/brit/

why are shemales so erotic

Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah
And I got a new deal (ouu!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)

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Hella barred out, you can barely understand me
Popped 8 xans, chew them just like candy

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260/270 posts

w2c????

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alri Varg

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it's first come first served in /brit/, just like the wilderness, only the strongest survive

maxo kream mars is a fucking tune

eh wa

Okay, this is epic

sorry i dont speak french

why?

Toiling

so i let the funky music do the talking

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Whenever some mong with a shitty edition gets it in his little head to post his new epic maymay. This is usually 60 posts or so before the bump limit because this board no longer has any moderation. There was a thread the other night that was literally a picture of a cock and balls and it stayed up for 310 posts.

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i dont eat
dont want to, never hungry dont care

Ah yes. Another one
*Spikes a xanax with fentanyl and sends it his way*

fucking hate virginmedia. getting less 0.1 Mbps when I'm paying for 75 Mbps. Cancelling this shit TODAY. Can barely fucking load a Jow Forums page. Takes like 30 seconds to load the catpcha if it even loads at all.

Wish there was a Chadmedia I could get internet from.

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Percocet, I'm feelin' I'm perfect
Wrapper came packed like a turban
I handle bars like a mongoose (bikes)
Six double G's, I just popped two
Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice

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ok, sorry for calling you a freak xx

Sounds like someone is in love :3

>virginmedia
thought this post was going to take a very different focus to begin with

clearly somethings going wrong
virgin have their own dedicated fibre network, I got 55 when paying for 50

190's posts earlier were fantastic. You can't read them and honestly say to yourself that his presence wasn't missed.

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Mum found the piss draw

>xanax
virgin freaks: the drug

its ok im still a freak

in nu-yok i mili rok
hide it in mai sok

/brit/ is basically like a stand up comedy course where the lads go for to watch gimmicks and let off steam

Yo Pierre you wanna come out here?

the chad XANAX
the virgin diazepoo

good post

any ski mask the slump god man in

original

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Some girl outside is sitting on a bench in the sun reading a book.

Want to go talk to her because she looks qt but also don't want to disturb her

IMMA DROWN A NIGGA IN THE RIVER OF LOST SOULS

MacKenzie has been accused of taking a "shamelessly tacky approach". He eventually left the station in 1997. He later said on LIVE TV:

>Bouncing dwarfs reading out the weather were a major milestone in British TV. Their weather forecasts will be five years old now. We used to shoot them in batches ... and it was just luck if the forecast actually coincided with the weather. We were really ahead of our time. If Channel 5 put on Topless Darts at 10 pm they would double their ratings.[24]

The station failed and closed.

she has 300 matches a week and 4 chads she shags daily

Yeah leave her alone.

just show her this post

*Steps up on the stage*
Uh..h-hello. My name is Icelad
*Wipes sweat off my brow with my notes*
Oh no. The text is all smudged now
*Trousers fall off*
OH NO
*Staggers off stage to the sound of hundreds of people laughing*

this, if she wanted a guy to talk to she'd just go on tinder and find a male of far superior quality to you willing to meetup in 30 minutes mate

give up

do you ever add tunes to your Spotify library because the album art is really nice haha

nah

based icelad

go and knock it out of her hands and call her a swot freak

Fucking hell....... Ok.......

Nope.

New asap rocky, Kanye, Nas and Drake soon
June will be the month of the nigger tunes

benzos literally make you invincible, fantastic drug imo.
could do a performance in front of 50,000 people no problem

Kanye produced the Nas album, and he's releasing another album in June with Kid Cudi

lads is valium worth it

what are some questions i should ask an employer if im considering a career change?

just remembered I had a dream last night that I was an assistant for kanye west's newest tour and one task involved me finding the perfect glass for him to drink out but I could not find it

Yeah I know
Don't like kid curious desu

UK is being flooded with fakes in blister packs
buy Hemofarm/Galenika "bensedin"

made a joke about fingering my mate and she giggled

might be in there lads

*cudi FUCK

you're too afraid to approach that girl whilst a yank tourist would walk up to her, seduce her and take her right there on the bench

Ay who's dick to I have to suck to get a job around here!

Then give him a firm handshake

the agepill is truly black

>yank
vomits

ah
my dealer was offering it really cheaply, even gave me one to test for free
not tried it yet but doubt it's real if what you say is true

oi
do me a favour

>vomits
as you're gagging on his BYC

>tfw retarded kids get themselves addicted to bensodiazepines without even having crippling anxiety to begin with

Just have a beer and smoke some weed, dumbasses.

try it anyway might be real
10mg is subtle similar to 0.5mg xanax

...

>be pretty good at acting like a serious adult and hiding my power level
>acquire the shameless weeb gf
>not terrible looking, solid 6
>keeps trying to talk about her fucking mangas and animes in public
>really fucking loud and embarrassing

HELP

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me attempting to escape from The Machine

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getting high off benzos is shite, I only use it for anxiety

walk into the office, give his willy a firm handshake then keep tugging till promotion

I'm 27 and still a virgin how DARE you call me that.

Gritting my teeth and trying to survive this until I lose my virginity with her tbqh.

hey guys

seriously why is it still sticked what is going on

Chinese people in the US are very hard working, but also ruthless liars who will do anything to advance their own goals, regardless of the effect on people they would call 'friends'. Japanese people try to get ahead through hard work and discipline, but seem to have ethics and care about their countrymen. I would rather live near a Japanese-American Community any day.

am afraid i will never live up to the yank men that girls watch in porn

y'all yamagucci la

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fucking brutal... it's OVER

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tune uh

neurotypical please leave thank you

only pakiboo double dips (You)'s
fuck off back to Jow Forums

toil in 2 hours

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>Had to pay a 30% manlet tax on a pair of trousers today