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imagine spending 70% of the day, all day greentexting posts on a mongolian fishing discussion board. With absolute zero value. You spend 16/17 hours a day doing this, honestly, banter aside, this is fucking tragic

Those 2 are underage, you fucking disgusting nonce. The one on the left is 15, the one on the right is 14.

How do you know?

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liam?
oh you mean my puppet, forever attached to my strings, dancing according to my whims?
yeh i know him

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LEFTYMONG ON THE ROPES
HE'S GOING DOWN

>watching r3dditr3ddit

of course you'd know that.

*enters thread*

I am the British

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is the ''never do drug lads'' a meme that teachers and parents tell their students/children?

no that's mark
my skin is quite light

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>peng
hello stupid niggercunt

wanking is my favourite thing ever

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he's seriously mentally disabled
it doesn't excuse his behaviour but it goes a long way to explain it
he basically has the cognitive functioning of a 10 year old

stv.tv/news/entertainment/1415456-tv-doctor-seeking-embarrassing-bodies-in-glasgow/

might see him about my phimo

Thinking about learning a language, just for fun, here's what I've been thinking of
>German
I like the language plus I know some of the basics because my half-brother is German so I have a headstart
>Spanish
Not as cool but more useful, probably easier to learn?
>Russian
Hardest to learn especially with Cyrillic but I like the way it sounds the most

What should I go for?

quote me happy

reminder

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dread to think what i've done to rorke's mental health
he was already unstable but i've literally made the cunt have a breakdown

Have unironically never been in London and not planning to.

t. Yorkshireman

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love her she's the cutest
youtube.com/watch?v=G7vyuo08VA0

Learn Welsh white man

verminous little yid

You literally have 3 anons now laughing at your severe autism.

these are the people who call you london pakis

why do girls love to tease men?

good times

good wanking material thanks

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>Have unironically never been in London and not planning to.

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started talking about vampires to the love interest last night and she said she got very aroused

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This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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how does it make you feel that you missed out on having teenage sex?

gf dyed her light blonde hair partly pink

took 50mg Viagra about 1 hr ago, now rolling a joint, then wanking

he's right though

have a choon just for you rorkey workey x
youtube.com/watch?v=PyHr-4SeILI

>identify as a woman
>adopt a child
>take nine months' maternity leave
>place the child up for adoption

Tell me why this wouldn't work

LOL

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Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

autism

Feels shit until I remember that I didn't, and that I actually had quite a lot of teenage sex haha.

on the plus side you can use him as a pet just argue with him and see how long it goes on then dispense of him at will. it's fun to play with him but in honesty i'd love to just give him an intensive course of psychiatric therapy with a cricket bat because removing the inadequate from the gene pool is more important than helping them

same
might pop down there at some point though
sounds like it needs sorting out
shouldn't take longer than a weekend to knock some sense into the so-called "capital"

niggoid

>adoption agencies allowing a single tranny to adopt

Nah

nonce

Which deano top should I cop??

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>niggoid

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>the photographer

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>decide to try learning Greek
>realise modern Greeks replaced their ancient B sounds with V sounds
>cool as fuck words like "basileus" (king) are now spelled and pronounced "vasileus" (hence the slav name Vasil i.e. Basil)
>modern Greeks literally call barbarians 'varvarians'

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niggoid

Cannot fathom how you can live in England and never have been to London. It's like the TV in the living room. Everything is pointed towards it.

*rides towards you*

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learn to fish

one on right is peng w2c??

the puma one

wish I was a girl so I could wear skimpy dresses outside and get shagged every day

wish france was still a kingdom

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

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you can still do this

television is obsolete, as is london

oh my days i used to work literally around the corner from there hahahaha

yeah but that's gay as fuck

so it could get blacked ?

ive closed the tab like a fucking retard and i was on incognito myself
trying to find it now lmao

ya and

lol when will they learn

Taking my first shower since 12 May lads.

just think it has an interesting history

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Toil on the morrow lads

Toil on the morrow...

What do Scots, Welsh and Irish think of England?

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Waking up for toil in 6 hours

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only read american gods but no not really, idea is decent but writing is very juvenile

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he's okay

i think the fall of it was the most interesting part imo

toil starts in one hour

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Unbelievable that you've never been to your own capital. I'm from the north and I must have been to London at least 25-30 times

I'm a poofter

Cant stop looking at this pic, these 2 girls are way too fucking sexy. Can not for the life of me fathom that these 2 girls are regularly getting dicked by regular lads, but I am sitting here everyday just rubbing my willy

Might have to visit a prossie and get this out of my system

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>Randomly ended up chatting with somebody from reddit
>They send me a pic of themselves
>Don't bleieve it's them because it's a solid 9/10 qt asian
>Sends me more, still don't believe it's them but whatever
>Sends me her instagram
>okay this might be real
>She asks to skype
>Skype
>It's her
>She chats to me everyday
>She starts saying how much she likes me
>SHe lives across the world
>Starts sending me her nudes and trying to buy shit for me because she's from a rich family in Asia
>She's really nice and wonderful to chat to
>Tells me she thinks she loves me and I'm handsome
>I tell her I'm going on holiday
>She asks if she can fly to meet me and have sex with me everyday in the airbnb

What should I do lads? Should I let her come? I have spoken to her for like 5 months and she seems absolutely smitten by me but it feels off. She doesn't want anything or any money and her life is far more interesting than mine because she's rich.

Idk whether to say yes, it's really fucking weird ths has happened to me

why are UK police so tender?

do I get a medal

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can't stand pakis honestly

God spare my serotonin

same but unironically

it's better that way :) there are no paki grooming gangs then

police by consent

niggoid