What do non-native speakers think English really sounds like? I imagine it must be a bit like Dutch...

What do non-native speakers think English really sounds like? I imagine it must be a bit like Dutch, which isn't particularly attractive to me. Does it sound nice? Is it a pleasure to speak? Or is it a bit of a chore?

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It has to many schwas, which make it sound unclear and lame.

>What do non-native speakers think English really sounds like?
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>I imagine it must be a bit like Dutch
Then you're a fucking retarded for never realizing that dutch sounds like diarrhea.

It sounds whiny and weak, compared to German and Slavic languages

I notice that my jaw is a bit stiff after speaking English, but not as stiff as when I try speaking Dutch.

Well it's the closest thing to English to our ears, French is too wishy washy and German is too ordnung

Not as bad as I assumed then

My throat becomes sore when I try to speak french

British: drunk gibberish
American: "Yeehaaw, we gon git em good bois"
Australian/NZ: "Ooga booga wer da wite wimmin at"
South African: "Ooga booga wer da wite wimmin at"
Canada: "Wing ching pong, wanga langa ping song"

At this point it has become another primary language. It just sounds natural to me.

>Caring about other people opinion

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For me English is just a simplified way of speaking with simplified grammar.

btw pls come to I want to see your flag there

Though it took me 3 years to fully understand it since I began properly learning it

Can you write anything in your main language? Just for curiosity... With your alphabet pls.

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Malay used to use this for writing his language before transitioning to alphabets.

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I think this song of Celentano pretty much nails it:
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Skip to the frisian guy at 5:00
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Thats the closest you can get following your logic.

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Sounds very much like Old English desu

That clip of old english is full of proverbs and words which translate better to dutch than english. quite interesting... I could probably read 40 % of it without help.

I live in a place with. Lot of English speaking tourists so English is pretty normal sounding to me at this point.

Only Egyptian Arabic and English sound normal to me at this point. I studied English when I was really young, around 8, and I stopped thinking in Arabic completely a loooong time ago desu.

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this is how english used to sound for me

For me it's sounds like Gaelic.