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need to get your head checked

Why are women always like this!

:L

there's a rumour going round school that i'm a virgin freak

well is it true

came up with a cracker of a pickup line and i want to share it with you lads but it's mine and i don't want you stealing it

you'll tell us anyway

bet this is your new pickup line

bump

There was a rumor at my middle school that teachers caught an eight grade girl and an eight grade guy having sex in the bathroom only it wasn't a rumor because it was true and it was me
Wild days
Wish I could have lots of friends again

just going round the 'grams snap chatting all the posts i like to facebook haha

having some chips lads

specifically, smith's crinkle cut original

love when people post stuff like this like i care
because i do

i'd say there is an 80%+ chance i'm the ugliest poster in brit

>'That you are gay does not matter': Pope Francis tells homosexual survivor of church sex abuse 'God made you like that and he loves you like that'
BASED Catholicism!

ever get hit on by girls at school but ignore them because you're paranoid that they're trying to bully you?

Waiting for the NyQuil to kick in.

Does that mean God made me an ugly virgin freak on purpose as well

Why are there literal children here? MOOOODS

grade six girls used to tickle torture me when i was in grade 2
i was sometimes tickled so badly i felt like i would die of suffocation

Bernie can still win

yep

had a literal 9/10 approach me but i was a complete dope in high school so i guess i played my cards right

based

No but I started bullying a girl when she said she liked me
She didn't give up after a month of bullying and I realized I thought she was kind of cute so she was my gf for a total of 7 months (an eternity by middle school standards)

i'm 23 m8, just reminiscing about the old high school days

thank christ they're over

i'm 23 i've just been kept behind 5 years

>i'm 23
alri grandpa

going to need to see some ID

delete this post right fucking now

mother nature can suck the kvass outta my slavic nuts

21 is the cutoff age for being an oldie

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Kvass disgusted me at first but it's actually pretty nice

>tee hee I'm slavic btw ;) x
why do Canadians do this

i was literally underage when i started posting here

you all mustve been in kindergarten

>tfw 24 this week

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OPEN BOB NOOWW

>muh heritage

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Started posting here in 2008 when I was 12

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look at all these underaged children i'm fucking 33 haha

and what is this

home for refugee and second-generation trash across the planet

Thank you for being older than me

dire haha, but i guess its worse wasting your youth on here

t. 20

Dinosaur

32 year old here

>look at all these underaged children i'm fucking
>33 haha
turbo nonce

i'm 29, left Jow Forums for a few years but couldn't stay away

*takes you to a retirement home when you're having another senile episode*

i may be 23 but i'm still 16 at heart

that'll hold up in court r-right?

child

Thinking back to the aids scare

It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair
And I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time

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howling

just cleaned out the bowels

nonce alert going wild on this one

im 30 this year
you the divorcee

Really dislike when women play with your emotions and your feelings.

It's very hurtful and leads to a distrust of women.

anime

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goddamn

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wox2kBgD178

no i'm the loser who lives in hampstead

youtube.com/watch?v=uq4KKsmhL70

I told myself if I'm still posing here at 30, I'll stop.

LOVE hot showers, but the hot water completely dries my face out so by the time I get to work my face is dry and flakey and minging. I exfoliate with a flannel but it doesn't help.

What do?

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Had willy sucked by a bloke and it felt the same as when a lass did it. Actually, a bit better. Lad knows his willies.

I legitimately want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

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how can you afford to live in london

How can I cultivate a passive income lads?

wealthy loser m8
don't forget the wealthy bit

Currently teaching some American lady how too cook a meat pie.
Jesus Christ, these people are hopeless. How the fuck is the concept of a meat pie so hard to grasp that you need one-to-one instructions?

Boy, If I left all of this for, say, a month. Or indefinitely...you would get nowhere. Because it's my motherfuckin shine that you coast on.

Bit gay tbqh.

moisturizer you mong

i've made decent investments over the years

americans only have pumpkin and cherry pies so the concept is confusing for them

i told myself if i was still posting here after 10 years i'll stop

approaching 11 now

americans call pizza a pie so go figure

clearly not too much of a loser then

inb4 a yank starts screaming apple at you

didn't bite at all it was all smooth and pleasant

Kill off your grandma for inheritance and then buy bitcoin

I think we're here forever.

well by every other metric friendless kissless dateless etc, also 5'4 and super ugly

When I was 15, I got asked out by a girl for a few weeks in a row and I kept saying no because I thought it was a joke but it turned out she wanted to lose her virginity with me haha

>Plans announced for a huge wheel on the banks of the Tyne in Newcastle, dubbed the Whey Eye. Developers say it will be the biggest in Europe.
very post modern

Lol all you old fucks here slowly dying and I'm 19 living the best years of my life

Wow
Niggas been cramping my style

>spending it on Jow Forums
proof needed

That has always been the teaching of the Catholic Church. Hate the sin, not the sinner. Being gay isn't a sin. Acting gay is.