WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSBLASTER?

WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSBLASTER?

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Somewhere holding some heavy ass bags

do you need some comforting, user? don't be pathetic

no. I just wanna have more info to research. I have no life and crypto is the only thing getting me out of bed atm

I would love to know if he got some news for us
Otherwise we already know link will moon so i dont need no comforting

same

Assblaster is you and me user. He is all of us. He is us from the future, to tell us of the singularity, in an easily digestible memetic format.

NICE post user. I think AB would seriously approve of your approach.

i just want him to pop in now and then. also someone said it was confirmed he was a larp but no one has yet had proof

this. We are assblaster, and assblaster is us, literally. Multiple user LARP. No worries, we still gone make it anyway.