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inshallah

Amin Jensen

jeg har en folder til ikke kantede poltiske billeder og en til den kantede billeder

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hyggetråden er begyndt og en række posters er blevet forvist til det board de kom fra

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Du er i IKEA og denne her fyr tager din kæreste på roven
hvad gor du?

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Genetablerer Kalmarunionen

Det er varmt så det er perfekt til at hygge med en is

Halvtredsindstyvende dag efter Jesu genopstandelse.

og en sod pige, men ingen af delene kommer til at ske

Jeg har lige spist en is

bolle med ost her

Vi havde en god danskertråd på Jow Forums i går.

Der er mange flere danskere der end her på Jow Forums.

så bliv derovre

jeg tror ikke der findes gode tråde på Jow Forums...

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nu går jeg i bad

lyder forfærdeligt

Hello, people from the mark of the dens!!!
A few years ago I used to have this idea of Europe as an overpopulated continent where most of the natives never really leaved. Why all the fuss about birthrate decline lately? Isn't that supposed to be a relief?

I haven't really heard any fuss about is desu

something something population replacement
something something conspiracy
something something excuse for taking in people from the middle east
something something nobody knows

youtu.be/bE2YSYxMVyQ

If you need ads about sex... you must have some really dope recreational drugs.

first time I've heard about this, maybe I can finally get a gf by showing them this

kys monkey
your country sucks and you know it

We're just too autistic to get partners. But if you have a partner, it's normal to postpone having kids until you feel financially capable for the upbringing.

>postpone having kids until you feel financially capable
I get you, my drunk viking friend... T.T

Good luck! Don't forget to pay the bill of the first date.

>pol
det værste bræt, lige efter /soc/ og Jow Forums
we're not really over populated, and like most financially stable countries, the state would like us to increase production, which requires more people
>we're too autistic to get partners
er problemet egentlig ikke bare, at mange folk gor deres job til deres liv? sådan foles det ihvertfald, når jeg kigger rundt

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fy for satan

fint

I just bought hash in christiania, thanks for reading

dude blaze it 420

gay

Thanks for financing organised crime in my country, faggot.

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I thought neither the Danish or whoever the fuck runs Christiana tolerates gangs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Danish_people_of_Finnish_descent

>Abdul Wahid Pedersen (born Reino Arild Pedersen in 1954) is a Danish Imam.
>Pedersen was born in Sweden, and his mother is Finnish. He is married to a Moroccan wife, and the two have four children.
lol

...

hvad?

Jeg tegner

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Hvad tegner du?

hvad?

Over de fundamentale evner man skal kunne hvis man skal blive en god tegner.

Lige nu tegner jeg nogne mennesker

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tegn pepe

Hvorvidt er loli og Junior Idol billeder lovligt i Danmark?

Danish government*

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ikke ulovligt så vidt jeg ved, men det burde det være

god billede

Fordi du er ulækker

fiktionelle tegninger af mindreårige er ulækre, men er idet mindste et bedre alternativ til at de får fingrende i rigtig borneporno.

>er sulten
>"okay går ud og tager noget at spise om 5 minutter"
>skal pludselig skide
>nu skal jeg vente endnu længere for at kunne få mad
polse i toilet

vil du breve dem når du er færdig? man bliver jo helt nysgerrig

>jeg er glad for at det firma jeg er ansat ved ikke ansætter kvinder
>jeg er grafisk ingenior
er der nogen der har den?

hvad er problem?

Hej

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hej

hej se hvad jeg har

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hvilken smag

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er den ikke stærk

Är den god?

Undskyld vi forstår ikke svensk her. Hvad står der?

tror han sporger om den smager godt, er ikke helt sikker dog

"er det godt"?

ja

hvor meget vejer du?

svinger mellem 67 og 73 kg

okey, godt for en der spiser chips hver dag

ja og ikke laver en skid

The "Pusher Street" weed stands on Christiania are run by organised criminals, no matter what anyone tries to tell you.
It's been "tolerated" for a while because it kept the problem somewhat contained, and any short-term effective attempt at doing something about it simply means the gangs start fighting over markets everywhere in the country.
The people living there did have enough of them recently and actually made an effort to clear out the "Pusher Street", but the stands reappear as soon as they're removed because there's just that much money to be made, AND because whether the people living on Christiania "tolerate" the gangs or not doesn't actually matter; they've spent the last 40 years declaring themselves apart from Danish law, and without a police presence to deter them, the gangs can do whatever the fuck they want in the area.
I'm strongly in favour of legalising the stuff and bringing it in to the regular economy, but as it stands now, anyone buying it are supporting gangs.
Inb4 that one 420blazeit guy who knows someone who knows someone who grows his own stuff.

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er sulten

Hans krop er dog ikke sund. Han er bare heldig han har et godt stofskifte

dumme danskere hahaha

hvem er du

hvordan faster muslimer de steder hvor solen aldrig går ned på denne tid af året

>de dor ud hvert år
nej, tror de tager mecca tiden istedet for lokal tid

de steder er kendt for muslimer som "no-go zones"

De snyder

Skal vi dele en bolle eller bolle en del xdxd

Pas på, piger; Scorekaj er i huset.
>dfn hverken charme, selvtillid eller lækkert hår

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>dfn man er en proveknud

>dumme danskere
baseret på hvad?

Får en verkligen å tänka...

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det var bare for sjov, slap dog af.

tænk hvis man boede i et land hvor kongehuset og ministre frit kunne lobe motionslob sammen med folket

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>anime og tegneserier er for mandedrenge

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Hej Danes,

I really like Danmark and I'd like to move there someday. What's a good career trajectory?

hvem vandt lobet

Carpentry or other "low education work" since our state caused them to be in low supply after calling everyone who didn't go for the high prestige educations dumb faggots until this year where they now beg people to not go to universities