What's your favorite post ever made on Jow Forums?
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What's your favorite post ever made on Jow Forums?
Liam Allen
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Evan Smith
wait a seond, boats dont have sewers
Eli Walker
Its a common knowledge that ships directly flush out their sewage in the ocean. I believe the rule is the ship must be 50,000 nautical miles away from any ports to empty the septic tank.
They are free to do this as international waters has no law.
Nicholas Gonzalez
>common knowledge
I mean, maybe if you're in the navy or something.
Hunter Campbell
Good times when Finns posted Finnish jokes translated with Google Translate, the best one is the father shitting in the son's back on the sauna. But the best post is still the designated shitting streets.
Also nice digits.
Bentley Morris
Nolan Bell
Well, I have relatives who works as a seaman.
They said that’s what they usually do.
Mason Long
Ryder Peterson
Jaxson Bell
Where's the "being a santa is Australia is the most dangerous job in the world" one?
Angel Lewis
don't have that one, sorry
Aiden Kelly
Why dont we see more of this instead of retarded swede/finn threads?
Wyatt Davis
image related or thread in general?
Landon Morris
Do you have this without the reddit r/Jow Forums reactions?
Brody Ward
Thread
Wyatt Baker
>50,000 nautical miles
Charles Morales
sorry no
ironically, i got this version from Jow Forums
They're pretty regular. I see a similar thread posted once every other week
Christian Thomas
easter?
Kevin Garcia
thanks, I was searching for that post the other day
Michael Collins
no worries fren
Ayden Clark
Jeremiah Watson
Andrew Barnes
Almost everyone in the Philippines works on ships or as cleaners/nannies.
Mason Taylor
That there was some genuine salt, you see. It's not the sort of banter going on between Swedes and Finns because banter cultures are anomalies.
In many places, an insult is just an insult.
For example, if I were to write
>"Teknik!" said the ryssä when he saw a hammer
…some Russian guy might get genuinely upset.
Gabriel Campbell
>some Russian guy might get genuinely upset.
Explain
Jonathan Cruz
personal favorite
Colton Cox
Who copied who?
Jordan Kelly
You're probably not a vatnik. It's difficult to explain to a sensible and civilized man, but there are some Russians who are hypersensitive about even the lightest ribbing by their neighbors. The more old-fashioned Russian person can take a joke and do a bit of ribbing in return.
Dylan Garcia
Justin Sanders
The banter always spirals out of control though
Anthony Wood
to be honest there are a lot of such finns as well
Luis Martin
>there are some Russians who are hypersensitive about even the lightest ribbing by their neighbors. The more old-fashioned Russian person can take a joke and do a bit of ribbing in return.
I can understand this, I can't understand why
>"Teknik!" said the ryssä when he saw a hammer
can make someone upset?
Hudson Rogers
that was such a good thread
Leo Myers
>>"Teknik!" said the ryssä when he saw a hammer
>can make someone upset?
It's an ancient joke, like 1960s old, and implies that Russians are primitive. As tech level implies power, it hits the vatnik in its rage spot. You see, even the lamest and intentionally dumbest joke about Russia being weak makes that type of person go crazy.
There are similar Finns and I'm amazed that they manage to put their clothes on and graduate school. I suppose most of those end up unemployed and shitposting on Jow Forums.
Jackson Richardson
Eh, it's fine. Though sometimes I think it's like we're putting on a show for the southerners. I don't really make fun of Swedes irl.
Connor Martin
Ok
>I suppose most of those end up unemployed and shitposting on Jow Forums.
So you're one of them?
Michael Robinson
Agreed. Its just for the audiance.
Noah Hall
>So you're one of them?
No, I'm here as a spectator. In England, they used to charge admission fees in mental hospitals so normal people could come and take a look at what the patients are up to. I'm like that. Getting to observe what happens when the bottom-of-the-barrel types are put in the same place? Good entertainment.
John Lopez
That's a good one. I think I'll start telling myself that too.
Samuel Fisher
Okie-dokie
Have a nice day
Ayden Russell
>No, I'm here as a spectator. In England, they used to charge admission fees in mental hospitals so normal people could come and take a look at what the patients are up to. I'm like that. Getting to observe what happens when the bottom-of-the-barrel types are put in the same place? Good entertainment.
Jonathan Gomez
you enjoy the sunshine too
Luis Robinson
>No, I'm here as a spectator. In England, they used to charge admission fees in mental hospitals so normal people could come and take a look at what the patients are up to. I'm like that. Getting to observe what happens when the bottom-of-the-barrel types are put in the same place? Good entertainment.
