/ausnz/

You don't seem to understand how an image board works, it's ok we were all new here once

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FUCK PEACE
KILL EM

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Any aussie man in want to ask a question

I understand that Jow Forums is so slow that a thread with a lone New Zealander talking to Xerself can be pushed to the first page.

>Xerself
it's a he, he's just autistic

you've literally just come from reddit haven't you

You can do this on basically every board.

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eh some of the more cancer boards like /b/ and Jow Forums you'll get pushed off in seconds

That's why my wording implied there was exceptions. Jow Forums runs at a mile a minute because unemployed yanks have nothing better to do than rant about jews and socalists.

Wait are you that poster that thinks I'm a trannie? I'm only responsible for this post in this thread

i missed the basically part

As opposed to you having nothing better to do than thread split because you don't like one yank

>/ausnz/ thread
>posted by yank flag
You are clearly a newfag if you don't see the problem with this

Ah I see

Also it's not "one yank"
It's every yank

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you're clearly assblasted about something that no one else seems to care about

Dude, singa used to make our night-time threads. It's ok to not like someone, but that is an inconsistent argument to have a problem with a non- kiwi/Aussie flag making the general.

singa doesn't count desu

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>imaginary rules only matter when they suit me
hmm

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>brit "people"

>he doesn't have inconsistent and self-serving imaginary thread rules
It's like you know nothing about this threads tradition, as expected from a newfag

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We need to get Lithweeb in here to educate you people

>University guy installs new set of emergency instructions of the wall
>One of them is for an active shooter situation
Good to know I'll know what to do when one of the yanks goes postal

>mfw I see a baka

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Shit thread

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refer to

think I'm gonna put my pork in the oven now for when I make my fried rice later

wtf, I'm also having pork and nice for dinner

*prepares to cook dinns*

C-call me a good Yank...

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you're a good yank cutie

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No! I don’t care what another Yank thinks! I need outside gratification!

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Hm? You're nice :)

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>b*ngs
>y*nks
Woah

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I ask of you great and powerful R*ssoid, may you please rain heck upon our common enemy the yanks?

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Of course, watch this

H E C K
E
C
K

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There's too much heck in this thread

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There is NEVER enough heck

Thank you, may your K F C be forever crisp and juicy.

Yes, there can be too much heck
Morning for example

You are right, morning truly is the epitome of heck.

We getting tipsy up in this bitch, what up peeps?
youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA

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for u
But it's Monday night, no one drinks on a Monday

God I'm tired and hungry

>no one drinks on a Monday
You do

Eat something and go to bed at a reasonable hour then

One of those you can fix quickly

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>Eat something
It's in the oven, I can't eat it raw

I'm afraid not

I do, I need to feel like and freedom so I drink. My life curse, Nothing will stop it short of a purge. A surge of lightning straight through your brain, they think that will cure a man's pain.

Well guess whos back, back again.

Based Swedeposter, back again.

Y'all gaynerds thought you would get this day to yourself? Y'all gaynerds thought you would be safe here in your quarintined safespace?

Y'all gaynerds think alot, but not about important matters, y'all gaynerds have to chemically lobotomize your brains to even function.

Quite pathetic if I may say.

How's it going mate?
Having a good day?

lmao

The day is looking to be beautiful, as is my life.

Considerin it is still morning in Sweden, my day hasn't gone far enough for me to make a judgement on the events.

How is life in New Zeeland?
How is life in New Zeeland?

Great. Drunk and listening to East Clubbers.

Nerd, don't drink alcohol. It's not good for you or your mind.

It's nice for mind to be honest but I don't like what it does to my body.

Glad to hear it
Things in NZ are pretty good I've just had dinner and am having a sit down before I clean up

No, your sober self is the right state of mind.

Doing any mindaltercating drugs is bad for you.

I agree with that. Just not at this point time, Hopefully in the future it's true.

"bad" for you is a bit objective.

The future is not a place you will ever enter.

Your life will be lived in the moment, wether the moment is now or in the future.

Life is a continous now, you will never live in the future, only now.

Well nerd, being objective is the right thing, being subjective is for women and gay men.

>The future is not a place you will ever enter.
>Your life will be lived in the moment, wether the moment is now or in the future.

Contradicted yourself a bit there buddy.

>being objective is the right thing, being subjective is for women and gay men.

I was happy with you posting until this. You know that's not true no matter how much you post. You don't believe the thing's you write.

>Objective
Concrete matter and numbers to back it up
>Subjective
Nerdy touchy feelings about things

Hate sw*doids
Hate s*m*lis as well.

Shut up nerd, I don't care what you think, I am not here to be your friend.

Ate dinner

>sw*d**d ACTUALLY replied to me
Holy fuck that's disgusting. Why are all of them so cringy and dumb?

cucked country in general

I'm bored
Might have a wank

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Be sure to post a link

Not staying pure..baka...lol.

YEET

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Shut up homonerd with your gay ass animes.

I haven't found anything good yet, but when I do
I am completely pure and innocent!

Your body might be a virgin, but your mind is tainted with thousands of hours watching disturbing porn and anime.

Your mind is the same state as a harlot with over 10000 customers.

>Your body might be a virgin
Don't be so sure

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Oh trust me, I am quite sure of your virginity oh faggy anime poster.

I would be willing to put money on it, but chances are you probably got molested at a really young age and your sick enough to count it as sexual intercourse.

what if he lost it to another faggy anime poster

I didn't though

Stop creating these gay ass thoughts homonerd.

Honestly stop imagening 2 nerdy gay animenerds having intercourse.

h-how could you know that

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>stop imagening 2 nerdy gay animenerds having intercourse.
Well now that you've said that I can't get it out of my head.
Thanks for that fucking retard.

A little birdie told me

It's a beautiful sight, trust me

You are the creator of the thought. You are in charge of it and unleashing it into the thread.
It's not beautiful, its ugly and pervers. Its quite disgusting if I may say so.

>It's a beautiful sight, trust me
I'll take your word for it I guess.

As long as you two are having fun m80

i want to FUCK a kiwi boy

too late

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Gay

a used kiwi boy is fine too

Sorry I'm already in the process of being used

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that's fine i can wait for my turn

join the queue

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