What's she thinking about?

damn straight bitch get out there make that muhfuckin money. you marry who i say to marry with your princess ass.

>he fucked her ass i know, today youth people only think in fuck in the ass, in my time sex used to be only penis in vagina but now they only make anal yes i can smell this destroyed ass from here

"Can't wait to get home and watch the new production video's of Blacked.com"

...

"dammit i owe addie 50 reichmarks"

*tzz tzz*
*systems rebooting*
*sound of a modem connecting to the net in the 90's*
"Oh dear, I must have doze off there a little, blimey!"

>america was a mistake

"ya know what? i don't think thats really a tan. son of a bitch"

>"corgis"

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dat ass tho

Honestly think this wedding has discarded that stupid conspiracy that tried to pin a tragic accident on the victims family, if they were so bothered about the guy being Muslim there would be no way a part black woman would be allowed to marry into the royal family, especially as the Muslim guy was royalty and this American is just some random divorcee actress, hopefully this should shut up those nutcases.

>shut up
>nutcases

Not happening.

"dame tu cosita ah ah dame tu cosita ah ay despacito lol"

"DIOS MIO, LE CREATURA DE LA ROYAL FAMLÉ"

This desu

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>prime british beauty

Does love really exist?

>prime
>british
>beauty

I know you can read MY thoughts Megan... Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Brits are either 2 or 10's.

Welsh and Cornish are a little better.

no. its infatuation followed by a choice to work towards a partnership or you bail. if you aren't going to have kids you're together out of a sense of safety. its pointless and the longer you stay the harder it is to untangle yourself from each other.

t. bitter incel virgin

>Prime
>British

Wait for it...

>Beauty

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>prime British beauty

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>any other prime British beauty
Lmao no wonder he went for the creatura *nglos are disgusting

would would would would would no would

Meanwhile Tuga girls are either 9's or 10's. Eu quero uma namorada Portuguesa.

>Meanwhile Tuga girls are either 9's or 10's.

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>Meanwhile Tuga girls are either 9's or 10's.

proofs

i'm in a 3 year relationship. the last one was two years and before that they were all under 6 months. the short ones are way better in hindsight. you can waste a lot of time on stale pussy and not even realize

Don't lie to me Alberto. You want to keep them all for yourself!

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I have enough problems keeping one, let alone all.

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I hate it when they over tan, it's not healthy you idiots.

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>the sun is bad
yeah and so is bread and meat, right? fuck outta here.

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Getting sun is good for your health, especially since like 60% of Tugas can tan well. But too much is unhealthy m8.

those tanlines though

I love them,

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the BBC

Hitler was right

kek

Bread has literally 0 nutritional value

''Source: My ass''

>YAAY SLAAAAY QUIIIIIN

Except Carbs, some protein, and some fiber you canacuck.

Do you need a source confirming that water is wet too? Fucking retard.

>staple food
>no nutritional value
People need to stop being dumb

water isn't wet you stupid leaf, maple syrup might be but water sure as fuck isn't

You can tell he watches Joe Rogan lmao

>prime british beauty

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Exactly Mexibro, Exactly.

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