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was jesus the first jew?
i thought the entire jewish religion was based around not believing in jesus so obviously there couldn't be jews before jesus and i know jesus was a jew. thats a fact

mental that a few farmers believing in the cause of liberty defeated the full force of the largest empire at that time

UP THE RA

the janny putting leftypol in it's place (2018, colourised)

wouldn't mind going to prison if it weren't for that whole not being allowed to leave thing

australian prisons are summer camps

its my party and ill cry if i want to

it is when it takes on a different meaning than the original meeting

t. english professor

dutch cars in the summer look absolutely sexy

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Serbia is my only best ally here in int

Rorkes just fuck off already. Take your sad racist shite elsewhere. Britishness has nothing to do with ethnicity.

do brits watch IASIP?
it's unfunny trash for normies

one last ciggie before i hit the hay
im all tuckered out after a long day of wanking and posting on /brit/

No, you're a thick nigger.

all yank shows are

>Britishness has nothing to do with ethnicity
>leftymongs actually believe this

TIT
I
T

Taxation is Theft
I
T

spent all day playing football manager again

>do brits watch IASIP?
>it's unfunny trash for normies

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i exclusively jack off to hentai now

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aussies are so boring here in brit
they never post anything funny

Hahaha, that guy is my friend's Whatsapp profile picture.

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can relate
shit almost made me fail out of school

You literally stink of shit and curry and have never been welcome here. It's you that needs to fuck off, Sadiq. lmao

i believe it's popular with the normie netflix crowd, same as the office and brooklyn 99

>Rorkes just fuck off already. Take your sad racist shite elsewhere. Britishness has nothing to do with ethnicity.

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Britishness is to do with values. Many of which I bet you LACK moron.

>britain is my country too even though i hate everything about it

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what values are those?

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>Britishness is to do with values. Many of which I bet you LACK moron.

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there goes the fucking rorke spammer again, doesnt he sleep he goes this 12 hours a day, sad sad sad

Question that cropped up in my mind whilst smoknig a bit of crack that I have wondered for a while since I work with vehicle records and googled briefly and would be incredibly impressed if somebody could answer

Why does the DVLA forbit the letter "I" in car registration plates due to it's resemblance to the letter "I" but permit the letter "O" in the final part of a car registration even though it is almost exactly the same as the letter "0"

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what happened to the Irish

>aussies are so boring here in brit
>they never post anything funny

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yeah that describes rorke pretty well

This isn't 1910 anymore mate. I don't care which bloody patch of land you were born on. Unless it's fucking France , fuck them!

Prefer the New Zealand posters these days, but you're actually quite funny.

soydog

what happened to that british autist who tried to assassinate drumpf in las vegas

the irish are disgusting thats why they are not my best allies anymore

>crack is cool

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globalism is great. why would you WANT to live in england. its cold and rainy let the muslims have it, why do we allow the poors to have all the nice weather?

Josie is the worst poster here

Have you ever noticed that women have had sex robots for years (autistic men)?

A stiff upper lip, loving footie and tea and inclusivity

corbyn?
on track to become the PM

You're paki. Pakis aren't British. Jog on.

*giggles*

im a rhinestone cowboy
do do doo

I'm assuming you mean me because I constantly abuse you and the other unfunny yank cunts
Sad!

footie
pints
slags

you ever met an irishman in real life beto?

rorke, leftypol, rorke, leftypol...
the pretties dance once again to my tune...

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having a meat pie

love processed horse meat me

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Pakis are literally more rorke than rorke.

You're racist. Racists aren't British. Jog on.

*walks up to you*
firm handshake

fuck I wasnt supposed to say that

*grabs ur hand firmly*

says the poverty ridden smelly beaner cunt kill yourself youve no future

literally listening to that right now
get OUT OF MY HEAD

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he lives in the UK now with his mum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump

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>rorke

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>and inclusivity
some of the most british people weren't very fond of inclusivity. like churchill. was he not british?

>Pakis are literally more rorke than rorke.

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>Racists aren't British
You should tell that to Afua Hirsch

Black beatles in the city be back immediately to confiscate the moneys
Rae Sremm, Guwop, Mike WiLL!
I sent flowers, but you said you didn’t receive ‘em
But you said you didn’t need them

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He's unironically the best poster here, lad. Why the fuck would you hate him? Is it the occasional antisemitic remark? I'll admit, I'm not a fan of that side of his, but overall he's good.

honestly starting to believe the "people" posting paki pics are actually lefty runts false flagging

Why will we deport refugees when we could be deporting vile racist Nazis? They are against Britain of values not refugees

a lot of them just call themselves british asians

Big boobs haha
Bet they're disgusting floppers

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You've misused that image, lad.

found the anti-rorke posters

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am racist and british

He's just not funny and all he does is bitch, never contributes to the thread

in awe at the size of this lass
absolute unit

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don't be ridiculous, mind reading technology isn't advanced enough yet
i merely work for MI5

saved

josie's a girl

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Does anyone else get the captcha that fades away after you click it?

fucking hate it lads

>Why will we deport refugees when we could be deporting vile racist Nazis? They are against Britain of values not refugees

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fuck off yank you sad little creature ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahah I'm literally one of the best posters here and it's only ever yanks and poleaboo who hate me

except the yanks of course they just lack self awareness