/brit/

be my friend and I'll buy you drinks all night

baz you absolute ledg

woah sick digs mate, you an investment banker? At least £3000/month for this

>Bodytype: Full Figured
>Bodytype: A little extra
>Bodytype: Curvy
>Bodytype: BBW

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you don't drink you paki cunt

it'll bounce back

honestly never really cared about cars but yesterday someone drove past me in this really nice blue Porsche with black rims and I really want to be wealthy now haha (end of blog)

Nowt better than slags

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Only drink the finest natural, unfluoridated tap water lads.

hop in city slicker

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>Ah yes, a derelict bushmeat abattoir in the outer reaches of Zone 36, that will be £2500 PCM if you please

useless as an actual currency
useless as a store of value
no intrinsic value

proper wobbler this x
youtube.com/watch?v=aBn7bjy9c4U

i will if you pay my train tickets to manchester too, it's £100 for a return ticket

cow

few galahads before finishing the bag of cashews I bought earlier then bedtime and a week of toil

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sue

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thx for the nostalgia trip xx

Is this slag more to your taste sir?

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absolutely hate my face

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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whats everyone listening to at the moment?

youtube.com/watch?v=95kkMy4Sj5Y

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nowt wrong with that

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did a think

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I've drunk with a /brit/ lad back in December, he had a Taddys

Suspect..I like

you need to be drawn and quartered

reckon all tap water should be replaced with lucozade

interested to hear your thoughts

love rubbing the side of my nose on my phone screen and looking at the grease stain on it

um, no

obviously don't want a friend then

paki

would turn the entire population into runts rather quickly
a devilish plan indeed

what's your endgame

moni would you drink with a yank

can't believe poeple are still talking to self confessed nonces in 2018 mental

Love a woman with nice long toned legs

Im a neet for the next 17 weeks

waiting for the madman that claims orange is better than original personally

Make it the orange sport lucozade and we’re talking

Thing is with fat girls, if your lucky she could have great weight distribution and she will be hot as fuck. Problem is you don't really know until she takes off her clothes.

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Is this english lady in England? Looks like dirty slavs scum from Russian province.

Mummy made rhubarb crumble yippeee

original is the true original
no one drinks that other muck

God I wish that was me

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to marry a coloured woman

HATE nonces

abolish the monarchy

for me, it's cherry

learn a hobby get fit get eating right learn coding learn a new language align your chakras and lastly clean your room

truth

...which province?

Have taken two virginities thus far

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imagine leaving the house like that... shocking.

Reckon that life should be seen as a privilege as opposed to a right 2bh

No idea, looks pretty british.

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popped 6-7 get on my level
(level 4, hmp dartmoor)

All Lucozade is shite now they've slashed the sugar content, tastes foul.

>learn coding
never understood this meme

Listening to the smiths

>Looks like dirty slavs scum from Russian province.
no she doesn't
be quiet

raping doesnt count mate

opens doors online

when I lose my virginity, should I tell the girl I was a virgin before or after sex

underage detected
you're in year 11 and you just finished for the summer, didn't you?
get 'im, janny

gonna blow your mind here mate - it always tastes foul

Which album

summer 2014 was a peng time for music
youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8

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any cities skylines man in? just found out a lot of the workshop stuff has malware in it :/ fucked up my VERY nice laptop

Meat is murder
My personal favorite.

are you a virgin?
no I fucked up first year uni and restarting in september

when she’s a shaking sweaty mess you whisper into her ear “btw I’m a novice ;)”

'

Good choice.

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2010-2016 was overall a decent period of music and I think we'll be stuck in a dearth similar to the mid- and late-00s for a few years again

nerds wanting other people to waste the time they did to level the playing field

best of

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drill is fucking shit

>are you a virgin?
Yes.

After (or never unless you are looking for a relationship), some bitches really don't like having sex with virgins.

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the way to build good stuff is to put decals everywhere

so powerful

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wish I was good looking haha

no sweaty pie
you can make some money doing web development form home with coding, not a major income stream but something for a neet to do