/brit/

you aight, frogboi

when 190 talks, /brit/ listens

easily the most important poster here

What in God's name are you listening to?

lol m8

Lots of sandnigger diaspora on Jow Forums I've noticed

fucking dare you to come to wakefield and try that with me

no but when my mate gets drunk he sometimes randomly texts me that she likes me
weird cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

desperate for some BYC

literally begging to be fucked in ass
typcial

*gets relegated again*

are you saying you want raped?

always knew you were a gay boy wakefield

didn't watch it

Fyi

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soy

true

more significant than fat cam back in the day

youtu.be/Fvw4vOXyBPU
alan made a track about his personal life

Do you's actually think 190 watched the royal wedding?

He was probably monged out on ket

Stupid cunts

i'll fucking bounce your head off the pavement
where are you in russia? i'm coming to get you squarehead
watch your lip

can't even trust my own flag
what has this world come to

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190 what did you think of DEEZ NUTS

aha

Fuck up gay boy

Lol love him obnoxious bastard

was expecting a penis

>7-4:30
>occasional saturdays

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how can i get used to cleaning toilets lads??

snoop dogg: "now suck these nuts, and lick this dick, go up and down, and swallow my load"
me: a virgin

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youtube.com/watch?v=0OCMgqBZ9UM
having a listen

Typical Wakey.

Come round Leeds way if you want a real scrap, Ivan.

message sara for advice

>The Santa Fe Shooter Allegedly Said "Another One Bites The Dust" As He Killed People

>"He was playing music, making jokes, had slogans and rhymes he kept saying," said a survivor.

need a national register of virgin freaks NOW

fook off ya cawnts

face like a slapped piss bag

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the pansies of west yorkshire
jog on

Ahaha top lad
He should have shot everyone in thier ass

>salary
>800 pounds
YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE

Sara to the bogs, that's Sara to the bogs! Thank youuuuu

based

one of the worst gimmicks to have ever graced /brit/

t. /brit/ historian

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Anyone else unironically married? It's so fucking comfy not having to try anymore.

You'd live decently with that

never understood how someone can teach thai kids english without knowing thai too

Jeb!

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thick chubby qt in the front

*claps*

You still have to keep your wife entertained and satisfied, or she'll cheat or get a divorce

See you there

Yorkshire Power Rankings:

1. West
2. South
3. North
.....
900000. East and Humber

can't even imagine the state and prospects of brits who move to thailand for 800 quid

I thought Yorkshire was a city... wtf

based hyperreality is winning

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son's crying with hunger but i don't have any money until the dole comes in tomorrow

dunno what to do lads

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Leeds is full of niggers nowadays mate total shithole
Come to Wakefield if you want to see what a real Yorkshire city looks like

>having to try

Never got this. You literally exist and women will occasionally make a move. Never understood "trying".

Or any non-english speaking kids really.
And the answer is by showing pictures of animals and things at first and then associating words, like we all were taught English. You're not going to make them read beowulf

Wtf

My dad always used to have dole money and was able to feed me.

What have you been doing with the money?

Fuck you

sleep with a man for a little bit of money

This

archive.is/Yue4I

Let's dissect:

"Bit ofbackground.Mywife was going on a night out with one of her girl friends.Her friend picked her up and they went into town.

- Well, two sentences in and we read the classic ***"Girls night out"***, we already know how this one is going to end.

"It gets to 1 am, i send her a text saying dont be too late due to the door being open. No response. 2.30am still not home. At this point I start calling but there is no answer. Fast forward to 8am, 70ish calls later and still no sign of her. I was very worried at this point.-

70 calls later...oh boy. If she didn't answer on the 25th, surely she will on the 70th.

"So then this morning she finally texts me to say she is at her friends. I then check the laptop again and see an exchange of messages between her and said friend (I can't see what wife is saying, just friends responses).The friend was asking if she was home yet, and when she would go home. She then asked wife "What is your story? I will make sure I stick to it". They then plan the story about why she had to take a taxi home, and friend was saying "don't worry for all he knows you Are here asleep in my spare room".

- The female hive mind (group hamstering) knows no bounds. "Ladies Night Out" is codespeak for "Lets have a competition to see who fucks the hottest guy tonight". It really is a competition to them...which leads to the best part...

After a few further messages the best message of the lot was sent. So, how big was his dick then?" I photographed all the messages.

- We all saw that one coming...

"Later when wife returns home at first I play it cool like i dont know what went on. She is walking around the house acting perfect, like nothing was wrong.

-"Walking around the house acting perfect". Of course, she just got railed by Chad in all 3 holes while her dutiful beta stayed at home, worried about her all night. Life is great...for her.

Tell him to drink his spit
That's what my dad always said when I was hungry and we didn't have any food

the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

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West Riding = Best Riding

At the bookstore and can't help but assume every black man in here is a coon

Don't fall for the memes, lad.

After a couple of years you develop such a bond and commitment that just chatting shit and watching comfy shows of an evening is all you both need to be happy as larry. Tryhard days of pretending to like clubs and queuing up for restaurants well and truly over.

A woman literally messaged me first and I've been shagging her off and on but I don't want to get in a relationship with her

Mainly because I'm not interested, but also because she's on my Uni course and it'll just be awks if we break up lol

The government doles out a child allowance for a reason.

spent the last bit on 4 cans of special brew earlier

literally no excuse for anyone to go hungry in this country

>Mainly because I'm not interested, but also because she's on my Uni course and it'll just be awks if we break up lol

this is such a shit reason lmao

I can find you one at 80k-90k baht if you're really interested irishlad.

Living in Thailand is cheap lad

just found my uni's (warwickshire) student union's private discord server

feel free to shit it up discord.gg/ujgcW8N

You already fuck up. She is clearly trying to get with you.

In Knightsbridge right now

dont mind the fact its an ultrarich area - every city has one - but how come literally

>literally no excuse for anyone to go hungry in this country
Anorexia lad

until there's no basic income everyone will still have an excuse to be hungry

Spare the feminist act mate, chad fucks, you betabux

any soyboy in?

recently found out warwick uni is actually in coventry
blew my mind

We aren't vain deanos. Only arabs & russians live/shop around there.

Need to get an English language teaching degree first haha will think about it though thanks

>is london just a tourist destination for other countries' rich folk

knightsbridge is

besides rich londoners don't wear gucci shoes or versace bags

mostly third worlders do that

mental to think that everyone else on /brit/ is a human being with hopes and dreams and not just some advanced AI program

errrrrr
sweaty

you made this exact post ~2 months ago

>hopes and dreams
lol

>with hopes and dreams
haha

>realising this as late as 2018

Everywhere central is owned by the rich of other countries. Every evening destination above a common pub or pizza express is patronised only by them.

Sussex county is divided into subdivisions called "rapes".