/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=-TyWSmzg1nA
watching this

yeehaaw lads

her tits are the only thing not shit in this picture

>sandwich has tomato and too much mayonnaise
No! This can't be happening!

sisters got a great body ngl

*holds thumb and forefinger a centimetre apart*
i am THIS close to fucking off and taking my gimmicks with me

just killed a box of donuts

your women are going to get raped and your boys BTFO in the World Cup, simple as

stay out of my DMs i do NOT wanna be your friend lmfao

I don't like fat people

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sisters got a great body nose, gonads and legs

kind of serves them right for going to a savage third world country

Can't fucking sleep

a girl friendzoned me so now she HAS to be my friend
take that you friendless losers

I don't know, I just think it would be amazing to like, you know to get you one of those big black boys with anacondas right out of the jungle you know and one of those women with the big butts and you can just let em have sex with each other, and, you could just slip your hand right under there and just, you know feel it going in and out you know, and just, you could absorb the sexual energy, you could feel the friction and the heat and the juices, and it would be like you're a part of it, so, I mean, I think it would be amazing

*knocks you out with one punch*

wish it was me

youtube.com/watch?v=CJwu8evy9NU

virgins will become mutants after the apocalypse

Didn't work

always go out to cafes with the hope some girl will want to speak with me, never comes to fruition

wikihow.com/Perform-Self-Hypnosis

yeah? well fuck off then will you

nice punch ahmed
want to come work for me at the white house?

I dont even allow myself to get to the point of being friend zoned, because it's really not that difficult to tell when a girl is not interested in you.

If you're trolling putting this much effort in and replying over and over is on another level of pathetic and desparate for attention. If you're serious you have the mental faculties of a 6 year old down's syndrome child.

Literally Elliot Rodger tier

Ancient Greeks had dreadlocks

do americans really speak to strangers in cafes?

had this dreadful night of not being able to sleep, stomach felt terrible for some reason and arm had this weird nerve pain going on

just had vivid nightmares the whole night

What's it like to kiss a girl on the mouth lads?

I imagine it's like kiss your pillow but more warm, soft and slightly wet.

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seek suicide before you shoot up a school. ugly kid

hmmm, yes, V interesting post. tee hee, v funny and ironic lads!

How I do something:
>get up and do it

How my gf does something:
>gets her bullet journal out and writes down her feelings
>adds it into her to do list
>writes some more feelings down
>highlights the most important parts
>searches youtube and spends several hours watching vloggers talk about it
>does some childish "calligraphy" around it
>sits in the corner and cries about it
>eventually gets up to attempt it but fails halfway
>gets me to come finish it

don't really care

wikihow.com/Suck-a-Nigger

odds I have a nice warm bubble bath
evens I have a cold shower while wanking

just filtered the US flag

i have no idea

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milk and salty coins

yeah there's beauty in stock ones too
could add some tasteful mods like you've been saying you want to though

dave, you still haven't provided any argument besides rhetorical sarcasm posts.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58f69815df7fb

am i your gf?

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good post
good post
Bad post
good post
good post

Effy was such a roasty

Just ate an entire pack with tea, very delicious.

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not often, once had a barista that was obviously interested in me but I kind of blew it by acting a spaz
spoke to some older woman a few months back because she was reading Min Kamp by Karl Ove Knausgaard and I like his writing

that's about it

>Sexy Femboy Plays With Her Boyfriend on Cam
hmm yes hall be giving this a click

hate quora t.b.h.

Fat bastard

But I'm also jealous.

>sugar
miss me with that shit

link pls

SHANT be reading jf posts

just got a whiff of poo when I opened my legs

grim

Just bought 4 t-shirts for 4 pounds each opinion?

Wew

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5973058d3960e

type it into pornhub

they don't use pounds in Poland
Fuck off ryan

pretty cheap but hard to say without seeing the t-shirts x

thats like a whole day's salary scrubbing my toilet, are you just bad with money?

reading /deutsch/ but it's so dreadful

wish I had learned french this language is so useless

thanks

Lol excuse me while I go and shag slags and snort coke at swim suit competitions and bully slags and do whatever I want with all my lovely money. Since you ignore the arguments it might just be better to remind you how much better my life is than yours and I love your little internet games as if I care about your pathetic pond life existence. Care to see a picture of my absolutely massive dick? Hhahahahahahahahahaha

massive fan of this song
it just appeared on my summer playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=EtYS3EYjVyk

/fr/ is even worse

for me its youtube.com/watch?v=3sVRTF8-gtk

not fucking summer is it

french are alright irl though, germans are literally all annoying freaks
plus french literature is much better

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/lat/ is good

plain colours, one lavender, one natural, one plain melange, one mustard.
the quality is absolutely mint, I bought the same chink brand from the same seller year ago and it's amazing what the chinks are able to do for the money.

18.45 PLN you poof.

but you shit in a bowl rajesh.

i'm just excited for it, is that such a crime

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

Opinions on stupid parents.

>plus french literature is much better
fuck off bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=mN-H5aFS35Y

yeah
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I have nationality folder on my PC. It contains the nudes of all the foreign girls I've received nudes from, or extorted for, through social media platforms blackmailing and the such. My favourites are Israel, Canada and Norway. I'm not sure if it's the genetics but they all have really nice, dainty, soft feet.

Learning Spanish with /lat/, I can already speak a bit "una vela".

... autists messing me about ... I AM ABOVE BEING HERE if anyone lives in a crack den PLEASE get me entry my bully status is being ignored i want to be away from these pathetic pond life posters ...

Proper hard man after a couple of Stellas

it's been fun but i think /brit/ has gone the way of the rest of Jow Forums now
time to set off in search of new lands, where people make generous and original posts of the kind to which i am accustomed
i'll probably stop by every now and then, see how you're all doing and that
but if i find somewhere that makes me feel the way this place once did, don't expect an invitation
can't be doing with this boring, predictable tripe following me around
tally ho

Beckham is overrated.

don't be mean
you'd understand if you lived in the cold grey wilderness of the north of england

not a word

what's the best polish beer one could buy?

literal sociopath

tweaked some things here and there with the dodge charger r/t