/brit/

Meghan Markle is going to be responsible for a statistically significant increase in the amount of divorces, I can tell.

you can discuss politics in this game? what do you fall on, centre left or right or something?

Poo, willy and wank

if you reach the age of 25 without having a gf then i have bad news for you my friend:

things arent looking good ;)

Oi.

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whoever has my voodoo doll put a dick in it x

How is it any different from any other religious claim?

love that women are sticking these red flags all over their social media
makes choosing a woman much simpler

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Fifa Street dream team: Ronaldino, Ronaldo, Henry, Jens Lehman in Goal

Merry Toil Eve, everyone!

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extremely powerful virginity in this thread

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I'm sick

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radical centre of the podium lad, taking all the racing honours before me

Do you reckon he's ever had a gf

Protestants unironicly believe that the bread and wine of communion is just a little snack and doesn't literally become the blood and flesh of Christ

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i too am in the same boat ;)

oh dear ;)

Protestants are the sensible ones, the ones that have a spiritual understanding of their relationship with god. Far less ridiculous than eating jesus flesh and speaking Latin for no reason

Okay, let's assume a budget of £4k/month in london for a couple with 1 kid shall we.

>30% of income on rent
>rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-72484049.html

Tiny 2 bed in literally nowhere, london(not even including council tax/bills)

Then running 2 cars, easily 2-300/month, food and childcare on top of that, and all of other life's various expenses and you're lucky if you even have enough to save and/or have a social life(not both)

face it mate, the UK is overpriced in comparison to wages, £50k is a phenomenal salary and even then you're living a peasant lifestyle

Wake up mate.

You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code.

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I save £300 a month earning £8.20 an hour haha

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>Catholics unironically believe if you dip bread into wine it becomes jesus and you should eat his flesh. voodoo nonsense

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all christian stuff is shite

no logical arguments can be made against exterminating nigs

skittles top kek

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;)

women are obsessed with the virginity status of men because if a man doesn't care about sex then women are inferior in every metric. sex is the only thing that gives women value, and they all know it deep down.

soo true

roasties are ontologically unable to experience the 'ssion

30 minutes until my ebay listing ends, one of those 9 watchers better buy it. Need to get rid of this shit.

So-called "Chad" is far too insecure to post his photo in /brit/

Scared of catching stds if I ever have sex

That's not an answer to the question of why one religious supernatural claim is more valid than any other. You can't just answer the question you want to answer you laughable retard

so that plate is literally a dinner plate and not a baseball metaphor? that's very gross

r9k

Scared of ever having sex

virgin here virgin there... virgins.. everywhere

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Way, way, WAY too many posts that need a good hatting. You know who you are. This one's for you.

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Your answer is vague, and based on a false premise that it's supernatural. I'm not obligated to respond to your 2009 tier r/atheism le tricks. the absolute state of you lmao

who's to say that her first husband was a bad guy at all? From what i've heard he was under the impression that they were happily married up until meghan asked for a divorce out of nowhere

harry is only "better" than him because he's of a much higher social status, plain and simple. all females know this.

hypergamy is a hell of a drug

It's called mixing your metaphors. They don't advise it in formal writing, but it can work for comedic effect like this one clearly intended.

any post-post-ironic man in

I have a spiritual connection with the Lord Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. Simple as

truth bomb, then they have zero moral qualms killing the baby

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conservatism is the new counterculture

Ebay item just sold, someone snagged it on buy it now! Shall be enjoying the £15 it brought me

any DSP man in

>protestants are the sensible ones
absolutely screaming
the group that invented liberalism are the “sensible ones”

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this poster is a member of the Elect

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>Okay, let's assume a budget of £4k/month in london for a couple with 1 kid shall we.

So now we've got 2 people earning 2k per month? Where did that come from? Why are you focussing on London specifically now? Not even goign to try to justify saying you LITERALLY have to be in London to earn 50k when the headteacher of any school probably earns 100k? Fuck off you troglodyte

is that when it's too serious to joke about anymore but you can't stay invested because of how absurd it all is?

democrats are the real racists

yeah :)

it's about ethics in video games journalism

why are you screaming?

and that's a good thing

bet the so-called "Chad" has only had sex with fuggo girls, kek

a Jow Forums pass or a good quality steak

Lots of Rorke/ Jow Forums posts too. Take this, you neanderthals!

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it's about ethics in royal weddings

Explain the difference between a religious and supernatural claim please. It's so funny watching your mind try to be intelligent but being too crippled by mental issues and low mental abilities

Classical liberalism yes. I'm sorry but how did you runts manage to fuck up this hard? Jesus comes to earth and dies for our sins, and SOMEHOW you've conflated this with gay paintings of Mary, mixed with italian sculptures of naked toddlers, Latin speaking old men in robes and voodoo shit. Explain yourselves

it's about ethnics in porno

The so-called Chad has had that much pussy he doesn't care anymore

this thread reeks of gammon

>he thinks you can get a good quality steak for £13

a steak dinner where i work costs $65

that's me i just farted sorry

Oh god, goobergate.
By far the cringiest thing to ever happen to the internet.

There's rarely 2 people in a couple both earning £3k mate, you can't assume that as the standard.

And £28k is the average salary outside london, if you earn £50k up north you're a major outlier

>headteacher of a school earns £100k

oh my days and I'M the deluded one?

it's about ethics in sexist racist ageist meat references

>NONONONONO
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>IM THE V-VANGUARD!

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think that the so-called "Chad" is begging for my attention
*deprives him*

9 watchers = 2/3 bids max

>Explain the difference between a religious and supernatural claim please

No, I won't. Because as I've said, I'm not getting involved in your gay amazing atheist sophistry

I, GAMMON, WILL SAVE US!

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since when did we become r/incels?

pass
also I wouldn't say £15 is good quality steak money
it's getting there though

I’m going to marry princess Beatrice.

the left can't meme, I'm sorry it's true.... Gammon? That's all you got??? Sad!

This, look at Arnie..to him fucking was like pissing and most women in his vicinity were toilets

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since 'er

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guy parked outside my work with one of these yesterday
then he came in and sat at the bar for two hours
the car isn't significant even though it's a $300k car. what is significant was how fucking ugly he was haha

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