/brit/

i call that one the "tranquility base hotel and casino"

my goal was to be 83kg by the end of the year and im at 70kg dont think im gonna make it lads hahahaha

Working with a girl who is the definition of butterface. She's got the face of a pissed off builder but the body of a supermodel, it's weird.

cкaжитe, чтo нa мoeм лицe, a нe в Интepнeтe, пocмoтpитe, чтo пpoизoйдeт

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>tfw I can read and understand this
feels fantastic being bilingual and not a brainlet an*Lo dog

Fuck’s sake all I’ve eaten today is carbs carbs carbs feel like a bloated woman

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Just invented soda crackers, lads

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>brake checked a tailgating car at a speed zone change
>lights start flashing
>undercover police car
>can't do anything because I didn't break the law
>tries to imply my license is out of date by looking at issue date

bit early innit

swap shoes for cowboy boots

literally why would you like to look like a medieval peasant

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Woah Cody you totally owned that tailgating jerk!!! Next time get him done for jaywalking when he tries to get out of his car hahaha what a douche

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why must we live in a world where people will wantonly kill each other

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t. bus rider

just remembered that we call turtle that because he wore a turtleneck in the first few pics we saw of him

nicknames are funny things. You completely forget where they come from after so much use

screaming

*kills you*

wtf i thought we named him that because he stuck his dick inside a turtle

Don’t think your mum would appreciate being called a bus

humans are from the violent ape lineage

wore a turtleneck today

too many attractive women distracting me while im driving

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thought it was because of his phimo

do you want a fight or what?

wales is full of slags

imagine how gay the world would be if we didn't?

Suck a fart outta my ass broseph!

wheyyyyyy

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just killed someone today, lads

instructions unclear: dick stuck in fan

can confirm
it's even easy for virgin freaks to get sex here

wonder if shes shagged yet

might be in London end of August lads

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and the horniness of bonobos to boot

Yeah sitting in bed with a completely blank expression, what an absolute mood that is

humans are like dogs they love to rape, kill and fuck

What an absolute mood this is

rubbing my cock on the mattress rn
feels heavenly

Social media is for women what porn is for men. It fucks with their brains.

'

t. m*Le

>Ireland approves abortion
>Birth rate drops
>We need more immigrants to increase population!!
WATCH it happen. Not anti abortion but I guarantee it.

Can cause a serious sex problem stop now

Imagine if we could all see you right now and just laugh at what a virgin freak you are

Fuck I am so Mood right now

Wait what? Can it? I've been doing it for years

just heard rumours of a catholic plot to overthrow the queen

will report in if I hear anything else

>beautiful day outside

>why yes I think i'll discuss politics on /brit/

absolute state of you sad acts

Note : being a virgin freak on /brit/ is infinitely better than being a virgin freak debating politics on /brit/.

shes legal in germany you dunce

such as?

>beautiful day outside
>why yes I think i'll redditspace on /brit/

ah yes more news about grenfell

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Is it true that sluts get hymen reconstruction surgery through the NHS, and thus your tax quids

break the dick bone

i think they just get it for free like everyone else?

I am a mattress shagger

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa WILLY PISS

how not to die in a fire in London: stay in pakistan
simple as

Agent 004, you are to cease your investigations and head back to capitol immediately. The mission has been terminated for YEARS. Do you hear me? Agent 004, COME BACK HOME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

window licking, sink pissing, mattress shagging MONG

youtu.be/Qpdb9zo_1t8

new bob's burgers is great

decided that you can get more money being an MPs rentboy?

goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/traumatic-masturbatory-syndrome-tms

yes but who cares? women are queens and men are pigs. men only deserve castration and circumcision

Mate can you just fucking not
It’s every time with you isn’t it

don't doubt I could

nowt wrong with sink pissing

he's back

youtube.com/watch?v=Bow-LQvNGNQ

Going to have to stop mattress shagging it seems...

It feels so good though

might go for a piss in the sink right now

theguardian.com/culture/2018/may/21/yuval-noah-harari-brexit-will-not-halt-drive-to-human-unification

>Brexit could prove to be a mere bump on the road toward “human unification”, according to a new book by bestselling historian Yuval Noah Harari, which warns politicians against becoming distracted by the rise of nationalism in the world.

>The Israeli academic, whose first book, Sapiens, became a surprise publishing sensation by charting the rise of the human species, turns his attention to current affairs for the first time with a swipe at what he argues is a short-sighted response to global challenges in countries such as the UK, US, Russia and Israel.

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/brit/ is full of a bunch of wronguns i swear

bum bum willy poooooooooooooooooooo

not something i do regularly so it's not a problem for me
*returns back to rubbing his dick against the mattress*

Do it for 80% of my wanks me

how many times do i have to brush my teeth before they stop being yellow

just sold my cringe compilation on ebay for a fiver

brexit

Mine would be worth billions of £

>Gender Sharing Preference

what

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Why is the UK so SHIT?

yellow teeth doesn't mean they aren't healthy
if you want dazzling white teeth you need to treat them with certain products

My little cousin has a youtube channel where he uploads fortnite with his online mate.

So wholesome

manual brushes are wank use a electrical one you can have them for 10 aussie dollars at the dollar shop