Ok ok, just don't stare at the abyss too long. You know what they say.
Kayden Martinez
thank god, an Irishman. In the worst case, it would've been a Brit leaping to defend his country and saying Bethlem Royal Hospital was the most humane facility in the world at the time and how they are the most enlightened and so on
Michael Allen
Liam Campbell
That got me
Easton Phillips
Eli Garcia
Logan Clark
not just one post but many
Jaxson Morgan
Este amigos
Evan Martinez
underrated post
Asher Nguyen
Anyone got the thread with the Bangladeshi guy complaining about his country's failures in the Olympics?
Jason Watson
agreed. How is this site not blocked in China btw?
Jordan Williams
Austin Bailey
Not a single post, but whatever
Brayden Phillips
This one?
Dominic Carter
I've seen some shit on /mämmi/ but I didn't screenshot it. Would need translation anyway.
There was one who claimed that he's fapped to a certain anime girl five times a day for a week, then someone estimated the total volume of semen for it.
Zachary Davis
Why nobody didn't post screenshot "American and Kaliningrad".
Bentley Evans
Landon Cruz
>tfw the third post was me
>tfw I've been on this shitty site for 3+ years
Carson Ward
Brody Hernandez
Nolan Martin
from Jow Forums though
Lincoln Gray
Aaron Bell
Nathaniel Cook
Not been legal here for years. Ships have to flush it down at ports' sewages system.
John Jackson
/lit/ but kinda related
Angel Stewart
>the best one is the father shitting in the son's back on the sauna
lmfao what? post it
Parker Morris
Juan Davis
Classic pol
Lucas Morgan
Ayden Cook
I-i am in the screen cap.
Chase Russell
Cameron Wilson
Leo Cruz
What does HMS stand for? Her Majesty's Ship?
Joseph Thomas
yes
Nathaniel Williams
Thank you.
David Bailey
Now-a-days the following 20 posts after the first one would have just been "Microwave master race"
Xavier Allen
Nicholas Thompson
>50,000 nautical miles
Christopher Cook
Why inter-asian asshurt so funny
Mason Robinson
Christian Richardson
Probably because their mutual language is always English, a language which is difficult to learn for both of them, so you get this necessary mess of an argument.
Jose Green
wat
Aaron Hernandez
this but unironically
Adam Barnes
It's a semi old ylilauta pasta from an incest thread. OP started off with some cousin threesome story and just when the act is about to happen and the reader has dick in his hand father charges into the sauna and shits on his son's back
Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Foster
No one cares about a Taiwanese papercraft & origami board in China
Tyler Martin
John Scott
Technically Jow Forums but still good
Michael Harris
> is not a 14 year old man
> cousin's cottage in Sipoo
> cats 14v and 16v, both girls, both really nice and beautiful
> spend a day thinking comfortable, walking in a sponge, etc.
> give yourself a good impression (guess?)
> evening sauna
> nudity is a natural thing, but a mixed one
> The penis is already moving from the idea with cousins from naked to light standby (it does not look like an erection, but the size became more brilliant)
> sauna properly, walk in the ocean swim naked
> Change your cousins with puzzling glances and smile but nobody says anything yet
> Both my cousins and their cousins get enough steam and go to pick up wine and light the grill
> me and two incredible cousins in the sauna naked side by side
> Here is the hardening control, and in my hell my horror began to express my conviction that the cousins were 5/5
> I rushed and tried to hide
> cousins biting little, but they say nothing, they start to show their own anatomical specialties
> "Do you want to touch the moon"
> Susanna seal of approval and move your hand toward dots
> "can I get to touch the sun?"
> fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
> suddenly your dad appears in the sauna
> this is now a state of emergency, cousin's go to sleep here
> cousins leave and daddy fuck the stove with semisolid cakes
> tune you to your belly to lie down
> "Push now to your back, boy"
> okay, dad
> The shit is on your back
> your dad rubs it on your back and asks, "Do you like the boy you love"
> Well, if that's true, I'm not so terribly
> "I did not sleep, I thought you did not like it"
> never talk about a mess with your dad
Straight from the translator
Henry Rogers
>t. dumbass filipenis rating
Christopher King
That series of posts by Lithuanian who complained about Cow gave me a good laugh
Wyatt Long
''Spring's here wat do'' by Greece was the best int post
Jason Baker