash

Went outside (without benzos) and had 0 anxiety

very nice

what kind of place