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I’ve watched a travel blog of pole in youtube in the phils. Maybe you can get an idea or two from him.
Are you traveling alone? Traveling in groups will automatically dismiss the idea that you are a sex tourist.

Why do whites like sex tourism so much anyway?

When I graduated from high school there were 4 guys that planned to go on a sex trip to asia together after graduation

Oh look, its MKL forcing his weeb shit again

Tell me about Singaporeans: why are they so weeb?

Why does tagalogs hate being a filipino so much?

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I mean include a white girl in the group. 4 white guys is sketchy.
Maybe add a native to the group and we can convince the masses that they are not a sex tourists and a travel group.

Pretty sure it's actually Cebuanos who act like that though.

Why does Bisayans hate being a filipino so much?
and why are they such traitors and sellouts like whores?

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All you need to do is just behave and live your normal life. Follow the laws of the land like a proper human being, throw your garbage bag as scheduled, or throw them properly in labelled bins if there is a label. The common issues we have are the Brits and Australians because they're seen as the biggest pedophiles here. Some Americans love to set-up huge shops with fake or no papers, and most of us see them as convicts especially the old ones.

It's still a bit sketchy especially if those guys are old and one or few white girls. Obviously we don't speak up but we still get that feeling that something is wrong with that particular group.

why do tagalogs and bisayans hate white guys being inside of filipinas so much?

We actually like them, it's just that we want them to come for the people, the sights, and the food, and not for sex tourism.

youtube.com/watch?v=V0ewh3eSzn4
Does /asean/ like Japanese Shaman Girls?

whites are pretty much bro tier comparing to japs and chinks

>Nainggolan not called to world cup
there goes bandwagoning memegium

Id rather sacrifice tourism to stop pedo tourist

With the current fiascos in Judiciary and Legislative, our hopes for a federalized government has been put to an halt.
But fear not, I am optimistic that change will come sooner after the clowns finally shuts up.

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how about a half white half korean
would you introduce him to your sister?

Why do Singaporeans rarely post in /asean/?

"You're next"

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Memes aside, he has a point you know.

>state of katagalugan
isnt that too much overpowered? cut that shit in half. both north and south combined could curbstomp any fucking state

Also, I don't think the Quezon people will like it: they already rejected a previous proposal to cut their province in two.

If anything the recent unconstitutional fiasco will make it easy for them and thier oligarch cronnies

the Duterthanos meme is real

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Corrupt tourism sector needs to be split.

Federalism is the death of the Emperial Manila.

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Same as how the Germans and Swiss hate black guys being inside their women so much?

lmao its going to be Imperial Duterte oligarchs and the Chinese financiers

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CHANGE IS COMING
BUILD BUILD BUILD
PUTANGINA

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The shilling for it has simmered down a bit, I wonder why?
but the bullshit Imperial Manila meme is still there

newsinfo.inquirer.net/986983/news-pulse-asia-charter-change-federalism-survey

>The recent results of the survey conducted from March 23 to 28 showed that 64% are not in favor of changing or amending the 1987 Constitution.

>The figure shows an increase of 20 points from the 44% who opposed Charter change in another Pulse Asia survey in 2016.

>that shape of Zamboanga
philiPENIS

if i had a gf i would love to see her getting pounded by a bbc

Even his supporters don't want it anymore?

>believing in some shady survey
Remain gullible, MKL.

Pulse Asia is also the one that keeps telling us that ""filipinos 92% approved of duterte""
You are right I guess thats bullshit as well

Of course he loves Mami Kawada like an autistic gullible retard.

>Agot Isidro
Lmao. The liberal party is getting desperate.

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>Agot Isidro
What does she know about politics? If they wanted a celebrity candidate, they could have gone for an actual establish politician like Vilma.

>implying liking her is a bad thing
>implying her music is bad

Kek
Why do dutertards and marcostards flip flip on the survey if its not getting in line with thier agenda

We are way pass desperate at this point
Pdp laban has a

Tranny oligarch
Bong "sabotage the military" Go

And Sex bar queen Mocha

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No more Jiggy Manicad?
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>tfw I cooked for my gf for buka puasa today.
>it's baked salmon and saute shiitake mushrooms

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Do you like chicken rice?

Bagi uang buat beli bondon pak cik

Only yellowtards would tagged this as a traitorous act.

