>step out of airport
>see this
>"Well howdy, shoog! Y'look starvin'. Why don'tcha hop on the ol' wagon and we'll rustle up some grub? Hope ya like grits and possum. Cornbread too if y'play yer cards right! Mama's kookier than a three-legged prairie dog but hoo-whee! She sure do know how ta fix a mean supper! Maybe later we can pop some varmints out back with m'daddy's Bushmaster. Now how's that sound, sweetie pie?"
wat do
if only southern women actually looked like this
That is a stereotypical southern black accent
Is this the part where i get shot?
>go to Thailand
>step out of airport
>see this
>"Hello mister. I see you're all alone, no gf at all. Do you like classic rock? What about beer? We have some rock CDs and a LOT of beer on a van. Do you want to come with us?"
wat do
>.223
>Varmint
Sounds about right.
kill her in self defense
Those fake tits are gross. If she kept smaller but natural boobies I'd be up for anything.
Based AND redpilled
is he gonna get raped
>wat do
Hello, Applejack.
excellent post
Read this in Applejack's voice
I comply.
why are all slavs and germans bronies?
I'm not, I've left that fag community years ago
The beginning of the story of how I was shot?
>fake tits
Yeah no. That's a cali whore pretending to be a cowgirl. The real farmer's daughters here are good christians that don't delve into hedonistic lifestyle of the typical city trash.
Jesus christ that's the worst attempt at Texan dialect I've ever seen
It's a stain that will never leave your soul.
Ponies are like anti-depressants when you live in Mordor shithole
I stopped watching after season 5 tho
>Mordor shithole
have you been to America? Really would like to know the compare/contrast to someplace like that to here
They're like the polar opposite but still are depressing
>Ponies are like anti-depressants
this
>I stopped watching after season 5 tho
fag
stopped after 2 desu
Indeed
speak for yourself
Is central Sweden based?
Can anyone vocaroo this??
Fucking Denmark is infecting us
take her noodling
>See post
>Hear it in my cousin's voice
>Pop boner
FUCK YOU user NOW'S NOT THE TIME.
Nah I know of quite a few white women that have the typical southern bell accent he's going for. Though in OP's use it's more of a mix of southern bell and redneck. Either way top tier.
I love southern american accents
why do southerners love hunting?
Sauce?
The Southern dialect is the greatest dialect of English, next to the classic English or whatever the name of it is.
unironically my fetish
black people also count as varmint lmao just kidding I'm not racist aha