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footy news: Ngubu injured his vastus medialis in a heated debate after the match with Villagonzalo

>mentally ill

you'd suffer too if youd been persecuted

>paki

She's an honorary white in my eyes and always will be

better than getting pizza thrown at your face

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WHY DOES THE SAFFER KEEP POSTING MY SUNGLASSES

>the French and the Dutch lads are fighting
NEED a belgian gf

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*hisses and recoils as if struck*

mum found my shitposting templates

They're not yours. I took the picture myself at the shop. I'm still contemplating on whether to buy them or not, because I'm not quite sure if they're more for men or women.

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STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

>sunglasses
If I met you IRL I would stab some sense into your frail and arrogant urbanite body

oi mates whats the good word

What does your gut feeling tell you when you first have a glance at them? Men's or women's?

have this urge to walk around the forest at night

don't know why

He lives in a place with sunlight you little gremlin

just get some Wayfarers if you can't pull the trigger on those

tbf tho if it's 3 womyn it's clear there's no level of intimacy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dër Kindersnatch

alri *loads silver bullets*

>Swansea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHahHH

mummy my eyes hurt boohooo
you look like a fucking dope with sunglasses on you sweaty tramp

the bird is the word haha

I already got a pair of those. Aviators too. These just caught my eye when I was walking past the shop.

The yankest sentence

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Well this one seems to be the busier, just remember to recycle at the end of this one lads.

fuck off thread splitting cunt

fuck off

just fuck off you cunt

Don't try making fun of yourself, that's our job.

get some cheap knockoffs or ebay if you don't wanna pay full price

>ten replies
no lol

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I'm afraid that one was relegated

Did you read what I said you tripcode autist cunt? Hang yourself.

Cannot fathom how social anxiety is just a minority thing and the majority of the population are unaffected. Why am I disabled?

These are quite cheap. They're made in China. They were going for £2.50.

There are children in this thread RIGHT NOW who have no idea what dial-up sounds like

Stop being a bitch then

>WWWWAAAAH THESE PHOTONSHURT MY EYESSSS I'd better go spend £700 on some plastic and fake glass

I could buy a huge bag of raspberries for £2.50

>fake sunglasses
Don't do this, you'll damage your eyes

All sunglasses are fake.

"Real" sunglasses are a scam, they cost like £2.50 to make and are sold for £150.

love my gp

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why not wait till the end of the thread to post it you fucking autistic maggot

haircut toil soon

but how

I don't care anymore buy some fucking raspberries then

*puts real sunglasses on you*
*punches you with both fists in the eyes*
doesn't seem to have made a difference

Just buy a nice £7 pair from H&M that have UV protection dickhead?

Managed to meditate for the first time in years last night lads. Just imagined my breathing in was the waves of the sea receding, and my breathing out was the waves coming in.

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idiot

My GP prescribed me Cialis. Love him. Please watch the video below.
youtube.com/watch?v=PLr7OGGFIms
If I buy the raspberries, then I can't buy the sunglasses. Both are literally £2.50.

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redpill : almost all sunglasses companies (brands at this point) are owned by the same consortium (luxottica)

can someone explain this webm to me

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> Wearing sunglasses without UV protection actually puts your eyes at greater risk of damage compared to not wearing anything at all. This is due to the fact that when we wear a tinted lens our pupils enlarge, resulting in more harmful UV light entering the eyes, potentially leading to sight threatening conditions, such as cataracts, macular degeneration and even ocular melanoma

>Managed to meditate for the first time in years last night lads. Just imagined my breathing in was the waves of the sea receding, and my breathing out was the waves coming in.

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AliExpress

>On the bus
>Listening to Uptown Girl on my headphones
>Accidentally knock out my headphones because I'm not rhythm resistant and was subtlety dancing along to the beat
>Black teenager calls me a "battyman"
>All of his friends laughed at me

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So other people are aware before somecunt goes and makes a new one you utter spastic. Christ, you really nothing better to do than get annoyed over this?

>I am silly!

>making a thread so someone else can't be OP other than me

point and laugh at that kid

battyman!

haha

That makes a lot more sense than what I was expecting.

How can you even imply that in rorke or leftypol when I’ve said nothing of the sort
Would it be difficult for you to understand i lean towards rorke?

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One of the few times I agree with a tripfag

All music players stop playing when headphones are unplugged

have you tried that alternate nostril breathing thing

can someone rec me a good lez porn vid?
tired of trying find something good on pornhub

didn't happen
all phones stop playing sound when the headphones are unplugged

didn't you use your constitutional rights to defend your honour with high calibre armour piercing hot loaded bullets

themindfulrecoverycentre.co.za/audio/Mountain Meditation.mp3

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Own it. Tell him sex with girls is for poofs. Go full Ronnie Kray.

youtu.be/pGh57mWtDd4

carphone warehouse delivery has been delayed by about 4 days now. ah yes

the one with april o'neil and bianca breeze

absolute bollocks
That's just for phones and MP3s and iPods, not Laptops.

>le leftypol boogieman is comin to getcha

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Nina Hartley and Sasha Grey was quite decent when I watched it some years ago. Find that when it comes to lesbian porn, older women with younger girls are the best ones.

I'm going to ignore you now.

you're a weird fellow

enjoying the yorkshireman snap filter

youtu.be/ZJaNMZmBR6E

don't like vids with milfs
they always have knackered bodies

nigga you gay af

Nina Hartley had a decent one in it. She just had fake breasts unfortunately. Prefer natural ones myself. What kind of lesbian porn do you like then? Ones with strap-ons?

shut up man

the yank dialect
grim

Thailad let's have that debate

>something about the French being gay by default

*the lads clap and cheer and lift me up onto their shoulders*

Mindfulness is amazing, lad. You don't even need to be a recovering addict to appreciate it. I really hope you give these (right at the bottom of the page) a listen. It's unironically life-changing.

themindfulrecoverycentre.co.za/