/brit/

which one should I nic-*cough* buy?

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US wont Fire first , EVER !
Russia wont fire first /SAME growing up in Cold war
MUDSLIMEs WOULD .. cos they think the west will die first , an that Peter snow at the bbc

Forgot to save the pasta where the guy enters the thread and then pees himself and runs away hitting a bar stool

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brexit

Why do Australians sit so far away from each other? Group of Australians at the park sat in a circle, forced to shout their conversation as no one Australian sat closer than say a three-second airtime overarm throw of a can of beer away from the next Australian

the northerners all did a 'cide or finally gave in and moved to london

how long do you think charles has wished for his mom to just keel over

that doesn't make sense

yeah come to catford mate you'll be eating pavement within seconds

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/snacks 'n' hoes/

VERY old picture I can tell by the packaging

the goddamn niggers are the scum of the earth

cute

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COME AND SEE ME
catty man

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yikes

Why do brits huddle up in tight circles like penguins?

oh fucking shocking
useless roastie has stupid hair

go out with her for a laugh haha

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Hmmmm. Looks grim, the "bisexual" stuff is obviously concerning, on the other hand she's 6 foot (tall = good genes) and a uni student albeit at a shit uni.

Probably would message if I'm being honest

For warmth

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this is round the corner from the british museum innit?
very peng

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*waits till no one's looking*
*surreptitiously reverses brexit*

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I'm honestly fucking done, don't see how it's even possible to get an acceptable GF, let alone a shag as a sub 6/10 male

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to better smell each other's farts

Diana is a hero because she hugged one AIDS man and spent one day in Angola

I went to an alkie group therapy , met my ex support worker there Nicole from last year , shes in huge bad way , jaunicised dying of liver failure , I could see she had a lot of tension with me , I never ever asked her to be inappropiatte at sessions , but she did an I had to get her sacked afterwards , Bang out of orders, her abusing Vulnerable me in her office , anyway shes dying pisshead , lost Job hubby , kids an homeless .. an she wildly eyeballing me ??? Crazzzzeee Bitch .. , thing is told Mike counsellor to eject her at break , as I got my eye on a lil lovely lassie there , 24yo an needs a father strong figure, an I cannot ruining comin ..recovery .. OK , he binned her .. told him .. cannot have Crazzy fucks at me lol

do not

LITFORD

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ey saw u doo that

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the multiple red flags gf

delete this one boss

making me feel physically ill

>le white privilege

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Eat woman.
Fuck chicken.
Simple as.

willy just got hard

go on son get in there haha

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I'm at the westgate shopping center
anyone need owt

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>2.49 MB
fuck off

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>may the earth be light upon you so that dogs can more easily dig you up
love ancient insults

1kg bag of mccains oven chips ta

Give me an opener
Can't come up with a goodun

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the moment you even look at her she'll scream rape

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what's your bmi

bloody massive innit

fuck off leaf

Obscure and antique gimmique

33

current mood: dangerously depressed while looking at pictures of my ex gf and mulling over my alcoholic options for this evening

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Brixton lad, Clapham lad, pengdon poster, catford lad, I’m sure there’s someone from bexleyheath and a poster from Swanley too

The /brit/ south London area poster unit is strong

Fucking hell bet she weighs 17 stone easy

love what youve done with the chin x

wut

looks fatter with every picture you post
match her and call her worthless roastie
do it for the lads
rope her in give her compliments then drop her

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ahhhh it's mad, i want a girl from brum

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>Obscure
not really
>antique
no

"any absolute unit man in?"

how far does a sandwich get me

Literally a 25% chance that these people are white british

pretty sure most of those are just me typing shit for a 'laugh'

Nietzsche or Schopenhauer?

Ah McCain... you've done it again

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i am 33 year old hampstead village virgin dateless loser poster

we put beckenham back on the map, we'll drink to that

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Philosophy eh. What's the meaning of life?

South London is whiter than north London

sweatie

respect my gender identity
(heterosexual male (male))

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mmm danone

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Dont stress on the many ,
Get self sorted
lift /walk/swim
then get self identity
Build a nice mental wall on neg fem shyte ..
Be an alpha guy
dont play text games an dont expect them

then when done ..
take them in a greenbelt woods ..
take a picnic
torture /slice an kill
bury ..
Never tell anyone ..
this is a good choon
youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

on catford toponymy
>The name derives from the place where cattle crossed the River Ravensbourne in Saxon times. It is also said that the name originates from all-black cats, associated with witchcraft, being thrown into the ford to drown during the witch hunts.

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oh there is a bromley poster though

what’s this beckenham meme?

fuck are you on about bruv

anyone heard that choon

Fucking Croydon represent.

>tfw croydon is more modern/clean/lively than any western german city.

G*rms should honestly be embarrassed.

we don't know nuffin dude

t. every dumbass philosophyfag