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Palpatine did nothing wrong edition

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absolutely ROARING

put fennel seeds in my eggs makes them taste *mwuahhh* nice!

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Has anyone heard the sheevpost on radio 4 about the wogs?

CHOON
youtu.be/jMbBMxX2nB0

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His name is Sheev you pillock

holy shit hahahahaha
that avi

mumsnet is seething lads

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will not click any twitter link on /brit/
there can never be a single good twitter account so

choco leibniz...

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home of phobic

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twitter.com/discobabe98/status/998352020770840581
the discobabe pad

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the piss did she mean by this
fucking trying to decode this word slop but i just cannot figure it out

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need a mumsnet gf

Girl, you look cute on Instragram, but that's too digital
To keep it real wit' you, girl, I wanna get physical
You so different from these hoes, they so different from you
Shawty I'm runnin' a check up, I'ma spend it on you
Girl, you look cute on Instragram, but that's too digital
To keep it real wit' you, girl, I wanna get physical
You so different from these hoes, they so different from you
Shawty I'm runnin' a check up, I'ma spend it on you

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Gonna start dressing like Don Draper and smoke every five minutes. Gonna look so cool.

absolute belter of a post well done mate

hmmmm

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>Gonna start dressing like Don Draper and smoke every five minutes. Gonna look so cool.

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if you're not an enthusiastic happy drunk then it won't work

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*snap*

this ones going in the compilation

would if she wasn't a mother

post your rsn's

howdy (how do you do)?

more chocolate than a biscuit

Why is this bitch a thing?

have deep regrets after clicking that

>Chad alpha male DESTROYS incel menace (1080p HD).avi

VIRGIN
VIRGIN
YOU ARE A VIRGIN
SHUT UP VIRGIN

me

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>nose ring
dire.

>she turned bent because the baby daddy left her single

Right-wing virgins here see one of their type get called out for cringey racism and decide to stalk the poor girl?!

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Daily reminder:
>Mad Men star Jon Hamm was charged with viciously assaulting Mark Allen Sanders in after 1990 hazing incident
>Mark Allen Sanders was beaten with a paddle, dragged around a room by his genitals and had his pants set on fire
>The young man was hit so hard during the warped 1990 initiation that he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney
>Sanders subsequently withdrew from the university and sought counselling to cope with the shameful episode which resulted in a police inquiry and the fraternity chapter being disbanded
>He also alleged that he and his fellow pledges were subjected to 'repeated confinements' in a series of tiny compartments carved into the frat building's foundations - including 'the pit', 'the hole' and 'the grave'

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Sue

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>I would like to tell my grandma, but she's just nostalgic
>I'll call her number
>But she won't answer

Not a massive fan of tyler but who can get a Kentish white man feeling some feels

if you want fun call the kfc customer service hotline and ask if their bacon is halal and sit there for 5 minutes waiting which someone checks that for you. then demand to speak to colonel sanders and tell her you just had a bargain bucket and still nobody wants to lick your fingers so it's false advertising. it's so fun to just call someone and put them into hysterics after openly mocknig them

might become a home of sexual

howling
would do this if i had a phone

bit of an oddball isn't she

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>'the grave'

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About 2 years ago I started hitting the gym 3 times a week. Within 4 months I was chatting to a girl online, just joking and whatnot. Anyway, one day she misunderstood a joke and thought I wanted to have sex with her. 2 weeks after that she showed me a photo of her friend and asked if I thought she was pretty.
4 months of gym had a girl asking me for sex and offering her friend for sex too (but she wouldn't do a threesome).
I ended up gf'ing another girl I was writing to and so I didn't end up meeting with her. The moral of the story is to hit the gym even for a short time and to be white

>98
oh dear oh dear

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sounds like a post someone here would make, someone invite her

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didn't care about him before but that's pretty based

don't think she's actually a mother, think she just posts on mumsnet because the people there are "mature" and the opinions are likely curated

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i'm a soyboy

joke: commieslags
woke: discobabe98

wow alri grandpa are you just bitter because you can actually remember losing the falklands war first hand

I hope you answer
I hope you answer
I hope you answer
I hope you answer
'Cause when I call (when I call, baby)
I hope you pick up your phone
(I'd like to talk to you)
I hope you answer

weekly toil has started

I wonder why he's never taught in school
I remember learning about obscure third party guys like Eugene Debbs and Huey Long

might join the far-right

nevermind i'm wrong
what a gross slag

based

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>saying the t-word

weekly NEEToil has started

jews would have a conniption fit

used to be a huge star wars fan as a kid and was looking forward to enjoying the new films but they're bland remakes and the social media posts show the fanbase has changed so much too

weekly self employed from home lifestyle has begun lads

Palpatine was truly the protagonist of the series

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based

>Eugene Debbs and Huey Long

both are important populist figures that reflect large swathes of the country at the time, rockwell was just a fringe figure

Ahh yes, our resident JIDF shill

Please expand.

you scrolled all the way to june of last year? grim

he actually is in the EU, not that I've read it

that c3p0 or whatever?

he's meant to be a cunt

The image that fixed Australia

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>posts random twitter links
>"based"
haha no

NEW THREAD

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how do hours go so quickly when i'm not doing anything?

was going to go to bed at 11:30 now it's 2:30 ffs

craving some mcnuggies

Peng Reich

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>Labour shadow Chancellor John McDonnell says his job is to overthrow capitalism and replace it with a 'socialist society'

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Neetoil tomorrow:
Get up about 11
Go in shower
Go get hair cut
Go Greggs
Get home and eat Greggs for dinner
Get the rest of the afternoon off

this but no shower and no hair cut

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Gruggs

How old are you lad, and who supports you

1805 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE

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corbyn and mcdonnell will keep the tories in government for the next 8 years at least

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discobabe98 here ama

FOOKIN LOVE EY GREGGS I DO GIV US A STEAK BAKE LUV

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>the usa keeps toppling succesful latin american socialist countries
this really happens

Prefer not to say

thoughts on niggers?

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louie

Cringe...

wrong