Be europeon

>be American
>get shot
>go to hospital
>no insurance
>100.000.000,00 $ bill

>go home
>see police
>"HANDS UP AND DO A BACKFLIP, CRIMINAL SCUM"
>quickly tip him but forget to clap
>get shot again

>be european
>start an imaginary company for free
>tax through company
>pay like 10% of what you would have payed as a person
>live like a king
Way too complicated for a mutt brain to understand

>be american
>tip my schoolshooter

live in the mid west or north east

my region is 95% white

>be american
>go to college
>graduate with crippling debt
>live on loans for the rest of your life
>take out your id too fast when cops stop you
>get shot
>your grandchildren will pay for your house

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>be Italian
>only national pride is we wuzing

I do live in the midwest...

>live in the mid west or north east
why are the shittiest regions of america also the whitest?

>t. Mateusz Petreikis
you forgot the part where you get charged with tax fraud

>just evade taxes bro

>>only national pride is we wuzing
only "white" americans take pride in what europeans did in the past centuries, actual europeans like us are not that excited about it

>the 56% still counts arabs and north africans as white

>tp
>tf

It's so easy to graduate debt free. 2 bed homes in much of the country and where I live often sell for 30-40k as well.

tell me what region you think is good and i'll tell you why it's shit

>>be unable to acquire wealth
>implying you are

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None.
All americans are retarded to be honest.

made 550k from crypto which i made from having enough capital to buy BTC in early 2013.

salary of 100k on top of that

You were saying lad?

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>be american
>get shot

>he's spamming it

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>look I'm part of the 1%, therefore my country can't be bad

>DICK
>IN
>SON
what a sickening nation

I will never understand shit like the article in your pic. I come from a middle class background and am graduating college with nearly 10k in the bank. It's not hard at all to get financial aid for college and work part time.

>my cherry picked vita proofs shit

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>n-n-n-n-no you can't use a reply in two threads

stay mad, all these replies this quickly confirms that

>i am right
>you are seething

point is i couldn't have acquired this money in the USA.

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roll

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How do they get away with this???

>I will never understand shit like the article in your pic.

then go outside and ask your army of minimal wage workers

new york? california? isn't there where someone you have most opportunities?
then if you're a middle class suburban white boy you probabbly can live good everywhere in the USA

in Europe*

lol who cares those aren't people

point is nonhumans, poors and NEETs don't deserve healthcare or welfare which is why my taxes are low

Please be good

no please sir i'm a good boy

>be american
>get shot

>reddit spacing

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>point is i couldn't have acquired this money in Europe
>I don't know how crypto currency works

>jew york
>live in a concrete jungle in a closet for 2800$/month

>california
>flooded with spics and homeless people, basically more expensive than new york but lol 3 hour commute each day. did we mention our totalitarian government

>be American
>get shot

>pushups with thumbs
>hands behind back

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I made close to that when I worked part time. It's how I'm graduating with 10k in the bank. Most people just can't manage their money and many have kids young and never invest.

It takes fiat to buy crypto

I was able to amass fiat early thanks to low taxes and high wages here

>has to have someone else take national pride for him

do you make 100K by sucking cocks in the midwest? That's a lot of cocks nigger

>In 2016 63 percent of U.S. residents said they wouldn’t be able to handle an expense of 500$.

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>oh no the niggers and poors aren't doing well :(
nobody cares muhammed

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Seems like the obsession on Jow Forums is alive and well!

oh yes it would be really smart for me to take pride in, uhm, some fucking war the romans carried out 2000 years ago

>63% of my countrymen are niggers
haha you sure showed us

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>a minority of rich people is doing well so the country is ok
lmao

>pushups with thumbs
>hands in the air

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>countrymen

>he doesn't understand how a modern country works

we employ lower classes to benefit ourselves and keep them in containment cities & states

That's why we are The World's Only Superpower and why everyone who makes it moves here

you are forever mediocre because you cripple your economy and high performers with insane rates of taxation -- all for a safety net that people abuse

I wonder how long it takes the average european to buy a home? I wonder how long it takes the average european to invest enough to be able to live off their investment income?

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>nobody cares muhammed

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>we employ lower classes to benefit ourselves and keep them in containment cities & states

>That's why we are The World's Only Superpower and why everyone who makes it moves here

>you are forever mediocre because you cripple your economy and high performers with insane rates of taxation -- all for a safety net that people abuse

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that's correct. see
the average europeon is a rent cuckold with no retirement savings except their government pensions, aka a state ponzi scheme which is going to implode.

they can't even afford to have a bitcoin or two

here in spain nobody rents tho, we all have our own residences.

t. assblasted non-white spaniard

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>be american
>get shoot
>have insurance
>doctors fix raioX using photoshop and send him to home to die

Breeding in an epic bread.

I guess it's a good thing they get extra vacation days. They'll need them to keep sane as they slave away their whole lives for noseberg as their age for social security rises.

They dance so weird

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>he doesn't have a private retirement fund

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the pursuit of happiness in motion

>be european
>get plenty of social benefits and don't go into crippling debt from breaking my leg
>be able to own a home
>rent an apartment from age 18-25
>make smart decisions in life and acquire wealth
>have the benefit of being in the EU which allows me to work in 28 different countries most of which have more advanced economies and have access to EU regional development funds which improve my own country
?

>Americans who earn more than $75,000 per year -- about a third more than the typical U.S. household earns -- report more savings on hand, although almost half said they wouldn’t be able to cover a $500 surprise expense.

Do you burn your money at the end of the month? How is this even possible?

Why are europeons so assblasted when they learn how economically and legally cucked they are compared to Americans?

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>be able to own a home
not in any decent nation or area

real estate is insanely expensive in your good cities / countries (the white ones, aka Germany, Netherlands, England and Nords)

> he trusts an American company that ususaly have only the (((beste))) for their (((clients))) in mind,

those are the retards living in jew york or commiefornia

>he doesn't know about self directed IRAs and brokerage accounts

>ususaly
usually

>america has low taxes
meme

my father works in a factory and my mother is a cleaning lady, if I was born in the USA I'd probabbly be selling crack or in jail instead of university

>not in any decent nation or area
>real estate is insanely expensive in your good cities / countries (the white ones, aka Germany, Netherlands, England and Nords)
the fuck are you talking about you retarded burger?
why dont you research a bit before criticizing things you dont know shit about?

>1-2pm in yuropoors
>thread full of yuroNEETs

No wonder they're not a world power. Everyone has to pay high taxes for this scum

It's also why all working Europeans admit they hate taxes and like working in the USA more

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>i made from having enough capital to buy BTC in early 2013
so you had around 3.500 USD? that's not really impressive lmao

I made more than that with crypto and I didn't invest shit, you are a trashy trader.

Also enjoy paying taxes on every single trade.

Kek, people do this here too
Also checked

today I don't have classes you arrogant nigger

you have a lot to learn about Jow Forums my 56% tax bracket friend

Today's a public holiday, not like you Americans have ever heard of having a day off

official holyday here, something you'd appreciate, too.

>He's a "student" aka a semiNEET
>A lazy fuck who is taking a low amount of classes probably not even in a real subject, while living in a shit country

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>holyday
holiday

I appreciate retiring in my late 20s early 30s desu. Something any middle class euroslave will never understand.

these threads make me fear for the future

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