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Iceslanders

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got no idea how to play this game

youtube.com/watch?v=UsXI9cvTb7E

what is pewdiepie doing

crops

In the mail now

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you're all rapists

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he mentally ill just like me

Mail order bender?

why does the oneitis have pictures of attractive male celebrities saved in her gallery

just want to end my miserable existence but have people dependent on me

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this super high detail stuff is literally just copied from google earth
it's fun but pure autism

Young Thug is the Bowie of our generation

Ah yes anything written with a text processing software is worthy of attention and credibility

cant even fathom how many women's energy I must have lowered
on the other hand maybe this is why i'm tired all the time haha

need a plump 18 yo lass to fill up

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youtu.be/fXoa8wx8d2A
tune~

mopped the whole house lads

say to that cunt that i don't care about that bitch their opinion

Where did this little snippet come from? Jezebel or similar?

I'm tired of your shitty jokes you idiot, shape up or ship out

>rather do they then
oof

pretty weird how women objectify men more publicly

what did men do for thousands of years without porn?

BUT WOMEN DO THEY EXACT SAME

>go to primark to swap in some shorts for a larger waist
>get to customer service
>”hi, how can I help you”
>”hi I’d like to return these shorts and exchange them for another pair”
>put an empty bag on the table
>left the shorts at home

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lovely day for a barbecue lads

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please never, EVER stop talking about identity politics

think this one has had enough filling up already haha

Gf has gone missing. Anyone seen her? Pic related

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Stupid bastard

She forgot her comma after massive

Gonna see if I can telepathically assassinate trump by draining all his energy
*Unzips*

Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah
And I got a new deal (ouu!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)

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What are you 'queing?

The secret to a one way all access pass to the women's pussy: a nice smelling aftershave

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Jews lol :)

tinder does help you learn to talk to girls
helped me a lot tbqh

>ughhhhh... thicceeer

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haha

Shit world cup is next month. Shan't be watching anything before the semis. Will feel like shit the whole month while everyone watches their team and celebrates.

sossies
burgers

standard really, got onions in the george foreman too

1000 x 0 = 0

THAAR SHE BLOWS

Not sure what you're implying here

having a panic attack

wanking is an addiction and you're all sick

t. nigga who on his 2nd day of nofap

ancient incel artifacts

I see you were also in the YLYL thread on Jow Forums

try not to die to the common cold

fat and stupid, wow...

only helps if you actually meet them

>1000 x 0 = 0

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all girls subsconsciously miss out the "when a 7+/10 male does..." part

Liza Del Sierra lads

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could mog anyone in this general

Well I must be a 7+/10 then... cheers x

1000 x 0 is 0 dummy i went to maths

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which eventually you'll do once you're good enough at messaging them

well lads, you're not a virgin freak are you?

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fucking tories

beautiful

state of you lad

Lads, did my eyes deceive me or was that mong bragging about texting a girl who claimed to love being submissive but also refused to suck his dick?

Fat women are the worst

Anyone got the 30 year old boomer brainlet pic?

*posted without comment*

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RIP Patsy

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Even then it only teaches you a narrow set of skills in a narrow set of situation. Nothing beats cold approach and rejection. It is not negotiable. Even then there's a hierarchy.
Mickey mouse league: nightlife venues
2nd division: coffeeshops/gyms
1st division: malls
Champions league: the street, day time

Fag

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>fucked a trap
chad doesn't do this mate

>fucked a cute trap
closet case discarded

Big breasts are fucking amazing

You aren't white

i didn't tick it did i you mugs

Still haunted by it sunshine kek

bender

East Aryan masterrace

the african female phenotype is utterly grim

...

shouldn't even be in the template

people are too afraid of rejection, even though 90% of the time its like nothing
unless you're a super freak at worst most girls will just say no

love are vicky

it's what's inside's matters

Used to have a Kenyan GF she was indeed a great woman. Very loyal. It's very important in their 10000 years old culture.

Ira Katz...

decided i'm going to get a motorcycle to fulfill my death wish lads