I'm a fucking failure at everything I do I can barely follow simple instructions my mum asked me to turn the stove on...

Frying pan is for frying, not boiling, that's why it's called a frying pan
Please take this into account the next time you try to boil something
Cheers

Don't forget to sprinkle a little salt on them, it helps to remove the shell if you do it before boiling them.

you can use a spoon too, but it's a 50/50 of fucking that up

i'd go with eggs in dry pot since its idiot proof no risk of cracking, no tools, no burnt hands

She should have put your egg into a frying pan.

Noted. Not that it's annoying to peel the eggs though, but I'll try it out.

True. I might change my method to the one you're using, I just haven't been interested in learning how much the eggs get affected during the heat up. But it'll be easier once I find out.

The egg cracking isn't from impact because people are lobbing them into the pot, it's from the temperature contrast when you take an egg from the fridge and quickly boil it. If you don't refrigerate your eggs then this likely isn't a thing for you.

what? no.

eggs are not that sensitive, there are two sources of cracking: dunking and juggling

dunking is when they crack from being dunked in the water from height, juggling is when they juggle around in the boiling water, when the air bubbles shooting up from the water throw making them jump a little, this can crack them too

i've never heard of, or experienced eggs cracking straight up from tempature

i don't know what sort of tempature you're cooking with down under

You realise there's air inside eggs right? And that they go bad because their shell isn't perfectly air tight but has ridiculously tiny holes which the air inside escapes from right? If you take an egg from fridge temperature and put it in water which is quickly boiled then the air inside will rapidly expand and burst out from a hole, creating a crack.

This is fairly common knowledge mate, Some people even use a pin to create a bigger hole for the air to escape from to avoid cracking.

How old are you, OP? Are you a girl?

Lmao what a fucking egghead. Egghead!

how can you be so fucking stupid?

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>tfw need 5 eggs to make a 3 eggs omelet because I usually fuck up breaking at least two.

>grown man
>living with his parents
embarrassing desu

are throwing your fucking eggs in the pot? just use a small one you gently drop the eggs ive never cracked one egg or got burned by the water. are you truly this autistic?

no they should be softboiled.
already boiling water, 8 min is spot on.

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I would suggest An Hero before it gets any worse, but you'd probably foul that up too.

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