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>this is "the resistance"

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unironically hilarious

Britain is now a heritage theme park

more of a 2/10 these days desu

NEED to sort my life out

Probably a 3 maybe a 4 or 5 at night

*mogs you with my mighty 4/10 chadsthetics*

Lads, did you know that there were actually black people at the Royal wedding yesterday? And that a black lad paying the cello, is "black culture"?

This royal wedding turned me in to a republican

I reckon I'm a 7

THERE AIN'T NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK

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Watching a bit of the ol chinese footy lads

feeling like a 2.5 atm, can bump it up to a 6.7 if I make an effort though

Fucking hell, lads. I'm on the verge of blocking my mom.

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perhaps www.reddit.com is more your speed

Feels very satisfying playing as the CSA

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sue

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that's my catchphrase you fucking turnip
was thinking i don't recall that reply

racist old bint

dont get many hot dinners tbf

you need to be put in an intensive labour camp for 3 generations

anyone here ibiza regulars? thinking of going next month any recs?

yes I know
but I was the one who made that post last night that had that clever reply
you are the inventor but I have opened the door for innovation

creasing
based

Ma has spent £400 on chinese smartphones that come bundled with malware. She's gone through 4 now. I told her the first time to just buy a budget samsung or some actual brand that people have heard of but she ignored me 3 times now.
Shan't be bothering again, lost all respect for the dim bint.

good lad

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I've noticed the BBC is chock-a-block with articles about the blackness of the wedding.

nigger detected

what do they call hot dinners in Australia

what game is tat

Grow up mate :).

been rated 3/10 by numerous "friends"

literally eating a carrot lmao

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steaming suppers

pics x

just looked at my quilt and realised the inside of it is covered in little patches of blood because I have a 6 year old wound on my toe that still hasn't healed

the state of the times
people pay 26 quid a month to read this shit (not me im a uni student)

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>literally had to use a fake image

Powerful.

fucking love soundcloud rappers

Australians will NEVER know the joy of a hot plate of food on a cold cold day

It was a disgrace

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gonna quit my job in july lads

Would hate for my parents to be stupid. Imagine growing up thinking they're the smartest people you know and respect and then it turns out they're daytime tv consuming brainlets.
Should be considered child abuse.

why's mats hummels on my google haha

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good measure this, beats posing in the mirror and thinking "im a 7.5 :)"

>woke
What does this mean?

For me, the cherry on the cake is that Harry and Meghan are so incredibly woke. They are the first woke royals. (If you are of a certain vintage and don’t know what woke means, it’s basically “awakened”, in the “aware” sense.) Their sensibilities are fully 21st century. It’s as though there has been a huge and sudden evolutionary leap, and Harry and Meghan are full bipeds while the rest of the family are still crouching along, bent in half.

i was really quite disgusted by the number of brown people who were at the royal wedding yesterday lads

classic neurotypical cope that

>posing in the mirror and thinking "im a 7.5 :)"
literally me?

based /csg/ browsing mummy

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>The transgender thought police: Children as young as FOUR are being told by head teacher at 'trans-friendly' primary school to tell on pupils who 'misgender' their classmates

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It may not sound like much if you’re white, but let me tell you as one who knows: having someone with roughly your colouring — the kind of colouring that only regularly started appearing in children’s picture books a decade or so ago — marrying Prince Henry of Wales is everything. Every girl who doesn’t see herself ordinarily represented anywhere … well: yesterday she saw herself, and how.

lovely

*posts a Twitter screenshot*

Now what do you think of THAT?!

just cracked open a can of strongbow:)
oioi lads let's get this fucking party started

a positive term for an sjw in nigger lingo

i'm at least a 7.7 out of 10

ah yes the politically neutral bbc

In the mirror I think I'm a literal 10

The Gay Agenda is real mates

if love trumps hate then why did the native americans get eternally cucked to a slow, agonising extinction? checkmate optimists

*teleports behind you*
*tips my fedora*
*teleports away*

the alt right, mgtow and incel movement destoyed with one.single.powerful. tweet.

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>otherwise impressive frame
>wristlet
might as well end it now lads

i'm so fucking peng in the mirror
start passionately tonguing the mirror sometimes

what is the normie student obsession with dark fruits
it's not strong or cheap I just don't fucking GET IT

Every time I look at housing prices I have vivid dreams of fleeing to bangkok where a person can actually afford to live in a decent apartment without spending 3/4 of his salary on rent/mortgage

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>I-IT WAS RAINING
>AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T PAID BY SOROS TO SHOW UP
>THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN BEFORE THE CEREMONY ACTUALLY STARTED
>P-PERSPECTIVE!!!

the drumpftard cope

does gyno cream actually work?

>tick
>tock
>tick
>tock

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My mum is the proper prideful sort but for all the wrong reasons.
Probably thinks that because I'm her child that she's smarter.

Just the 47 pages of wedding coverage in the Mail on Sunday lads

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wtf has happened to the BBC, they do know its a British broadcaster and not an american one

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it tastes nice and it's cheaper than kopperberg

however i am drinking regular strongbow

all of those are true except soros

7.5/10 in the mirror
8/10 in reflections
9/10 in fitting room mirrors
2/10 in real life

it tastes like vimto and has alcohol in it

not much to get really, quite nice

Need to get into Flaubert, Balzac, Stendhal, Hugo and Zola

>9/10 in mirror
>1/10 in a slightly off-angle photograph of my face

8/10 in the mirror
7/10 in reflections
4/10 in fitting room mirrors
5/10 in real life
3/10 in photos

I look good in videos but otherwise horrendous in a candid.

What does it mean?

i fucking quit

shut UP shut the fuck UPPPPP

that half nigger didn't do shit for the gps btw. literally did a few grunt calculations but she's half nigger so she basically did everything actually

The 3.14 smiled at me today

the big wigs want us to eventually join the US now that the EU's a dead end

Oscar just scored lids

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literally supports everything the mgtow lads have been saying from the start