Hello. Would a femanon here like to verbally degrade me in exchange for steam games and gifts on an ongoing basis?

Hello. Would a femanon here like to verbally degrade me in exchange for steam games and gifts on an ongoing basis?

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go back there ghey boi

>Living as a girl is har-

This

Hello. Would a GOLDEN RETRIEVER here like to verbally degrade me in exchange for WALKIES and TREATS on an ongoing basis?

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Hello, are you a girl?

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Cats are cooler

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I'll do it but I need an upfront payment of $100 USD.

No they're hostile and boring

Number of cases when dogs attacked anyone:9999999
Same but with cats:0
I don't find walking around and throwing toys to be funny, but whatever...

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Because you're boring

>WOW, I threw a toy and it brought it back, it's so much funny, omg!

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>WOW, I threw a toy and it scratched my face, it's so much funny, omg!

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You are not supposed to throw toys at cats as their ego is way too high to play silly games like 'bring me a bone'

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You'd love for someone to bring you a 'bone' you gay loser.

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Wtf, why did they kill themselves?
I am not a loser and I hate gays

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Because they want to escape life. Can't you see that they're happier being dead?

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Real version of that pic since afterlife doesn't exist

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I can ask my girlfriend, she is open to that
How much do you pay?

Haha no girls replied to you.

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;_;

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Haha. Are you crying?

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Yes...

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Don't worry. It's okay Vimmy. Try another board.

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> Try another board.
For example??

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Uhh I don't know. /soc/ has lots of women...

Maybe you should give up.

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Ugh, soc is for normalfags....
> Maybe you should give up.
I guess...

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ughh oh my god i hate normalfags!!!!!!

*shoots normalfags with pee*
TRAAAAAAATATATA TRAAAAAAAAATATATA

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Is peeing on people your fetish or something?

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Ew, no, that's awful

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I need cock so bad

Says you, peeing on people!

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>pic
She looks unhappy... :(

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Why do you care?

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I detest bullies

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That's not like you at all. You're a very big bully.

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> That's not like you at all. You're a very big bully.
Ummmm, not really....

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give source

Hmm, okay. If you say so.

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The Green eyes or something like that
Good!

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Hmm. Okay then...

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