>Hanging out after class with fellow autistic friend >Group of girls pass by >Hear giggling and jeering >One runs up to me and I already know I’m being targeted for something >”Hey anoooon...are you a VIRGIN!?” >Caught off guard and stutter no >”You’re such a fuckin’ liar.” she says >She runs back to her friends >They murmur among themselves and look back at me & my bro >”Careful, he might be excited and get a crush on you after this!” they say >My bro gets mad and starts towards them >”I’d rather be a virgin than ever touch your AIDS infected cunt!” he begins >I tug his arm and shake my head no >he says ”You’re gonna let them punk you like that?” >Girls leave >I’m just embarrassed and wanna go home
you should have smashed their pussy to teach them a lesson
Bentley Ramirez
>Say nah, how do you honk you were born bitc
Blake Thomas
kek, great story
Brayden Miller
haha nice this is the perfect reply
Luke Thompson
Fuck if I know
James Rodriguez
Things that never happened: the post
Elijah Cox
You’ve seriously never been taunted or harassed before?
Sebastian Ortiz
what culture isn't obsessed with virginity?
David Gonzalez
>how do you honk you were born Can you paraphrase that? I don't understand what it means
Robert Gonzalez
Only among friends
Kevin Bailey
Implying he was her father
Mason Johnson
unironically indians
Matthew Peterson
Not him but I understand that feel. Something similar happened to me once.
Robert Gomez
>”Hey anoooon...are you a VIRGIN!?” Respond with "Is this your best pickup line?"
In general, you fucked up when you lied. You also could have amplified it. >”Hey anoooon...are you a VIRGIN!?” Yes, and I will still be a virgin when you were living with 6 kids in a trailer park for a long time.
James Cook
Now I get it, thanks
Joshua Russell
>he has other autist friends I guess im too normal for Jow Forums...
Henry Brown
>not using the YOUR MOM insult like "you're calling me virgin because no one told you the truth or you would call me dad!" If you have to be the cringe guy at least do it while fighting back
>I will tell you in private ;) ;) >Ask your mom >You're not the first one to wonder about that >*just giving her a bored look* Yes. What do you care? >Jesus, Stacey! I thought you were cool, not obsessed with emberassing people in public >Jesus, Stacey! We are all trying to get along with each other, knock if off
Thomas Adams
All shit, I prefer the Italian way of treating women:
This is so fucking autistic. You did not even do anything, you just stuttered "no." You are a faggot.
Aiden Gonzalez
>How do you think you were born bitch. I was fighting my neighbors dog, so couldn't type properly.
Samuel Hughes
>/1997/ >be me in class >reading my math book >this qtie sits in front of me >she looks at me and says that i’m cute >she laughs wryly and tell shes sorry as she leaves to her group of friends >they were playing truth or dare >they dared her to say that i’m cute >mfw