Palpatine did nothing wrong edition
/brit/
absolutely ROARING
put fennel seeds in my eggs makes them taste *mwuahhh* nice!
Has anyone heard the sheevpost on radio 4 about the wogs?
CHOON
youtu.be
His name is Sheev you pillock
holy shit hahahahaha
that avi
mumsnet is seething lads
will not click any twitter link on /brit/
there can never be a single good twitter account so
choco leibniz...
home of phobic
twitter.com
the discobabe pad
the piss did she mean by this
fucking trying to decode this word slop but i just cannot figure it out
need a mumsnet gf
Girl, you look cute on Instragram, but that's too digital
To keep it real wit' you, girl, I wanna get physical
You so different from these hoes, they so different from you
Shawty I'm runnin' a check up, I'ma spend it on you
Girl, you look cute on Instragram, but that's too digital
To keep it real wit' you, girl, I wanna get physical
You so different from these hoes, they so different from you
Shawty I'm runnin' a check up, I'ma spend it on you
Gonna start dressing like Don Draper and smoke every five minutes. Gonna look so cool.
absolute belter of a post well done mate
hmmmm
>Gonna start dressing like Don Draper and smoke every five minutes. Gonna look so cool.
if you're not an enthusiastic happy drunk then it won't work
*snap*
this ones going in the compilation
would if she wasn't a mother
post your rsn's
howdy (how do you do)?
more chocolate than a biscuit
Why is this bitch a thing?
have deep regrets after clicking that
>Chad alpha male DESTROYS incel menace (1080p HD).avi
VIRGIN
VIRGIN
YOU ARE A VIRGIN
SHUT UP VIRGIN
me
>nose ring
dire.
>she turned bent because the baby daddy left her single
Right-wing virgins here see one of their type get called out for cringey racism and decide to stalk the poor girl?!
Daily reminder:
>Mad Men star Jon Hamm was charged with viciously assaulting Mark Allen Sanders in after 1990 hazing incident
>Mark Allen Sanders was beaten with a paddle, dragged around a room by his genitals and had his pants set on fire
>The young man was hit so hard during the warped 1990 initiation that he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney
>Sanders subsequently withdrew from the university and sought counselling to cope with the shameful episode which resulted in a police inquiry and the fraternity chapter being disbanded
>He also alleged that he and his fellow pledges were subjected to 'repeated confinements' in a series of tiny compartments carved into the frat building's foundations - including 'the pit', 'the hole' and 'the grave'
Sue
>I would like to tell my grandma, but she's just nostalgic
>I'll call her number
>But she won't answer
Not a massive fan of tyler but who can get a Kentish white man feeling some feels
if you want fun call the kfc customer service hotline and ask if their bacon is halal and sit there for 5 minutes waiting which someone checks that for you. then demand to speak to colonel sanders and tell her you just had a bargain bucket and still nobody wants to lick your fingers so it's false advertising. it's so fun to just call someone and put them into hysterics after openly mocknig them
might become a home of sexual
howling
would do this if i had a phone
bit of an oddball isn't she
>'the grave'
About 2 years ago I started hitting the gym 3 times a week. Within 4 months I was chatting to a girl online, just joking and whatnot. Anyway, one day she misunderstood a joke and thought I wanted to have sex with her. 2 weeks after that she showed me a photo of her friend and asked if I thought she was pretty.
4 months of gym had a girl asking me for sex and offering her friend for sex too (but she wouldn't do a threesome).
I ended up gf'ing another girl I was writing to and so I didn't end up meeting with her. The moral of the story is to hit the gym even for a short time and to be white
>98
oh dear oh dear
sounds like a post someone here would make, someone invite her
didn't care about him before but that's pretty based
don't think she's actually a mother, think she just posts on mumsnet because the people there are "mature" and the opinions are likely curated
i'm a soyboy
joke: commieslags
woke: discobabe98
wow alri grandpa are you just bitter because you can actually remember losing the falklands war first hand
I hope you answer
I hope you answer
I hope you answer
I hope you answer
'Cause when I call (when I call, baby)
I hope you pick up your phone
(I'd like to talk to you)
I hope you answer
weekly toil has started
I wonder why he's never taught in school
I remember learning about obscure third party guys like Eugene Debbs and Huey Long
might join the far-right
nevermind i'm wrong
what a gross slag
based
>saying the t-word
weekly NEEToil has started
jews would have a conniption fit
used to be a huge star wars fan as a kid and was looking forward to enjoying the new films but they're bland remakes and the social media posts show the fanbase has changed so much too
weekly self employed from home lifestyle has begun lads
Palpatine was truly the protagonist of the series
>Eugene Debbs and Huey Long
both are important populist figures that reflect large swathes of the country at the time, rockwell was just a fringe figure
Ahh yes, our resident JIDF shill
Please expand.
you scrolled all the way to june of last year? grim
he actually is in the EU, not that I've read it
that c3p0 or whatever?
he's meant to be a cunt
The image that fixed Australia
>posts random twitter links
>"based"
haha no
NEW THREAD
how do hours go so quickly when i'm not doing anything?
was going to go to bed at 11:30 now it's 2:30 ffs
craving some mcnuggies
Peng Reich
>Labour shadow Chancellor John McDonnell says his job is to overthrow capitalism and replace it with a 'socialist society'
Neetoil tomorrow:
Get up about 11
Go in shower
Go get hair cut
Go Greggs
Get home and eat Greggs for dinner
Get the rest of the afternoon off
this but no shower and no hair cut
Gruggs
How old are you lad, and who supports you
1805 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE
corbyn and mcdonnell will keep the tories in government for the next 8 years at least
discobabe98 here ama
FOOKIN LOVE EY GREGGS I DO GIV US A STEAK BAKE LUV
>the usa keeps toppling succesful latin american socialist countries
this really happens
Prefer not to say
thoughts on niggers?
louie
Cringe...
wrong