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YESSSSSS menang lawan malasyia

wtf i hate duterte now

So Dutertards and Marcostards are the only ones allowing china to fuck us up?

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Lol at the joint exploration

Duterte is basically doing what they accused trillianes of.

Once again Dutertards will barrel roll

Is Indonesia the hero asean needs

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>state of MASBATE
do they jerks off everyday

>state of BOHOL
literaly bunghole

Poland is inverse indonesia bro

Meanwhile Fellaini is called.
Fuck yeah AFRO

>Why is simple oil-drilling in need of Foreign engineers?
For Chink companies or who ever corrupt local goverment official to have commision and profit

Just look at the latest Duterte fiasco

To be clear, ASec Mark Tolentino is the one that recently accused other officials in the DoTr of misconduct in handling the Mindanao Railway project

May 19, 2018

Transportation Assistant Secretary Mark Tolentino accused other officials in the Department of Transportation (DOTr) of "derailing" the Mindanao Railway project.

In a press briefing on Friday, May 18, Tolentino said that "those in the higher ups" want to borrow from foreigners for the entire project, which would delay the implementation of the project. The Mindanao Railway project already has an allocation of P36 billion in the 2018 national budget.


>Tolentino claimed Transportation Undersecretary Timothy Batan and other forces within the Department of Transportation are delaying the project on purpose so it will be funded by China through loans. Batan admitted that China is interested in funding the entire project, and there are talks to discuss the possibility of extending loans for its first phase despite a P36-billion fund from the national government. Although ODA loans carry low interest rates and long payment terms, the lending country has the right to demand that its contractors, suppliers, and workers be tapped for the project.

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>periksa ke dokter gigi
>besok operasi ya mas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Going to dentist jew in the first place

How is SkyscraperCity reacting to this? Do they worship China too?

:)

I want to go back to the Merlion

Have you tried jollibee’s ube pie?

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How was it? Looks like fastfood chemical shit, but I'm sold in anything ube.

Poland is too wh*te

I might give it a try the next time I drive thru at Jollibee.

>tfw having 8 cm full erect dick

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Same. It’s good but peach mango pie is still better. Warm ube is kinda weird for me

>15.5x5
its okay

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Post cute dick.

>15.5x5
What do you even mean by that.

>its okay
Nah. I'm dreaming having Nigger cock.

Bersyukur bro. Gue 5cm.

I feel for you, but I think you're just still underage.
Wait until yours grow.

>tfw 0 cm

length x girth

The average is 14cm, right?

I know.
But it has nothing to do with mine.

>15.5x5
How many girls have you fucked, sex tourist?

>tfw 25
>balding
>small dick
>fat
>color blind
>short sighted
Gue uda belajar menerima kenyataan.

I feel u, my friend. Mine is around that length too.
>mfw can't live my dream of having white gf because of this
feels bad man

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>>fat
Just lose weight bro, easily double your dick length.

Do you have job user?

Lagi mau pendadaran gan. 7 taun gue ambil s1. Ga terlalu khawatir ama kerjaan sih.
175cm 93kg

Sorry jadi ngeblog gue.

if maggi is bad then why does it matter how many times you eat it over a period of time? what's the difference between eating five packets in two weeks as opposed to five packets in two months?

>7 tahun S1
utterly based

world avg sí
malaysia average is like 10cm+

none yet, probably when i move out

shut up bruce we're talking dicks here

Shhhh
pahalafags is still in surau doing tarawih and reciting quran

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Bersyukur masih punya

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*explodes*

It's full of msg
Your body have certain number of resistance, if you consume more than certain gram per your body kg per week will give you cancer or something.

Yang berlebihan itu tidak baik. Konsumsi/lakukan sesuatu secukupnya saja.

Kalau duit berlebihan itu tidak baik juga?

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What's your dinner lads?
Me, rice with fried tempeh+tahu poured soy sauce and Jakartan bottled water.

so if you wait it out then the resistance meter resets?

>S1 7 tahun
M

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Yes
The body will digest and excreet those bad matters, but your body needs to do it within certain time

Yea, i dont expect the unexpected to happen. Padahal gue mulai skripsi 2015, eh baru kelar 2018.

>tfw marrying into a rich chinese family

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How are the average girls in philipines looks like?

Just got promoted lads, the wagecucking continues.

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