/brit/

remember when that cunt steve jobs died because he spent all his time playing around with fake treatments?

drinking brandy and tango out of a half pint carling glass i stole a pub

is it already iftar in the UK? im getting hungry

his name is also potentially Aaron but that was never confirmed

he did a vocaroo once and he is in fact Welsh.

anyone else like putty to play with while watching stuff?

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we need to re-form club 310
these new threads are getting a bit early for my tastes

Rekt Kafir

not my cup of tea

favourite band is rise against the machine

Oi.

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Little does she know I saw her message straight away but im already 5 wanks deep today and couldn’t get it up for Megan Fox

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seen her getting dildo'd when she's "on the phone to her mum" or something
enjoyed it

89852726
this "gimmick" is fucking terrible

Gin loving, gig goer and wannabe wrestler.

Big fan of dog walks and cat cuddles.

Currently striving for equality. If you're afraid of feminists and LGBTQ activist then I'm not your girl.

Also not really into gnome beards (Sorry!)

Looking for someone who likes going to gigs, adventures in the countryside and has an equally dark sense of humour

I feel a lot of anger but I have no outlet for it

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>people who use exclaimation marks
top way to spot a nonce

Circumcision? Do you mean Male Genital Mutilation?

@89852769

hey

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just got genitally mutilated at tesco

scandalous little minx she is

have you tried attacking a mysterious boogeyman called rorke in a series of british-themed threads on the international board of a popular online imageboard site?

>poor
>slutty
NEXT!

>5 wanks
lit. how

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sue

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gook cunt

cannot even comprehend how bad her upbringing was to end up in that state

start lifting weights and get a punchbag

men are pigs men should be forbidden men are gross penis

have you tried not consuming oestrogen filled tap water

would love to be a girl

hop on tinder have a new shag everyday and a free fancy dinner with a 9/10

settle down 15 years down the line with some semi rich bloke

Jordan Peterson VS Insane Race Baiter Michael Dyson

fact: most girls can't even blow, got blown by a guy once and it was amazing

I'M GNOT A GNELF
I'M GNOT A GNOBLIN

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just got genetically mutilated at chernobyl

homo freak

need to gauge a bird's ear with a willy

no but i don't want to wank 5 times

jordan peterson is an anti-semite

That's gay. You're gay

>man having sex with a man who has been taking chemicals isn't gay

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not gay bucko

the fuck

well then don't

he's a philo-semite
he's been teaching about the holocaust for decades

most cretinous hairstyle i've seen all year

I'm 5'12"

thought this was really interesting

not worth it

>Meghan's bridal bouquet is placed on the tomb of the unknown warrior at Westminster Abbey

Ah yes, precisely what they died for

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any tranny paki freak man in?

okay i won't

That won’t be fun at all

where is the saffer

amer still hasn't had sex yet ahahah

>wow this girl is moving her head up and down my willy, it fills soooooo good I mean meanwhile I'm thinking that maybe I'm merely enjoying the fact a girl wants to suck me off and her actual skills are actually subpar but I'm totally not gay bros
that closet is too tight for you

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1/4 here

tripped over a stone while out walking earlier. luckily there was no-one around to see it. walked off crying

>white people

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the desired mutt gf

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Anyone remember that guy who pissed in his housemate's ribena? We called him Ribena after that haha

fuck off she's mine

youtu.be/9GGc7KcvqtE
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van
van
get in the back of the van

feel ill

Cousin unironically married a Muslim at 19 years of age

youtube.com/watch?v=4L6JAzVyFSE

>rorke is speechless

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ya awnlee sappowza blow da bladdy daars aaf

any rorke man in?

also your cousin i presume

yeah she sounds like a laugh a minute

>doesnt have a best friend
citycunts are the worst

get back to work you hypochondriac

I was born on a Dublin street where the royal drums did beat,
And those loving English feet they tramped all over us,
And each and every night when me father came home tight
He'd invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra.

Come tell us how you slew them poor Arabs two by two,
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely faced each one with your 16-pounder gun,
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra.

Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers that you bravely let us hear
When our heroes of '16 were executed?

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra.

Well the day is coming fast and the time is here at last,
When each yeoman will be cut aside before us,
And if there be a need, sure me kids would sing, "Godspeed, "
With a verse or two of Stephen Behan's chorus:

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra.

I like poo
I like wee
I like poo poo willy wank pee

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now I think we can all agree on the fact that bounty>mars>lion

What are your tinder pics lads?
>lifting atlas stone in strongman comp
>pic with uni cheer team I was a back for
>rugby team photo
>with the lads at a festival
>post gym selfie with sick trap/delt pump
Works pretty well but I'd like to get matches with more interesting girls as opposed to the basic 6/10s I get swamped with

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1 in 3 /brit/s mate

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*swaggers into the thread*

OI OIIIIII hahaha
alrite dazza you fat cunt hahaha
*shadow boxes your belly*
haha yeah sound lads catch you in a minute
*sits in a corner booth quietly for the rest of the night*

absolutely hilarious this

get outta here

>bounty
kill yourself

could do a nandos

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I do not like these posts

not any of my best mate's best mates :(