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first for the simpsons

Hate it when I think someone is smart and then they tell me they actually believe man traveled to the moon and back

Stuck my sisters hair brush up my arse when I was about 12, not proud about it, not gay simple as.

waito piggu go home

dave going MENTAL in the last thread, denying the moon landing and history books lmao

anyone of african descent in?

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don't get any pleasure from smoking anymore

might start inhaling cigars

everyone is

Lads, I need a new Whatsapp profile picture. Don't want something too try-hard, but want something that's cool. Something that both the ladies and gents can appreciate.

sophie

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Jesus christ help me lads

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abort all the babies

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>no edition
last thread had a high quality op

just put a photo of yourself like a normal human being

is north africa considered african to you?

a cat with sunglasses
any will do, as long as it has the 'glasses

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hello nigger

10 posts in a minute.

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you keep posting these, and it's never funny or interesting.

editions are an outdated formality

dont think this dave
the original dave argument was about macbooks, the rest is tacked on

always release a ton of trapped farts each time i do a poo

>twink gets BBC.jpg

>tee hee i do le drugs btw
no one cares you boring tit

Sister (13) is more normie than me

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hair is too thick for even the thickest of hair gels

U N I T

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It's the feeding frenzy before the toil.

made it because someone else said they were going to make one, had to be quick.

HxC4LYF

dave has just become a phantom strawman to project "arguments i don't like" onto

>30 posts in 4 minutes

how did this man get out of shape like that

>Islington night out
>had a REALLY outstanding kebab, very juicy
>learn a little white girl went missing in the area last night (hamhigh.co.uk/news/crime-court/concerns-for-welfare-of-girl-12-missing-from-archway-since-saturday-1-5525875)

wew lads

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is that the one what had the secret nonce parties

but at the end you repopulate earth with a qt who also shares your hobby

none of those are one person it's just things that someone else (who keeps posting that pasta) has been arguing with other people
rather ironic

hmmm yes v interesting concept dave, however, you are a poster everybody here has identified.

am i supposed to be surprised by this?

Could be worse, could be me and receding at only 20

how do rorkes feel about the fact that leftypol started the 'absolute unit' meme?

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Ok lads, think the mania is wearing off. Also, the captchas are being arsey cause I've been posting so much. One last slag from me.

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have this impression that he has a bunch of young men and boys as lovers

i can take a screenshot to prove that i'm not using a macbook pro if you'd like

diet wholly consisting of carling black label and greggs steak bakes

you took a bite out of her innocent body
she looked down from above and silently weeped as you took your first bite

serious question lads

why does a new thread get made at 300 posts

it was a macbook 2010 for your information. And yes, please do

because we want a new one

pirates...

why do most n*ggers think north african are arab invaders of africa meanwhile north africans are arabized berbers?

raw
no
fuckin filter
crooked needle
hot head

life is just and endless flow

toil, money in, money out
toil, money in, money out
toil, money in, money out

99% of humanity will never know freedom from this loop

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sorry to hear that, guess my jungle hair isn't that bad now eh haha

as a radcen i don't care about the political affiliation of a meme originator
simply care about the meme's quality

it's our habitus

foip
(fuck off inexperienced poster)

Usually gets made at 270.

twitter lefties are such fags tbqh they're not really people

how do faggots exist when pusy exists?

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because they're stupid

found a greggs for cities skylines
my british town nears completion

the janny is on leave and has been for a while

recommend me a double mattress - budget £1000 ish

What's the most DEVILISH thing you have done lads?

Didn't scan my 10p bags (TWO of them) at Morrison’s last week.

See more posts complaining about 'rorke' than this so-called rorke

Bump limit is reached, jannies tried to make it so that we wait till the thread reaches page 5 or something but they gave up

Perhaps there is another way...

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sucked a n*gger

janny? you won't find no jannies here boi
just me, you and the lads

GRIM

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runt too scared to say pussy and faggot, howling

someone asked me for some change and i said i didn't have any but i actually had like 20 dollars worth of change

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buy two singles and weld them together

need a GG Allin prime minister 2bh

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Yes, puppet! Tell me more about this French map from a children's schoolbook! If I pretend to argue how long will you go on? Shall I reply for 5 or 10 minutes? How long will he carry on? I hope he does it for attention then he's really my performing monkey

stabbed a person's art book with scissors repeatedly in year 12
he wasn't even a cunt he was pretty nice

stole about £200 of ketamine off my mate
i paid him back after a year though

why would *you* need a double, haha?

ah yes
britain

looks like county durham

>recommend me a double mattress - budget £1000 ish

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hell

wish they hadn't made all the high street shops different fucking textures, what high street has like london bricks, redbricks and pebbledash in the same fucking terrace

Because I am a unit.

Okay lads, we're starting a campaign. What characters will you be playing?

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man go where?

stole a soccerball that matched mine from another team when I was six because the coach's older son punted mine into the woods

chad white bread
virgin brown bread

all it needs is a 'to let' sign

needs one of these bad boys

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pretty sure that is just the selection they probably don't spawn like that,

a slag with big chebs

can't be bothered to iron the toilshirts

hits too close to home

fast food shops with bookies and grim terraces as far as the eye can see

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