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Dua Lipa edition

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daily reminder she is a kosovo albanian queen and not a dirty british slag :)

WHY IS SHE SO GODDESS TIER LADS

she's paler golshifteh

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She's so ugly and disgusting ...

prefer not to say

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sexy dua lipa

do you have bakeries in your supermarkets? always nice to pick up a fresh loaf from time to time as well

HUHHH i made an interesting thread about albania check it out!!

See you walking and I know shes my friend, again
Just the weight of the water drags me down, again
Guess I'll think of the water its my friend, oh yea
It's just the way that the water makes me feel again

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here we are.............

new world cheese loafs are PENG
never get doughnuts or cakes from supermarket bakeries though, they're always dry as fuck

The 6th in-line to the throne gets wed to a mixed race American girl and all of a sudden people think the monarchy is modernised and representative of British society.

The fuck is wrong with people?

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again on our own

has she got new rules? *snickers and grins like a mongoloid*

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Jewa Lipa

some quite sweeping statements you've made there sunshine

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What went wrong, lads?

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it's true

>make (natural) plant that calms you down
>make people who need to calm down get more anxious if they smoke it
ooorrhhhh god's a bit devious isnt he

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mad how that phenomena where you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere also applies to other languages
i passively learnt the kanji for 'big' today and i've already saw it twice. i don't think i've ever seen it in my life before this point.
simulation ting innit

i am starting to get bald too :(

stress

up the ra

CHECKED KEKD & REKT
>tfw shadilaying all the way

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It's over

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do women need men or do men need women or do they both need each other?

>i passively learnt the kanji for 'big' today

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>teehee i'm british btw

reminder that idol worship is a deadly sin, all kekistanis have already earned themselves a one way ticket to eternal damnation

yeah nearly all our supermarkets do, I'm pretty sure walmarts don't though

I shop at a wegman's which has great bread and baked goods

true true cheese bread is nice, although I prefer the cheese buns myself

shat in the ballot box

you need locking up

YOU'RE PREGNANT?

AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Ah yes, let's give the spastic a job just because she happens to be a spastic
Very diverse, very nondiscriminatory

>I think common sense says yes.
Clever tactic Gary, you pederast cunt.

goodpost

mum told me that she won't be alive for prince george's wedding
I don't know what to say, gonna cry, it's so many years till I can next watch a proper wedding
hope she dies soon btw

what's it like being a brainlet?
not that you'd know since you're obviously blinded by the dunning-kruger effect

got called a wally in wegman's

oh yeah the little ones that you pull apart are GOAT

how long until artificial womb will be available on the market?

>what's it like being a brainlet?
>not that you'd know since you're obviously blinded by the dunning-kruger effect

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nice zimzons reference lad

thanks for the assist pal

10 years

mmm slap a nice bit of butter on it after toasting it slightly
then, THEN eat it wit carrot and coriander soup
absolute zenith, peak and summit

patrician waifu

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My bakery has a really nice Jewish bread every Friday. I'm not Jewish, but I always buy one. I then walk around the bakery, holding it openly in my one hand, pretending to be a Jew. It's a good feeling 2bqh.

>this entire post

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No-one can fault his logic, common sense says to vote for things many times over

nice arguments, guys
this was definitely an intellectually stimulating experience and not a complete waste of time for everyone involved...
/sarcasm

>My bakery has a really nice Jewish bread every Friday. I'm not Jewish, but I always buy one. I then walk around the bakery, holding it openly in my one hand, pretending to be a Jew. It's a good feeling 2bqh.

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don't know taleworld's end goal
why are they talking in depth about features for bannerlord when I doubt it'll be coming out even in 2019?

What is the VAT in England?
Here it's 10%

cities skylines

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this is advanced shitposting lad

literal crackhead in the last thread

this moth cunt is getting a little too confrontational for my liking

women don't need men

Did you just assume my gender ?
Bigot

I'm not shitposting, lad. I've posted pictures of the french toast I make with it on Saturday mornings. It's unironically a good bread.

fuck off prude boring twat

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any lonely man in?

challah bread makes great french toast

men just need women to procreate, nothing more

whenever I'm high on the DUDE I seem to really appreciate Dua Lipa when I'm browsing music tv channels

i don't even like normie music any other time

i think men deserve fleshlights and realistic looking sex dolls

what drugs are those

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don't talk to me about culture, sunshine
i've been to LEEDS

wagwan bredren smoke up de urb jah bless

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just got added to the cringe compilation

alri

genuinely fucking sad

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wtf am i supposed to do in my spare time that isn't just a waste
I can never think of anything so I end up just playing shitty vidya or wanking myself into a coma

soda bread is best bread

white bread is disgusting and for lower class runts

in love with a married woman lads

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watching mtv while cooked is such a good experience
i've got a new appreciation for "Telephone" by Lady Gaga after seeing the music video high

Josie

>fuck off prude boring twat

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Scroll to the bottom of the page and give those a listen.

>why doesn't chad want me??

you alri beto?

hey x

not a man tho

>my heart physically broke

why are women so hyperbolic? given free reign they've nearly destroyed meaning and nuance in writing

amphitheatres? opera houses?
nothing in the face of ferens art gallery in kingston upon hull my son

I found an appreciation for this
youtube.com/watch?v=DkeiKbqa02g
the aesthetic quality of the video really helps

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What bread is it? Ezekiel bread?
*snorts loudly*

Why do girls always have profile pictures with a tiny part of their face?

Can you tell what it is yet ? Old pic but doing the same arts and crafts now since work starts at 9 and nothing beats a nice relaxing smoke of lovingly prepared home made crack.

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