I've literally never enjoyed anal sex. I've slept with 4 men and it was never good...

I've literally never enjoyed anal sex. I've slept with 4 men and it was never good. Always made me want to go to the bathroom. At worst it hurt a bit and at best it just was a weird sensation.

I thought I just needed to get used to it but idk what I'm doing wrong. Any anal advice would be welcome.

Also how do you guys go about having regular anal? All my partners so far have been long distance so we only had sex like once a week, but in relationships how do yous go about regular anal, especially considering regular douching?

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Didn't read you fucking subhuman
In fact, I didn't even look at the thing written
Just saw the fucking an*Me pic and knew this post was gonna be shitty and cringe too
So FUCK YOU and FUCK an*ME + saged

...

Think spain might be going into my OP filter list.

Sodomite reprobate

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Shh shh, go to sleep.

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I didn't even know anal sex was a real thing until I started browsing Jow Forums. I thought something like that would result in instant death.

I hope you get permabanned you fucking subhuman

absolute state of this subreddit

Then don't have it? Most gays are willing to take it up the bottom, it's not like there's a shortage. Just go exclusively top.

Why did tthe faggots invade this board the last year?

I'll take this over 9/10 threads on the front page being a fucking retarded general.

I can't even imagine coming to an international board just to sit with your countrymen in a thread to discuss fucking nothing and jerk each other off.

>I'll take this over 9/10 threads on the front page being a fucking retarded general.

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too bad for you jewboi

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Maybe anal isn't your thing.
Are you a grill?

>Jew crying for globalisation

Well imagine my shock.

Try inserting gerbil first. The gerbil has to be declawed and have its teeth filled off, don’t make the mistake that took lives in the past.

Have some fun here lads, its absolute

I have the same problem but active anal sex is amazing. I love nutting in men asses so much. Any advice on how to be a better bottom is welcome.

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>Al-Andalus was murdered for this
I hope you Europeans are proud of yourselves

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Isn't is supposed to be about prostate stimulation?
Maybe your partners didn't hit the right spot?
Have you tried to achieve orgasm with some sex toy?

>oy vey goy you should interact with people from other countries, globalisation is the future
You're a sentient meme

>I come to an international board and speak fluent English so I can sit in filo italiano and post fFaunnaAY EPIC MEMES of LE PEPE FROG XDDD DAE QT GF FROM SOUTHTERN ITALIA PLSSS

International gay sex lmao

Generals are pretty cool imo. I don't need a thread to interact with my own countrymen, but I do like a thread where I can interact with people from a specific country or region, if I want to learn something about it or want travel advice or whatever. I think in that way generals contribute a lot to Jow Forums.

are you gay?

I mean literally just make a thread for those questions. Let's not pretend that if I go to the fucking french thread or the irish one right now it's not 95% people from that country jerking each other off.

I'd rather discuss fucking your tight hairy arab boipussy than to sit with other Israelis and translate english memes to hebrew SO FUNNAAAAY

He's right, /isr/ threads are mistakes.

T-too lewd, C-cousin O/////////O

Your only use is as a human fetish toy.
All and any pleasure you derive should be from serving your function.

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this is not foreign culture or language discussion

I think anal is disgusting. I would never date or marry a girl that had anal before.

>all these re ddit newfags itt

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Y-yes!

>Al-Andalus
at first I thought this was supposed to be an anal joke

>girl

Please stop making these threads, you and the incel spaniard are destroying our already poor reputation.

maybe youre more of a top.
also pia sex isnt everything sweetie.
try frotting, oral and rimming instead!

congrats, as it turns out you were a prison gay all along

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Why is it that i find gay men fucking each other in the ass so disgusting and wrong but find sticking my tongue up a woman's arse or having her piss on me incredibly arousing which from an objective standpoint is equally as disgusting if not more so?

>sticking my tongue up a woman's arse or having her piss on me
patrician taste my man

Do you not practice at all with toys? If not, you should. Go several days without cumming, watch porn or something and get in the mood, relax and play with a toy, trying to find the right spots and focusing on the sensations. It takes time to learn how to enjoy it, but once you do it's magnitudes better than penile stimulation.

As for your other question, the most important part is having a good diet. You need to eat a lot of fiber. It'll help you both get a regular interval between each time you poop, making it easy to plan around, and also make your poop have the right consistency so that a light enema will leave you very clean.

t. virgin, but with many years of frequent anal masturbation

BASED subhuman