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>see a celica on craigslist
>it has a towball
goddam white trash

im mentally 14

Why would you want to? Anybody under 25 is annoying

Hey friend

How else are you gonna get the jetski to the lake bro

I live in NY, but I live in the part of NY that people in NYC consider no better than the deep south

Maybe I AM the bad guy

upstate?

I've only been to nyc 1 time in my entire life. When people say 'the city' around me they usually mean Syracuse

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>Syracuse
nice town. cute girls.

what happened to canada?

what?

it was engulfed by the great lakes on the map

we fucked off

Too many rocks fell into the great lakes and Canada was drowned as a result

Are you one of the Canadians that like to go to the shitty mall?

fake news
canada was never there to begin

Have a good night, /cum/
Until next time :)

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no. is there some shitty mall i should know about? i just go for football.

Gn

Yee-haw chaps, what are my fellow Americans up to today?

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Pretty baked

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Fuck Grimes
Fuck anime
Fuck Denmark

>>Syracuse
>nice town. cute girls.
dude what? upstate females are pale trolls

i was a horny 16 year old and a girl flirted with me at the football game the last time i went so my memory is obviously questionable.

dude

>dude

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duuuuude i am so high right now

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I'm high on life

i want a bf

what gene is responsible for the cognitive deficiency that causes canadians to use bagged milk?

what if every decision I ever made was wrong?
what if they were all right and this is as good as it could possibly get?

just accept the decisions you made as the only decisions you could have made

that's not good enough
surely there's more to my life than just experiencing the consequences of my actions

good video youtube.com/watch?v=-D4yZ6NlCm8

nope
life is ass

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if this is the truth then I will try my hardest to die a liar

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Why haven’t you accepted Jesus Christ in to your heart yet Jow Forums?

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Cut some pine sap off a tree and boiled it, now the cabin smells like pine.
Got a bourbon and some smooth listening.
Good feel.

lenin led me astray.

youtube.com/watch?v=AtzwHnz0CJw

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Sage the urkel page

Fuck off

Sage the urkel page.

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Hello /cum/

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Hi!

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What province?

Toronto, Ontario, greatest city on earth.

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I see, Windsor here.

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This ones great

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*sages*

Americans never learn other languages
All Americans I've met in Berlin couldn't speak German
I hate Americans

was the texas school shooter an incel

They were all incels.

except for Elliot Rodgers

He was just a virgin numale yes.

>no more canada
yeet

kkr duits oetz

>upstate females are pale trolls

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>friend's sister almost 18
yaas

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anybody know someone who won the lotto for more than a hunny thou

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Hi

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>TWO brit generals going on at once
somebody ban those niggers

I said...... HI!!!!!!!

oi nah

bitch you guessed it
WAAH

This is a daily occurence though

this but unironically

:)1

*dissapears*

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Would loc lick her butthole enthusiastically

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Really struggling to poop right now. Probably 15-20 minutes of effort wasted atop this toilet

day 2 of sobriety

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eat more fibre

I eat tons of fiber bruh. This is an aberration

she'll be wrecked by the time shes 18 if she's anything like claire abbot or anby of those other meme white bitches

going fishing today

watch out for the snapping turtles

Very nice. What are you fishing for? What's the bait/lure/approach? I miss fishing. I have a boat that rots of disuse over years. An outboard that hasn't been run in likely 3 years.i fished in Canada by method of canoe and live bait in the boundary waters to unbelievable success. It was amazing how effortlessly we were catching gigantic panfish and bass.