>in Europe its illegal for a man to piss while standing
What the fuck?
In Europe its illegal for a man to piss while standing
Luis Jones
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Levi Davis
Being a male is sexist please stop.
Tyler White
That’s actually the patrician way of pissing.
Coupled with a low water level, so the more endowed among us don’t get our dicks wet, it’s perfect.
You don’t make as much noise, no splash back, etc.
Blake Moore
you get executed on the spot if you don't sit down
Christian Mitchell
Every toilet has a camera to make sure you don't break the law.
Your private one at home too.
Joseph Taylor
Such is life under socialism
Michael Baker
Fun fact: pissing while sitting reduces the chances of developing prostate issues
Elijah Morris
Freaking how???
Josiah Thomas
I very much doubt there has been an scientific experiment to prove this.
Sounds like a popculture science quip, the kind papers shit out.
Zachary Foster
Brandon Baker
Wyatt Gutierrez
fiy: you can't defecate in toilets in greece since the pipes will block, so most people defecate outside in the trees
Aaron Sanders
>In 2014 researchers at the Leiden University Medical Centre in the Netherlands found that sitting down to pee helped men suffering from Lower Urinary Tract disease symptoms to pee with greater force. Sitting creates “a more favourable urodynamic profile”, which helps ward off prostate problems.
There was another article that explained that pissing while squatting was even better, like children tend to do.
Nicholas Young
That's why it's good to have options
but if the seat is clean I'll pee while sitting
Isaiah Harris
I mean, it is the superior choice. It's more comfortable as well, AND you make shit easier for the jannies.
I wouldn't say that pissing while standing up is illegal, but it is extremely unethical.
Nolan Gonzalez
>A newstudyinPLOS ONEfinds that while sitting down offers men without such prostate issues no measurable benefit
>no benefit
Zachary Miller
I always sit to pee in the morning when I'm half conscious.
It's better to take a piss while sitting than to take a shit while standing.
Gabriel Adams
>Sitting creates “a more favourable urodynamic profile”, which helps ward off prostate problems.
Henry Moore
Can girls properly squat piss? Seems like they have to go to a lot of trouble to avoid splashing
Eli Gray
It's because men, instead of pissing inside the hole, piss everywhere but the hole on the toilet. Piss on the floor and around the toilet making it a nasty place.
Benjamin Watson
just piss in the sink like a fucking normal human being you animals
Hudson Powell
>urodynamic
That sounds fucking gay
Lucas Morris
Yeah, tiny dicked swedish men do.
Shorter barrel = more spread
Isaac Jackson
Did you get offended by the nat-soc flag?
Bentley Powell
i only piss while standing, god gave me this gift for being a man.
Easton Powell
Stay on topic, Sven.
I know you've gotta try hard to avoid it with your wh*toid antics.
Lucas Young
Huh? Why ist you angry? What did I miss?
Nolan Roberts
>What did I miss?
The toilet, shrimpdick
Mason Cruz
nice
Ryder Reyes
Brayden Young
I legit have no idea why you mad or what I did wrong
Andrew Gray
Are you actually retarded
Jackson Adams
>be burger
>get shot
A-at least I left a legacy of piss stains at Wal-Marts kiddie toilets.